patheticlight
Fandoms
- Content SMP (5)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (3)
- Lifesteal SMP (3)
- WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series) (2)
- Outsiders SMP (1)
Recent works
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I Am Not Qualified For This. by patheticlight
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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Branzy is trying to rebuild his life together as the economy falls around him, and picks up a part-time job at a café a few blocks from his house.
All is finally starting to align in his life, when another die gets rolled and he's suddenly thrown into an underground world of good and evil he just happened to get dragged into by convenience and coincidence.
Now, caught in a war he kinda has to be apart of now, Branzy decides to take a gamble and get involved. He was their problem now.
DISCONTINUED.
Series
- Part 3 of patheticlight's clownzy :3!!
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Take Matters Into Your Own Hands by patheticlight
Fandoms: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
02 Oct 2025
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"And your heart would forever beat in your throat as long as it kept you quiet enough to survive ."
Or; Whitepine, the detective and Ivory.. major spoilers!
Whumptober Day One:
Prompt: "Lamb to the Slaughter".Series
- Part 1 of Patheticlight's Whumptomber (2025) ! 🪶
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"You're okay." Ash assured. "We're safe."
Maybe his breaths evened out.
"I'm safe, you're safe-" Putting his arms by his side, a placating gesture. "Nothing's going to hurt you here. You aren't a solider anymore, Clown.".
Or; Clown's "episode" from Whitepine 8, dramatised and served on a silver platter because I am NOT normal about them.
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Luxintrus' perspective and inner thoughts of The Masquerade.
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Be Still, My Child, No Need To Keep Breathing. by patheticlight
Fandoms: Content SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2025
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Food felt unrewarding, unsatisfying with no notable hunger to fulfil, so there was simply no point. For Rat's grief-stricken mind, eating was a pleasure he didn't deserve - nor wanted.
Or; Rat is struggling with grief, and as a result loses his appetite.
Series
- Part 2 of Luxintrus' Death - And What Followed.
Recent series
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Patheticlight's Whumptomber (2025) ! 🪶 by patheticlight
Fandom: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
02 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 293
- Works:
- 1
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patheticlight's clownzy :3!! by patheticlight
Fandom: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 13,572
- Works:
- 3
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Luxintrus' Death - And What Followed. by patheticlight
Fandom: Content SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2025
- Words:
- 2,108
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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Podfic of "The sleeping god" by Nonodyneedstoknow by Dannto
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game), Lifesteal SMP
17 Dec 2025
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*"Wemmbu was a god of war. He had tasted the blood of his enemies a thousand times. Had fought until all his bone broke and his muscles were strain. But now that he was the strongest? Everything had grown boring. Sleeping was more interesting than being awake.
Egg had grown worried for his godly friend. So in a burst of confidence he suggests something absurd. A potion that will put you to sleep until a person worthy of fighting Wemmbu is alive."*
Bookmarked by patheticlight
17 Dec 2025
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It had been a long time since anyone had seen Wemmbu. An oddly long time actually. The purple voidling was usually pestering or bothering Flame for some purpose or another.
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Wemmbu had now taken permanent residence in the end with Egg and Minute. He couldn’t handle the overworld noises. The screaming of the players at spawn, mooing of the cows, and explosions of the creepers all caused a heavy migraine that was only relieved in the dark.
Bookmarked by patheticlight
16 Dec 2025
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You Are My Way of Life by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
07 Jul 2025
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Parrot manages to escape Unstable Universe relatively unscathed; physically, at least.
With much lost and little left to lose, he returns to his roots in the form of Lifesteal's newest season to forget it all. Wifies's code is broken down with not a chance in hell to recover.
True desperation may find a way, though.
OR:
Wifies follows Parrot to Lifesteal after his death.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,089
- Chapters:
- 1/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 9
- Kudos:
- 198
- Bookmarks:
- 12
- Hits:
- 2,112
Bookmarked by patheticlight
15 Dec 2025
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you’re no better than me (I wish you were) by MusiLuci
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
04 Nov 2025
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When Wifies dies, he gets transported to some strange dimension… with a man so familiar yet so different.
UU!Wifies meets LSS4!Spoke.
Or,
Two guys who mildly dislike each other have a chat about their mutual (platonic) ex.
Bookmarked by patheticlight
06 Dec 2025
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i don't even know who i used to be by rising_phoenixx
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
19 Dec 2025
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Sure, a mace sounded appealing, but he didn’t really want to be stuck doing some guys bidding instead of looking for-
“I could give you any resources you need to find that angel friend of yours.”
Well.
OR
Wemmbu joins the invisible mafia
Series
- Part 1 of Unstable Universe
Bookmarked by patheticlight
03 Dec 2025