patheticlight
Fandoms
- Content SMP (5)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (3)
- Lifesteal SMP (3)
- WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series) (2)
- Outsiders SMP (1)
Recent works
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Take Matters Into Your Own Hands by patheticlight
Fandoms: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
02 Oct 2025
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"And your heart would forever beat in your throat as long as it kept you quiet enough to survive ."
Or; Whitepine, the detective and Ivory.. major spoilers!
Whumptober Day One:
Prompt: "Lamb to the Slaughter".Series
- Part 1 of Patheticlight's Whumptomber (2025) ! 🪶
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"You're okay." Ash assured. "We're safe."
Maybe his breaths evened out.
"I'm safe, you're safe-" Putting his arms by his side, a placating gesture. "Nothing's going to hurt you here. You aren't a solider anymore, Clown.".
Or; Clown's "episode" from Whitepine 8, dramatised and served on a silver platter because I am NOT normal about them.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 702
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 19
- Hits:
- 157
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I Am Not Qualified For This. by patheticlight
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Apr 2025
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Branzy is trying to rebuild his life together as the economy falls around him, and picks up a part-time job at a café a few blocks from his house.
All is finally starting to align in his life, when another die gets rolled and he's suddenly thrown into an underground world of good and evil he just happened to get dragged into by convenience and coincidence.
Now, caught in a war he kinda has to be apart of now, Branzy decides to take a gamble and get involved. He was their problem now.
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. RETURN DATE HAS BEEN SET.
Series
- Part 3 of patheticlight's clownzy :3!!
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Luxintrus' perspective and inner thoughts of The Masquerade.
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Be Still, My Child, No Need To Keep Breathing. by patheticlight
Fandoms: Content SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2025
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Food felt unrewarding, unsatisfying with no notable hunger to fulfil, so there was simply no point. For Rat's grief-stricken mind, eating was a pleasure he didn't deserve - nor wanted.
Or; Rat is struggling with grief, and as a result loses his appetite.
Series
- Part 2 of Luxintrus' Death - And What Followed.
Recent series
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Patheticlight's Whumptomber (2025) ! 🪶 by patheticlight
Fandom: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
02 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 293
- Works:
- 1
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patheticlight's clownzy :3!! by patheticlight
Fandom: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Apr 2025
- Words:
- 13,337
- Works:
- 3
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Luxintrus' Death - And What Followed. by patheticlight
Fandom: Content SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2025
- Words:
- 2,108
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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It’s the third time in his life Clown sees Branzy.
Series
- Part 7 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
Bookmarked by patheticlight
17 Oct 2025
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Snowboarder Branzy and ice hockey player Clown are dating. This is an obvious fact.
...wait, who's that?
or, branzy, clown, and finding the missing piece of their trio they never knew they needed.
Bookmarked by patheticlight
12 Oct 2025
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The Trials and Tribulations of Having an Avian Friend by BunnyoftheDarknessVoid
Fandom: Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Mar 2024
- Words:
- 14,010
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 217
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An SMP can mean many things to a player.
It can mean a good time. A place to retreat when private servers and test worlds just don't live up to expectations. It can mean war, murder, and griefing. It can mean friends, games, and challenges. The list goes on and on.
But one SMP means... a bit more to its residents.
It means family.
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Each Hermits journey to finding Hermitcraft and how they built a family out of a very strange assortment of blocks.
Now featuring plot!
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grease paint and featherlight swipes by bellacherriie
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Sep 2025
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"I need you to do my makeup for me, Branzy."
And. Every single gear in Branzy's brain just ground to an absolute stop. There were several glaring issues with this proposition from Clown, for example the fact that Clownpierce just asked him to do his fucking makeup. What the fuck. Maybe if he runs to the window he'll see a flying pig.
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or; Branzy does Clown's makeup. And promptly has a mental breakdown over it.