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He was trying. Jamie had fucking meant it. He wasn’t trying to waste Roy’s time, but the nasty little voice at the back of his skull wondered whether he was wasting it anyway. It was a habit of Jamie’s, wasting his chances.
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07 Aug 2024
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Dani is his replacement, and Dani is good, even if Jamie will never fucking admit that out loud as long as he lives, and Dani cheers loud for his teammates when they score, leaps on their backs and races around the pitch chanting his own name. Fucking chipper dickhead. He scores off a pass from Sam and the others flock around him, cheering, hands all reaching out to ruffle his hair and wrap at his shoulders. Even fucking Roy, who scowls at Jamie like it’s his fault he’s fucking ancient and broken down every time he so much as touches the ball. But Dani scores and Roy says, “Well fucking done, Rojas!” And then he lifts his head and he meets Jamie’s eyes, stood alone across the pitch with ice in his stomach.
Or: in which Dani's knee injury heals a bit earlier than it does in canon, and Jamie does not handle it well.
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05 Aug 2024
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Whenever he says he's not feeling anything, that's when Dr. Sharon pulls out the fucking cards.
Roy can't fucking stand the fucking cards. They're plain white with plain black text, each displaying the name of a different emotion, and he's supposed to go through them and decide whether he's feeling each thing or not. It's fucking stupid, it makes him feel like a fucking toddler, and worst of all, it fucking works.
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03 Aug 2024
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It’s not that Roy’s never noticed how fucking pretty Jamie is, it’s just that - well. Right now, in the warm glow of another sunset, framed perfectly by the sea behind him, his smile lit up in its typical thousand-megawatt fashion, it’s basically impossible for Roy not to notice.
And in that moment, Roy knows: he is completely, and utterly, fucked.
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- Part 1 of this is our place, we make the rules
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28 Jul 2024
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nobody ever loved me like you do (i would just love to see me from your point of view) by incurableromancer
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
03 Jul 2022
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Colin is a touchy guy. Jamie knows this. Rebecca fucking Welton knows this. Everybody who has ever met Colin knows this.
And, they're footballers. They get a free pass on physical affection and entire stadiums full of die-hard fans who will no-homo on their behalf.
Jamie has just never been mates with a touchy person before with the added layer of said touchy person seemingly deciding that you're fair game to use as a teddy bear. He's never allowed anyone to be touchy with him the way he allows Colin to be, really. It's mad, and he has nobody but himself to blame.
Or: Jamie discovers not only that he has feelings, but that he's gone and caught them for Colin. What's a reformed twat to do?
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28 Jul 2024
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I don't think I could stand to be, where you don't see me by MsScarlet24
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
02 Nov 2023
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He assumed this morning when Roy didn’t show up for morning training (or the subsequent early morning fuck and home cooked breakfast) that something had come up. But there was no call, no text, no letter taped to his front door. And when Jamie walked into the club this morning, just a little early, Roy was locked away in his office. He thinks hard, but he can’t remember anything he’s done wrong, can’t think of a single rule he broke. He just wants Roy to forgive him.
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- Part 2 of Puppy Jamie Agenda
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27 Jul 2024
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“What the fuck are you doing here?”
From where he’s perched on Roy’s chair, one leg pulled up to his chest to rest his chin on his knee, Jamie scoffs. His hair - left a touch longer since the last time Roy saw him - looks wet, like he’s only recently showered, and Roy feels the familiar twitch of irritation in his throat at Jamie’s flippant use of the Richmond facilities, despite not having played for them for the better part of seven years.
“Hello to you too, Coach,” Jamie grins, wide and toothy, his sharp teeth glinting in the harsh fluorescent light. “Did you miss me?”
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Ten years after Ted leaves - and seven since leaving Richmond - Jamie comes home to Roy.
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27 Jul 2024
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But whether Lasso had meant it or not, Jamie is here, standing outside his flat, staring at the door. He’s got no idea where else to go right now, only knows that he can’t stand the thought of being alone in his massive apartment, alone with his thoughts.
And he’s already here, isn’t he? Why waste the trip and turn back now?
So he pulls one hand free and knocks four times in rapid succession.
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Jamie turns up on Ted's doorstep one night, looking for ... something. Support, maybe. Someone to tell him that his dad has no idea what he's talking about.
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- Part 1 of My Door Is Always Open
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26 Jul 2024
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The photoshoot that brought Jamie and Keeley together in the first place and the photoshoot that got them back together.
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23 Jul 2024
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What if the Richmond players didn't warm up to Jamie as quickly as they did on the show and instead he found friendship with the new AFC Richmond kit man, Will?
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5 times Will was there for Jamie and 1 time Jamie finally got to return the favour.
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23 Jul 2024
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Jamie gets his soulmark when he's four years old. All he remembers from that day is his mum kissing his cheeks and smiling at him and then buying him ice cream to celebrate. Jamie thinks it's the best day ever. He doesn't know what the mark on his wrist means, but he guesses it must be a good thing.
It doesn't take him too long to change his mind about that.
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23 Jul 2024
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"... My father is a right twat as well, so, I dunno how much help I’ll even be." He shrugs and takes out the tea sachets. He tosses them in the bin. "I just felt like someone should tell you that what you did was pretty brave."
With that, Colin picks up his mug and leaves the kitchen to meet the others. Jamie follows after a second, the palms of his hands covered in a bright pink jumper, and he cradles his cup like he's scared he might burn.
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Or; The one where Jamie realizes his feelings both slowly and all at once.
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22 Jul 2024
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he moves me (that's the way that i know i'm moving) by brittadit
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Mar 2024
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Colin reels following his conversation with Nate. Isaac is there to comfort him.
Set during the Season Two episode 'Headspace'. Title is from Move Me by Wet.
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18 Jul 2024
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still got it by qigiined
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
13 Oct 2022
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Bly points out that it’s a good thing that Boba has found a connection with someone who is so orderly and collected. Opposites attract, he says.
“Mando only remembers he exists twice a day,” Fives deadpans.
“When he speaks,” Cody corrects.
“Guys, you don’t know that,” Bly says. “He could be just as smitten. Rex, you dated a Mandalorian once. Tell them.”
All eyes land on Rex. He begins to sink into his chair.(Rex dated the Armorer back in the day and finds her again when he meets the guy who Boba is trying to court.)
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13 Jul 2024
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Jamie has some questions for Keeley...
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"Me and Roy?" She prompts.
"You two," Jamie clears his throat. "You two, you aren't fucking, are ya?"
"Jamie, the two of us...You know it didn't work, and I don't think we should try aga-"
"What? No," Jamie's expression would honestly fit better if he were looking at fieces, and not contemplating fucking her. Keeley would be more insulted if she weren't so bloody curious. "Why would you think I'd want that?"Bookmarked by perfectpatches
12 Jul 2024
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Jamie thinks he and Roy are going to become exclusive. Roy has not been thinking that.
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12 Jul 2024
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After it's done, it occurs to Roy that he really should have expected this to happen, one day or another. After all, the opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference, and the one thing that Roy does not feel towards Jamie Tartt is indifference.
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09 Jul 2024
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i hate accidents (except when we went from friends to this) by instantcaramel
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
22 Sep 2022
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Jamie starts showing up sometimes. Roy never fucking invites him. He just fucking shows up, all times of day, any day of the week. Roy has no fucking clue what he’s done to deserve this, but Jamie Tartt will not fucking leave him alone.
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08 Jul 2024
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Roy put his hand out and said, “Hang on, are you saying —”
“Jane brought her special bonding tea to the team potluck and you both drank it and now have to be within a ten-foot radius of each other or else you’ll experience blinding pain?”
And that’s why you
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07 Jul 2024
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When Jamie still doesn’t answer at 4:15, or pick up his phone, he doesn’t think concern is what he should be feeling. He’s pretty sure he should be feeling pissed. He is the one trying to train the fragile little bitch after all.
But concern pools in his chest anyway. He’s sure that this isn’t like Jamie. Not now.
(Handle with Care from Roy's POV)
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07 Jul 2024
