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(like a heartbeat) drives you mad by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
08 Nov 2025
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“Seriously think I’m losing my mind from reliving the Jess thing all the time,” Sam mutters down at the map.
That’s probably the truth. His brain’s so oversaturated with problems now that it just snapped last night and invented a new one. Because you know what’s less traumatic than watching the love of your life get brutally, supernaturally murdered the same way your mother was twenty years ago? Literally anything. If that means sex dreams about his brother, apparently it means sex dreams about his brother.
Holy hell, Sam’s life is fucked up.
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secrets, secrets (are no fun) by gus_t_t_showbiz (periodically_puzzled)
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)
16 Jul 2024
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Shawn learns something about Jules that he really wishes he’d known a little sooner.
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scenes from a rooftop: xoxo by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Feb 2024
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Daily heart-shaped candy drabbles for February 2024. I brought enough for the whole class.
(Edit: oops I caught the plague again and had to turn in early this month. There's 16 in here.)
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- Part 3 of scenes from a rooftop
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pandora’s box by periodically_puzzled for Julessongs
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Jan 2024
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Peter opens a can of worms.
And by a can of worms, he means his best friend's zipper.
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scenes from a rooftop: tricks and treats by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Oct 2023
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"How do you end up covered in this stuff all the time?" Wade picks the tiny bits of leaf off of Peter's glove. Between the fabric of the suit and the web residue, they're really stuck on there. "You cheating on me with a leaf blower or something?"
"Nah, I just grab 'em out of the air."
"You-" Wade laughs. "You have superhuman reflexes and you use them to grab falling leaves out of the air."
"Wouldn't you?"
Wade thinks for a moment. "I've used leaves as target practice before."
"That sounds unsafe."
"Hi." Wade shakes Peter's hand. "I'm Deadpool."
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Daily fun-sized sweets for October 2023. Don't eat them all at once or you'll spoil your dinner.
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- Part 2 of scenes from a rooftop
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scenes from a rooftop by periodically_puzzled
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
16 Feb 2024
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it's not gay if the socks stay on (one-shots) by periodically_puzzled
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 May 2023
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"Just a couple of dudes being guys." / "Just a couple of guys being dudes." / "Just a couple of dudes being gay." / "Show me your dick, Webs."
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gunpowder trilogy by periodically_puzzled
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Oct 2022
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It’s almost impossible to find a good love story these days. Disney thinks they have a monopoly on fairytales, and heterosexuals think they have a monopoly on Disney, so China’s got a pretty solid lock on me and Spidey slinging off into the sunset on the big screen. If I want accurate representation of the pansexual disaster I am, I have to come to this back-alley dumpster of a website that’s older than most of the characters it makes fuck. (Probably half its users, too. Christ. Go skip ropes or something.)
I’m not even asking for a super intense, NC-17, hardcore portrayal of my love life, just something where we get to kiss or hold hands or something cute like that. I want to share a milkshake with a hot radioactive were-arachnid. I want a fun little romance. That’s all.
Anyway, so I’m railing this guy I met on Grindr, right, and he’s a sweating, slobbering wreck about it.
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remember me? by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Mar 2025
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“Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?
“Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”
Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”
“Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”
Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?
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Bookmarked by periodically_puzzled
12 Mar 2025
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instant classic jillian strikes again
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you put it on me (ceiling to floor) by yellow_crayon
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
31 Jul 2024
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“You’re like a fucking Hoover Deluxe. Soldier Boy reference, you wouldn’t get it, god it’s such a good show. And you’d be right up his alley, old man,” Deadpool slurred behind him, laughing maniacally, “oww, ease up, champ, you’re gonna suck the foreskin clean off my dick.”
He tried to pull out. Logan’s claws came out, “don’t you fucking dare–”
“Relax,” Wade husked against his sweaty cheek, adjusting his slipping grip around Logan’s waist, “I don’t have a refractory period and I got nowhere else to be. Daddy’ll dick you down all night long, babygirl.”
“Don’t fucking call me that, you demented fuckwad.”
Movie spoilers.
Bookmarked by periodically_puzzled
30 Jul 2024
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intersex rights what about intersex wrongs
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“Do you often fuck the people you’re going to kill?”
“Just the annoying ones. Do you often use fighting as foreplay?” Logan asks back.
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Or, Wade and Logan really hate each other. They really, really do.
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Bookmarked by periodically_puzzled
29 Jul 2024
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canon-divergent fluff (for a very deadpool-and-wolverine definition of fluff)
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Lassiter and Juliet are investigating a bar and grill that’s been suspected of being a money laundering scheme, except when they come in to finally bust them they find it completely abandoned. Save for one very plastered psychic.
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- Part 15 of Whumperless Whump Event
Bookmarked by gus_t_t_showbiz (periodically_puzzled)
18 Jul 2024
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bookmarked kudosed commented subbed to the author. friendship ended with sober shawn drunk shawn is my new best friend
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OnlyFins by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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It’s an accident.
Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.
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Bookmarked by periodically_puzzled
30 Apr 2024
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(Stefon voice) This fic has *everything.* Shark diarrhea, Kate Bishop getting a fucking break, literal pimp MJ Watson, the gayest Spideypool you'll ever see, masterful demolition of the fourth wall