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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    (That is to say so fine that you barely even exist)

    Sapnap’s life is good at Badlands ranch. He’s got two dads who love him, an obnoxious little brother, and three almost siblings. Of course good things end, but that by no means implies he has to be happy about it.

    Quackity just wants his school tuition to be cheaper. Getting away from Schlatt is a great bonus though. Really how hard can it be to care for some animals on a ranch though.

    Karl is going to do something good before he graduates so help him god. If that’s what Badlands ranch provides he’ll take it even with the sour look on the owners son’s face.

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    03 Apr 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    “Hey, Q!” Sapnap calls. “This cute thing won’t come off!”

    “Sap, what the hell is that?” Quackity nearly squawks.

    “I dunno! It just latched onto me,” Sapnap giggles, hands hovering at his sides. “It’s cute, right?”

    ---

    In which Sapnap inherits a cabin from his estranged great aunt, he and Quackity go on a hike in the woods, and a loopy purple person(?) latches onto them and won't let go.

    But he's cute, so it's fine.

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    An (amateur) exercise in Chekhov's gun featuring Karlnapity. Inspired by this post on Twitter by @chaikavsky: How They Met

    UNFINISHED DUE TO WILBUR SOOT BEING AN ABUSIVE DICKHEAD

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    29 Oct 2022

  3. This has been deleted, sorry!

    29 Oct 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    sapnap: petition for dream to stop talking

    quack: id sign that in a heartbeat

    karljacobs: im going to make a gofundme

    dreamxd: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

    george: lol

    or, i finally gave in to the dark side and wrote a chat fic

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    11/?
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    28 Oct 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    This is the story of a man who lost everything to his ambition. He, like Icarus, was fated to fall into the depths of the ocean, unable to make his dreams come true.

    Where Quackity builds Las Nevadas in hopes of forgetting his past, only for it to come back at him.

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    Chapters:
    36/36
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    08 Aug 2022

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    “Dear Mr HQ. I am delighted to inform you that the Committee on Admissions has admitted you to the Class of 2023. Please accept my personal congratulations for your outstanding achievements”

    Quackity looked up at the group, the first sign of tears and a smile breaking out on his face.

    “I got in” he said, turning the letter around to show them.

    “I got into Harvard law!” He then cheered and the table broke out cheering and yelling. All the other customers in the dinner turned to look at them with annoyed looks.

    “Let’s go!” Sapnap hugged Quackity close, almost lifting him from his seat.

    “That’s our boyfriend! The Harvard student!” Karl cheered loudly and giggled excited.

    “I am a goddamn genius!” Quackity said, practically shaking and jumping in his seat, his hands were shaking with all the build up excitement.

    “Cambridge better watch out with you running wild” George laughed and leaned back in his seat, grabbing his milkshake.

    “What?” Quackity blinked and the fog of euphoria in his brain seemed to stop.
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    or, Quackity gets into Harvard Law without Sapnap and Karl, and they find out long distance relastionship sucks a lot .

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    Chapters:
    35/35
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    30 Jul 2022

  7. Public Bookmark 71

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    "karl," says quackity, low and soft and scared. "karl, hey, can you breathe for me?"
    sapnap tries to recall anything past grief and comes up too short. desperately he reaches for something; quackity's hands come and he intertwines their fingers for the briefest time before kneeling down to karl's level, their karl, all washed-down, blank and terrified.
    "breathe, okay? everything's okay. well, everything's fucked," quackity snorts, "but that's never stopped us before, just breathe."
    sapnap doesn't know what to burn to fix this. quackity sends him a look, and he kneels down next to him, presses his shoulder against the other's in some hope for comfort. underneath his pretense-humor quackity stands terrified, and sapnap's lungs are filled with water.
    "karl, hey, man," he chokes out. "hi. you're home, you're safe, hey, i swear."
    karl just blinks, unseeing.
    sapnap's so fucking sick of losing the people he loves to their own minds.

    (or: sapnap, quackity and karl figure out how to build themselves some safety. it's a painful process, especially when the world doesn't seem inclined to let them; but they've never been the type to give up.
    a three-chapter relationship and character study.)

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    3/3
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    16 Feb 2022

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    Quackity plucks his own feathers for Karl and Sapnap as an expression of love. He doesn’t realize that they don’t see it that way.

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    16 Feb 2022

  9. Public Bookmark 55

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    How exactly does one tell their lover that they’ve developed feelings for someone else?
    And how, pray tell, are you supposed to explain that you also haven’t fallen out of love with them?
    ...
    “Karl, I think I’ve developed feelings for him.”

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    08 Jan 2022

  10. This has been deleted, sorry!

    12 Nov 2021

  11. Public Bookmark 24

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    "Karl Jacobs, Age: 23, Gender Identity: Male, Job: Interdimensional Time Traveller..?" The policeman looks up at him inquisitively. The man, the almighty unstoppable time traveller, Karl, he pouts, squirming in his handcuffs. It wasn't fair. They'd got him! It's almost like the Police are trained to deal with criminals and that sort of thing. Still, he cannot help but think slightly bummed out.

    "It's true! Did you see how I dodged that bullet?" Karl insists, earning a raise of an eyebrow in return. He cannot believe this. He just looks away, face burning in embarrassment. He's supposed to be uncatchable.

    "You pushed an innocent civilian into the bullets direction as a literal meat shield.."

    ———————

    Or: Karl time travels to yet again another dimension and actually gets caught this time the time around.

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    11 Nov 2021

  12. Public Bookmark 64

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    “Uhm,” he starts. He figures it’s better to have everything of importance out in the open from the very start. “I’m gay. I have two boyfriends. I got away from an abusive relationship last year. I’m also currently co-parenting a teenager, I guess,”

    Sam raises his eyebrows but otherwise stays silent and Quackity has to fight off a laugh. Yeah, talk about a handful. All of those things hold their own baggage separately, but all together? It almost sounds absurd.

    Alternatively, Quackity's extensive self-healing journey and the bumps along the way.

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    Chapters:
    3/4
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    09 Nov 2021

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    Why was this dude so cute and why was Quackity only noticing it now after years-? His thought was cut off by Sapnap suddenly ducking, grabbing him around the waist, and lifting. He let out a shriek, slamming his hand harmlessly against the football player’s shoulder.

    “So if I toss you right now, you’ll do a flip?” Sapnap teased and Quackity tried to choke down the butterflies in his chest enough to give a witty retort.

    ---

    Quackity's senior year of high school was supposed to be simple. Continue pining silently after his best friend, Karl. Continue being the best damn member of the cheer team with his friends Niki and Puffy. Dodge around the assholes on the football team who liked harassing him. Get into college, smoke with George and Karl as soon as football season was over, and graduate with his usual high grades while also skipping as much as possible. Instead, he was here, falling hard for Karl's boyfriend Sapnap, getting into arguments with his other friends because of it, and trying to hide the fact that the football team was getting progressively worse.

    Yeah. This year was going to suck.

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    09 Nov 2021

  14. This has been deleted, sorry!

    08 Nov 2021

  15. This has been deleted, sorry!

    07 Nov 2021

  16. Public Bookmark 68

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    Quackity is a shapeshifter known as a doppleganger, a creature that can take the form of any humanoid creature. They are usually hunted down and killed, as they are considered monsters, known for bringing nothing but misery.
    But Quackity has had enough.
    He was done being a doppleganger, from this day forward he would no longer be Quackity the doppleganger, but Quackity the human. But keeping his true nature a secrets proves harder than expected.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    07 Nov 2021

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    “They’re on the run again, Rewind!” Quackity heard Blaze yell into his comm. Fuck, he was really cutting it close tonight. “Dude, stop! C’mon, we don’t want to hurt you!”

    He scoffed and turned a sharp corner, hoping to lose the hot-headed hero. He could hear the jingle of Rewind’s jewelry as he caught up with his partner.

    or,

    quackity is a criminal but for a good cause, he swears

    ~~~

    ‼️THIS AINT ABT THE CCS‼️DONT BE WEIRDCHAMP‼️

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
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    11 Oct 2021

  18. This has been deleted, sorry!

    11 Oct 2021

  19. Public Bookmark 13

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    He knew that he loved his fiances, there was no doubt about that. His heart glowed at the sight of them curled in front of the fire, a wall of protection against the outside world. He also knew, however, that he needed closure. Much like Sapnap’s desire to visit Dream, he didn’t think that he could stay away. It all depended on whether or not he would tell them.

    Quackity is conflicted; all he knows is that he loves his fiances more than anything in the world. If he's happy, why does he keep falling back?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    15
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    258
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    13
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    4,378

    09 Oct 2021

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    Quackity learned how to lie when he was with Schlatt. And then he never really stopped.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    93
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    1,551
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    198
    Hits:
    13,814

    03 Oct 2021

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