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    Kaner and Tazer might be the straightest straight dudes to ever straight. They want to bone each other anyway.

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    27 Jun 2025

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    Auston gets bought midday on a Tuesday.

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    03 May 2025

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    Juniors was—Mitch would say it was enlightening, but all he really managed to do was drunkenly make out and exchange quick handies that the other boys brushed off as bros helping bros. It just left Mitch even more confused than he had been before anything happened. Then Steph came along and he could push it down, tell himself it didn’t really matter because he had a girlfriend who he thought he could love forever.

    But the Leafs got the first pick, and he’d spent a little too much time watching Auston’s highlights, dreaming of what it would be like to play with him if he got the chance. It had sparked something in him that he hadn’t felt before, and then he met Auston, all shy smiles and quiet cockiness, and—.

    If Mitch is being honest about it, he’d had a crush on Auston’s hockey before he ever even met him, meeting him just pushed it past the point of no return, and Mitch is pretty sure that sums up how completely fucked he is.

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    09 Apr 2025

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    “Seeing as though we both have something to gain from being off of the marriage market, why don't we make an agreement?” Mr. Bridgerton’s body had completely turned towards Cressida, knees slightly bumping against her own. “And before you say no, just hear me out–”

    “What exactly do you have to gain from being wed?” Cressida asked before she could stop herself. She tensed when Mr. Bridgerton’s unbandaged hand gripped at her gloved wrist. She could feel her pulse quicken at the touch–

    In which Elliot Bridgerton isn't actually Elliot Bridgerton and somehow that becomes Cressida Cowper's problem.

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    02 Jul 2024

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    “Oh spirits,” Azula says, grinning widely. The Water Tribe is full of idiots. “You don’t want to marry Zuko, he’s useless. Also, he’s already engaged.”

    “He is?” Yue blinks at her.

    “Of course he is, he’s going to be the Fire Lord, he’s been engaged since he was twelve,” Azula says. A useless Fire Lord who she’s going to have to prop up, if not outright usurp, but Fire Lord all the same.

    The things she does for this family, she swears.

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    15 Apr 2024