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In which we explore some of the off-screen time between game scenes. Team bonding, dispatching, character studies, and various donuts eaten while on the job. Focus is mostly platonic and team-dynamics because I really really want more screen time with the other members of Z-Team... but I am also an action and angst writer, so buckle up. Not ACTUALLY writing a non-romantic Robert so much as Robert who is too fucking exhausted to do anything about, like, dating in Season 1? Something like that. The one-sided crushes go fucking HARD tho.
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05 Dec 2025
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The figure… It's Robert. It has to be.
Waterboy tries to step back, but he stumbles on the wet floor, thudding into the shipping container beside him. Robert goes still.
His head jerks up, eyes rolling wildly to make contact. Bloodshot. He's crouched on the floor of the warehouse like an animal, low and cornered. Blood is splattered over his face, and as he lifts his head, Waterboy can tell it's streaked down his chin like he must have sunk his teeth into something and held on. When he bares his teeth, they've been licked clean.
He shakily, slowly, like the movement’s might provoke an attack, fumbles for his radio. “Guys? Uh- found- I. I Robert found- no, that's not. I found- uhm.”
(Warning changed to Mature because of the violence. Just to be safe, honestly.)
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Or: Robert is kidnapped by a wannabe villain. A wannabe villain with a very real, very threatening drug. He has an… adverse reaction to the substance.Also Or: Robert gets wings, and all that comes with it
Also also or: Feral Robert
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- Part 1 of Bird-Brained Bobert
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05 Dec 2025
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Tim's expression finally eased, and he gave Clark a sympathetic slap on the back. "Don't worry, Supes. You've just gotta suck tongue with B for like, twenty minutes and then everything will be back to normal."
Bruce gets hit in battle, forgets everything about being Batman, and adopts the entire personality and characteristics of his idiotic playboy persona. To get his memories back, someone has to get rather intimate with him.
And really, Clark is the only one for the task.
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07 Aug 2025
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"Hey, Dick," Tim says. He's in costume, and fiddling with his gloves, but he doesn't remove his mask: nervous, and trying to hide it. "You've had sex with aliens, right?"
"I'm not going to like where this is going, am I?" Dick says, resigned.
"How did you deal with the whole. Junk situation," Tim says, in his best professional Mission Report voice. Its success is kind of undermined with how red his face is below the domino.
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Tim asks some questions. Bruce and Clark come to some realizations.- Language:
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04 Aug 2025
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Interview with a Bat by Musers
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
19 Dec 2022
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“You reported on Daith’s attempt to remove me as sitting CEO of Wayne Enterprises.”
Clark paused for a moment.
The article he wrote about the incident was insignificant, yet something about it seemed to have stuck out to Bruce Wayne.
“A lot of reporters covered that story.”
“Yes. A lot of reporters did, didn’t they?”
It felt like a trick, but he nodded anyways.
“So many reporters-” Bruce’s eyes finally moved away from the guests and back onto Clark. “And yet-” he took a small sip of the champagne- “you’re the only one who didn’t mention my kids.”
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04 Aug 2025