presidentbees
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[00:00] Radio begins broadcasting. Static fills the line, but an indistinct voice can be heard talking. Rattling as the transmitting device (presumed) is picked up and shaken vigorously. A bare hand slaps against plastic until the static clears.
CRICKET: [0:32] Hello, I am, uh– I am Cricket. It is very long time when I check in again. Series
- Part 4 of A Year to a Day
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Hello, my name is Cricket. I am the the
three hundreth and secondthree hundred and secondththree hundre
I am the 302nd Hero to go into the catacombs. I am writing this on my first night.
I am not confident that I will make it out.Series
- Part 1 of A Year to a Day
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“Good evening, Nemo. Forgive my brief intrusion, as I’m only stopping by for a moment.” Quirin’s voice remained gentle as he stepped into the room. Immediately, he reached out for the closest shawl and wrapped it around his frail shoulders. “May I ask how you’ve found yourself in my study?”
The man — Nemo — jolted as if he’d been shocked. He swiveled, painting still in one hand as he stared at Quirin. Both his and Quirin’s expressions remained blank, empty canvases for the other to project onto.
Nemo’s finger twitched, and the Horned God’s gentle face disappeared underneath a spray of red. He didn’t release the trigger. “Hey. I was wondering when you’d get here.”
Quirin and Nemo belong to Lunet
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“Awh, who are you?” Chris cooed. He removed his jacket, draping it over the back of his chair as he put one hand on the table and stared down at the woman. She wasn’t pretty by anybody's standards; this obviously wasn’t some form of surprise entertainment that Kai thought he would enjoy. “Dovey?”
The closest door opened, and Kai’s head popped out with an inquisitive ‘oho?’ — “Oh! Darling, you let yourself in! I thought I had more time, but I’ll skip to your introductions! Chris, meet Madeline! She will be joining us for dinner tonight!”
There was a screech of metal, and then Kai emerged from his office wheeling a cart laden with covered platters. It rattled and shook loudly as he continued to titter. “Or rather, she will be our dinner tonight!
Chris and Kai belong to classydove
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finger paints for the elder god by presidentbees
Fandoms: Original Work, Arcane Distillery
29 Mar 2019
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"Oh, you mean horse?" CK pointed his shaking finger at the brown dot.
Cicatrix beamed, putting its green and blue fingers inside of its mouth and bubbling with laughter. It nodded vigorously, its long black hair bouncing around its face. "Yes! We want hoys."
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- Part 6 of Arcane Distillery
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365 days. 52 weeks. 12 months. 1 year.
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The Hierophant by carrieonfighting
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2019
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“So kids, for the last week, we’ve been discussing the fundamentals of duelling.” Shane lounged easily against his desk, robes hanging open haphazardly. Ryan snorted to himself, sitting at the back of the huge room, and he saw Shane’s ear twitch.
“So today, now that I have a partner, it seems like a fantastic time to demonstrate!” He announced. It was Ryan’s turn to twitch. “Professor Bergara is your new Divination teacher, he’ll be starting his classes after the weekend. Please stand up, Professor.”
“E-excuse me?” Ryan said, turning terribly red.
In which Ryan sees the future and moves to Scotland, meets his hero and isn't impressed, hears strange noises in the night, and interrogates some ghosts. After all these years, the castle still keeps its secrets.
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Bookmarked by presidentbees
10 Dec 2019
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This apartment, these walls and corners, these floors and doorways, they’re Dirk’s refuge. His shell, his armor. This place is light and warmth in an endlessly empty dark sea, a piece of the past to cling to in the wreckage of the future. A gift from his brother, a birthday present, the present of having birthdays, of being a human in a place meant for humans. Dirk could go out on rocket board, on rap-bot, on rafts, following the gulls, living free out under the sky, sailing by the light of the stars, but always he’d return to his sanctuary, his roost, his home.
This apartment is Dave’s cage, and he spent thirteen years crammed up against the bars by a man who did not love him.
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Bookmarked by presidentbees
12 Apr 2016
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my go to anxiety reducing fic. like really. I just really love this fic and it puts me at ease.
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Who are these shining like one sundered star?
[Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]---
Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. Sburb AU divergence from Real Men Wear Tights.
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- Part 1 of Like One Sundered Star
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Bookmarked by presidentbees
17 Nov 2015