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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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- English
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- 25,785
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- 3/3
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- 494
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04 Nov 2023
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Posthumous Viaticum by Briarwitched
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020), DCU, Superman - All Media Types
02 Mar 2021
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Picks up at the end of Apokolips War.
Barry is gone. Staring down the barrel of a dawn they hoped wouldn't come, what's left of the league knows that life must go on. Everyone's running on the ghost of fumes, but John Constantine thinks they have a shot, albeit a tiny one. They might be stuck on a soon to be frozen planet with a chunk of its core missing, but Darkseid's gone, the living have rallied, and they even have the Trinity back in action. There's room for hope.
Or at least there would be if only Superman would stop carrying his dead clone kid around with him wherever he goes. Admittedly, that one's a bit of a confidence killer, Clarkie.
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31 Jul 2023
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“Yes, I’m in love with you,” Lex says, like he’s explaining that the Earth is round; like this is some baseline, inalienable fact that’s not irretrievably reorganizing Clark’s existence. “I’ve never seen any reason for that to be an impediment to our friendship.”
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- 1/1
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31 Jul 2023
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Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
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- Part 4 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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- English
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- 6,539
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- 1/1
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- 1,037
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- 16,127
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07 Dec 2022
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Lex and Clark knew of each other in passing, the way that everyone knows everyone else in a small town. They both saw Smallville as a pit stop on the way to bigger goals.
In March of 2020, they find themselves unexpectedly stuck back in Smallville.
Lex is at a crossroads in his life—stymied in his career, personal life stagnant. Is it too late for him to have mid-life crisis at forty-eight? He’s already bald. He already drives a sports car. What will happen when he's lonely and horny, and it feels like it’s the end of the world?
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18 Oct 2022
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The call comes in when Clark is drunk on sleep and his face is buried deep in the pillow. "The President requires your assistance."
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- Part 1 of Play Forgiveness
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- English
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- 10,158
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 85
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28 Aug 2022
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Clark comes to bear witness.
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- English
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- 1/1
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28 Aug 2022
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22 Aug 2022
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It's been a *long* summer for Clark. But now, Lex is back, something strange is afoot, and suddenly life is getting more interesting again
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- English
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- 17,598
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- 1/1
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- 7
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- 152
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11 Jul 2022
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11 Jun 2022
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If it happened to anyone else Terry would be laughing, but instead it’s him watching his girlfriend get escorted around by a man who could be her great-grandfather. Dana has been charmed by Mr. Wayne and has abandoned her boyfriend for Bruce's company.
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07 Jun 2022
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I'll Be There For You by Tiptapricot
Fandoms: Batman Beyond, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
14 Dec 2019
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Dana Tan is not a hero. She has a boyfriend who works too much and a college roommate who isn't an asshole and that's enough for her. Yet somehow she finds herself saving the dark knight himself, over and over again.
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07 Jun 2022
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Come build in the empty house by Liviapenn for scheherezhad
Fandoms: Batman Beyond, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
23 Dec 2007
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"The difference between you and me is, I'm not you."
Bruce and Terry cope, after the end of "Return of the Joker."
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- Part 4 of Author's Favorites
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- English
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07 Jun 2022
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'Is it leprechauns?' he asks Bruce out of the blue one cold December morning as they sit together, huddled over the console in the Cave and eating some nutritious slop of a supper.
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06 Jun 2022
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Consanguineous Ministrations by Briarwitched
Fandoms: DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
22 Dec 2021
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“Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”
Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”
Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”
“Yeah, that scans.”
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Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".
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- English
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19 May 2022
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Clark may not want anything to do with Conner, but he’s not his only family.
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AKA Martha Kent is amazing and willing to fight over her new grandson.
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16 May 2022
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Filial Pedantics by Briarwitched
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Superman - All Media Types, Superman: The Animated Series
24 Aug 2020
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After failing to swallow kryptonite in an attempt to beat his terminal illness to the punchline, Conner is confronted by the least super of his two genetic donors as he wanders the desert states solo. Meanwhile, Lex is suffering from both a relapse of kryptonite cancer and the delusion that he's Conner's father-- a condition that leads him to insist that he take over Conner's end of life care while he attempts to cure him himself.
It's not exactly like Conner had better plans. Now they can both be dying assholes... together.
Yay.
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- Part 1 of Affiliative Vexations
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,769
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 151
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- 342
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- 14,093
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16 May 2022
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An encounter with black Kryptonite creates multiple Clarks. Lex gets involved.
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09 May 2022
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Lex has an unwelcome visitor from his past; Clark gets involved.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 43
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06 May 2022
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A bizarre transformation leaves Lex in Clark's care.
Translation: Lex accidentally turns into a rabbit.
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01 May 2022