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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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29 Sep 2025
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Julius Hotel, Room No. 446 by trinityofone
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
06 Aug 2024
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"What would happen if I said we actually did that? We didn't shoot [Daniel's turning], but me and Eric decided to play the scene..." —Assad Zaman
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11 Sep 2025
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It’s been two days since Paul Baker and Anton got married. Two days since they were encouraged (pressured, really) to kiss in front of their roommates.
No, they haven’t talked about it yet. Everyone’s minds have been elsewhere since the power got shut off.
Today, though, the power came back on.
And when Paul Baker learns Anton is on Grindr looking for a hook-up, he's confronted with questions he's not quite ready to answer.Or: Billie sets up a casual Grindr date for Anton, and Paul Baker starts to go crazy.
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22 Aug 2025
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What the title says.
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22 Aug 2025
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Stuck by sarsaint
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF, Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
27 Aug 2024
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Sam and Jacob get themselves stuck in Louis's coffin when no one else is on set. They make the best use of their time.
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22 Aug 2025
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hit the road, big blonde by viensamoi (mcchickenstream)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
24 Aug 2024
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There are a lot of kissing scenes in Season Three. Sam tries to prepare for them. Jacob isn't helping.
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21 Aug 2025
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Jacob and Sam share a shower during season one filming. For efficiency purposes, of course.
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- Part 2 of to and from
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21 Aug 2025
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“Mindwipe?”
“Hmm,” Paul agreed, absentmindedly, gaze caught on watching Anton’s mouth form the word.
“I really want to kiss you right now.” Anton laughed, once, hand blowing the thought away from his temple.
Left with an empty house, Anton and a recently single Paul Baker celebrate with pizza, weed, and more than a few confessions. As Anton's yet to learn, mindwipes only work when both parties let it.
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20 Aug 2025
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“Buck!” “Would you mind not moving like that?”
“What do you mean…?”
And then, he felt it. He felt it against his abdomen. He felt it through every layer of clothing between them. He felt it, every inch, every millimeter.
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the dry hump fic that nobody asked for but I had to write it because the inspiration comes when you least expect it.
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11 Aug 2025
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to have and to hold (platonically and heterosexually) by teenytinytomlinson
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
12 Apr 2025
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So in the middle of Eddie’s dining room, with his brain to mouth filter non-existent (as per usual), Buck blurts out, “Marry me.”
Eddie sits straight up, looking at him with eyes wide as saucers.
“Excuse me?”
“W-well, just think about it. If we get married I can add you and Chris to my insurance policy and that solves your problem.”
Eddie’s mouth forms a perfect little ‘o’. Buck waits patiently for the floor to open up and swallow him whole.
When the ground doesn’t do as he’d hoped he realizes he has to say something else. “Obviously, w-we don’t have to,” he’s quick to assure. “But if we did it would be platonic, of course, because you’re straight and–” he pauses, praying for another rogue stroke of lightning. Anything to put him out of his misery right now. “-and like I know that I’m bi now, but this wouldn’t be like that y’know? It would just be two friends helping each other out.” He’s rambling, the words won’t stop tumbling out. “Like a friends with benefits type situation! E-except you know not those kinds of benefits! Like actual benefits! Health and dental.”
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Eddie is moving to Texas, losing his insurance, and marrying Buck all very heterosexually and platonically.
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- Part 1 of platonic marriage
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03 Aug 2025
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Eddie, ten years younger, in this awful 2010, blinks up at him. He's still sitting slumped on the curb, and for a second Buck thinks he might tell him to fuck off, but then his eyes fall shut and there’s something — aching and painfully vulnerable in the bend of his mouth, the faint tension in his brow. “My…um, girlfriend, I guess. She’s pregnant.”
“Holy shit,” Buck says.
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or, buck deals with some wonky dimensional/time travel and then breaks up with his girlfriend. eddie, obviously, is involved.
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03 Aug 2025
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On the screen, the camera pans down as they introduce the contestants. Mary, on her 3rd day winning streak, is a dowdy teacher type. Center stage is occupied by a graying man with loopy handwriting named Auggie. And all the way to the right is…
Evan.
Damn.
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One night when Eddie can't sleep, he discovers the hottest Jeopardy contestant of all time (objectively). With the "help" of his team and his fairly good working knowledge of Twitter, they devise a plan to get Evan (from Jeopardy) to slide into Eddie's DMs. It works surprisingly well.
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29 Jul 2025
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He’s so close. But Buck’s face sways even closer, eyes laser-focused on Eddie’s mouth, like he wants to ensure that what he whispers next make its way inside:
“The quiet, closeted catastrophe of Edmundo Diaz—performed nightly for an audience of none.”
Eddie flinches like the words hit skin. For a second, all the noise in his head goes silent, leaving gaping awareness and the awful, naked feeling of being seen.
“W-what—” Eddie’s voice cracks and he’s trying to frown, trying to be mad, but he feels exposed, so his words come out broken, quiet and confused. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
or: buck fights back during the kitchen scene in 8x17 and it sends eddie spiralling
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27 Jul 2025
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Buck refuses to pout about it, though. He’s not a child, and he’s not so selfish and immature. Buck’s a grown man who has a grasp on how relationships work. He’s perfectly fine with seeing Eddie less if it means things are going well between Eddie and Ana.
Buck can deal with it.
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21 Jul 2025
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Buck doesn’t know much about Eddie — just that he shows up once a month for a haircut, sits still, smells like cedar, and never once asks for anything different.
They don’t talk much. But over time, something settles between them anyway — a quiet kind of trust, built in forty-five-minute intervals under fluorescent lights.
Then Buck finds out Eddie’s a barber too.
And suddenly, he has to wonder what, exactly, he’s been giving — and what Eddie’s been letting him believe.
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- Part 4 of Barber!Buddie
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19 Jul 2025
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“Yeah. Craziest thing. My kid comes home a few weeks ago with a birthmark on his eyebrow. Looks suspiciously like a smudge of paint, but he assures me it’s a birthmark.”
“Ah,” Buck cringes. "Mr Diaz - -"
"Eddie."
Or, if you ask Christopher, that smudge on his eyebrow is a birthmark. If you ask Eddie, his kid won't stop painting on his face and he has no idea why.
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- Part 1 of Paint on your face
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12 Jul 2025
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Romance is a lot easier to write about than it is to put into practice, and Eddie is the world’s most ridiculous living example of that. He can practically hear the kind of jokes that Shannon would make about it, if he ever told her about the books but - he didn’t. And somehow, probably just because he didn’t start writing until after they weren’t living together anymore, she never found out.
There’s actually only a handful of people in the world who know that Eddie is a writer - and more specifically, that he’s E. Diaz, one of the bestselling romance authors on the market.
or - the one where everything in canon is the same, except eddie diaz is secretly a bestselling romance author, and nobody knows. Yet.
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10 Jul 2025
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“So let me get this straight,” Hen says, once she’s stopped laughing at him. “Your nerd crush-”
“-Evan Buckley,” Eddie miserably interjects.
“Your nerd crush,” Hen repeats, waggling her eyebrows. At the kitchen table beside her, Chimney is grinning like Christmas just came early. “Read your drunk tweet and then sent you animal facts via DM?”
or: Buck's a zoologist. Eddie's pretty sure he's in love.
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- Part 1 of zoologist buck
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05 Jul 2025
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Really, it was Lena’s fault. She’d been the one to demand a video when Eddie had finally caved and sent an SOS to the group chat asking if anyone was willing to trade.
“Is anyone interested in trading jerseys with me? Preferably for a smaller size,” Eddie had said because knowing his coworkers, one of them would’ve been a smart ass and gave him an even bigger size. “I ordered an XL because I’m usually a XL but… the way it fits makes me look like I’m fucking one of the players.”
Eddie wasn't trying to go viral. He just wanted to trade his jersey. But then something called Booktok got involved.
Bartender!Eddie Diaz x Hockey Player!Evan Buckley
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05 Jul 2025
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“Well,” Buck says. “I’ve had worst first dates.”
The man looks unimpressed. “We fell fifty feet, got trapped beneath a building, your legs are pinned, and you’re telling me you’ve had worse?”
Buck thinks about this. “Well, Veronica liked the Red Sox.”
or, there’s an earthquake. Buck and Eddie meet trapped together.
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29 Jun 2025