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    “My Abuela said it,” Silvio insists. “She said you have to wear the hat, because you have a pale ass so you’re going to get skin cancer and die before Lance even wakes up.”

    Keith looks between the children and the hat, too confused to glare, sweaty and horrid from pulling weeds beneath the scorching sun. “What?”

    “That’s wrong,” Nadia complains, and yanks her brother down to her level to whisper the correction in his ear.

    “Ooh,” Silvio amends. “Tía Veronica said you have a pale ass. My Abuela said you’re gonna die.”

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    When Lance is fatally wounded during their final battle, the blue lion enters a deep hibernation with Lance inside. Unsure when or if he’ll wake, Keith is forced to wait and watch over him in the company of the people he fears most: Lance’s family.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    Keith works at a bookstore. Lance is the newbie he's training. Keith feels strongly about him. (He refuses to believe it's attraction.)

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    01 May 2025

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    “Aw,” the druid coos, “So much fire. So much rage in that trembling heart of yours. It’d be a shame if I simply quashed it, wouldn’t it?”
    Keith stares straight at the druid. He bores his eyes into the shine of its face and looks his reflection dead in the eye. “Fuck—you.”
    The druid tips its head all the way back till its face is far out of sight and it laughs. It shrills and twitches and ticks and shakes. “So much fire!” It shrieks. “So much fire and it’s—”
    The druid reaches forward and wraps its long fingers around Keith’s face. They’re like icicles searing his skin with blinding cold. It might’ve drawn blood. He doesn’t know.
    “—all gone.” The druid faces him again. “All gone.”
    Keith shivers under the touch. He doesn’t understand. “What?”

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    A Blade mission goes astray when Keith has an unfortunate run-in with a druid. He falls sick soon after, and is handed into Voltron’s care until he recovers. While he’s there, he contemplates his place in the universe, the depth of his illness and its mysterious connection to Lance, and why he’s not getting better.

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    18 Apr 2025

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    The first text message Lance ever got from Keith said are you home

    No punctuation, no capital letters, nothing else. Just a question sans question mark, like he knew the answer already.

    Probably because he did, if he’d been talking to the rest of the team, anyone at the Garrison, or any of Lance’s siblings. Lance hadn’t left home since he’d been released from the mandatory medical evaluation at the Garrison after the last solo mission that nearly killed him. It’d been nearly a year, and his feet hadn’t left the family farm’s soil since, which was exactly how Lance wanted it.

    ;;

    or, post canon slow burn long distance relationship klance

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    16 Apr 2025

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    Two Paladins become two rough and tumble mercenaries, donning their leather coats and gun holsters, righting wrongs (while committing a few heists of their own), and fighting to get off this bleak, crime-filled planet.

    Also known as Lance and Keith's Space Cowboy Adventures.

    For even more adventures (ones that I couldn't quite find a place for here), check out this series: A Little Extra Trouble.

    (Series being translated into Czech by the amazing Enikawa_Moriko! Click here! Now also being translated into Spanish by the incredible Tiannabeth, Over Here!)

    Note: This series is intended to be read in the order it's already laid out/posted in, but naturally, I can't stop y'all from reading however you'd like :)

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    23 Oct 2024