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"Hi, welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"
He spoke without glancing in the customers direction. When he didn't get a response, he turned around to see what was going on.
But to their surprise, when they looked at the person in front of the counter, they saw Shelby.
… What the fuck.
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What do you do, when the life you left behind, keeps coming back to you?
This is a VSMP AU set 276 years after the happenings of Oakhurst, and out of nowhere, the survivors start accidentally reuniting. -
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A short one-shot about the survivors of Oakhurst having a reunion 200 years after the finale.
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One moment he felt like his throat was too tight to breathe in the thick air.
The next moment, he couldn't breathe at all. It all happened so fast. He could feel a cloth covering his mouth and nose, stopping the air from getting to his lungs. He tried to move, tried to scream, to speak, to plead with his unseen attacker, but in this situation, he was helpless. He was crying. He was weak.
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An AU where Pyro get's kidnapped by Scott in 1880's London, except instead of being a vampire, he's a cannibal.
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Just a short little one shot about Scott finding out that Pyro might still be searching for a cure.
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The monster within us all. by robsisfruity
Fandoms: Bittersweet - Ayejay.Jvrozx (Webcomic)
01 Nov 2025
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A zombie apocalypse Bittersweet AU in which takes place a couple months before the start of the plot.
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Waking up from a 600-year long cursed sleep—and finding his manor and town completely destroyed—inspires a lot of feelings in Scott. Anger. Vengefulness. Annoyance. Hatred. Insatiable hunger for human flesh and blood.
But more than anything, he is reallyyyyyy tired.
Too tired to bother with an elaborate song and dance for the human intruders in Oakhurst.
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Or: Scott is 10% tireder when he wakes up from his slumber and doesn't hide that he's a vampire from the beginning.
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Bookmarked by robsisfruity
11 Feb 2026
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don't know why I never bookmarked this before cz this is ACTUALLY so SO funny and SO well written... coffin!scott my beloved
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Almost two centuries after the events of Vampires SMP, the surviving vampires gather in Oakhurst to mourn and commemorate their fallen friends. Joining them are five humans who are eerily familiar--including one who kickstarts the beacons and locks them all in again.
Can the newcomers trust these people who are intertwined in their returning memories and who seem overly invested in their lives? Can the vampires escape Oakhurst without losing anyone else? And what the hell happened to Avid?
General disclaimer: This is set after the events of episode 8. If you haven't finished the finale, do not read this!
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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In the aftermath of Oakhurst, Abolish returns to work, but finds himself joined by two very familiar faces. "Done with those lunatics," he definitely was not. Still, he's got a job to do, and he's going to stick at it, even with two divorced-situationship/whatever-the-hell vampires flanking him. Abolish can be professional about the whole thing. His two new coworkers, however...
AU in which Owen and Legs both survive VSMP and join Abolish in the shadow organisation. Neither are coping with working with the other in a remotely normal fashion.
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28 Dec 2025
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if you like vampires SMP you NEED to read this.
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Doctor Legundo tries to calm his pounding heart as Owen leans over him from behind. One arm going over his shoulder, hand placed on his chest, pushing ever so slightly back, so Legs won’t lean forward on instinct. The other hand gently grabbing under his chin, holding his head up. Owen’s hands are so terribly cold.
Legs sucks in a breath when he feels Owen’s lips touch his skin, just above his unbuttoned shirt collar. Low enough to easily hide later. Owen’s lips linger for a moment, before they part, and a sharp stab of pain allows a quiet whimper to escape Legs’ mouth as teeth sink into his neck.
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Doctor Legundo wants to help Owen, and he’s willing to do anything to keep nurturing the trust between them. Nightly visits, and quiet moments makes both the doctor and the vampire sure that they can fix the other.
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21 Dec 2025
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this is genuinely my favourite bloodletting fic ever. chapter one was SO good and then I saw there was a chapter 2... so fucking good.
(I also re-read chapter one entirely and I don't re-read fics SOOO...)