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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    What if, it was the other way around?

    “Excuse me.” A voice breaks the shift change huddle that the doctors and nurses have formed.

    A young man, in a suit with blond hair and blue eyes, too gentle in the crisp black suit yet an aura that they can’t decipher, reaches into his pocket, pulling out a badge.

    ”Supervisory Special Agent, Dennis Rossi Whitaker. FBI Behavioral Analysis Unit. May I have a word?” He says in a soothing tone, yet doesn’t undercut the weight of his words.

    Dr. Trinity Santos, during her MS4 rotations in UPMC had found that her cheap living space have become unhabitable. She finds SSA Dennis Whitaker, an FBI agent who offers her a room which is luckily near the hospital that she matched in for her residency, Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center.

    Or; Still in the same backstory of this series but Dennis decides to go the FBI route instead, becoming Supervisory Special Agent Dennis Rossi Whitaker of the FBI. He eventually meets, Dr. Michael “Robby” Robinavitch who has an immediate disdain for him upon first meeting.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Dennis Whitaker tried to find answers in God. When that didn't work, he turned to medicine.

    And when that didn't work, he turned to the two married attendings.

    Or I heard we were making Dennis Whitaker have religious trauma and I decided to help out.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”

    “Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.

    “No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”

    “Go fuck yourself.”

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    Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.

    And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?

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    26 Jan 2026