royxjamie
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- Ted Lasso (TV) (57)
- SuperBob (2015) (2)
- Severance (TV) (1)
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Jamie eats all the cookies for the yoga mums and gets glitter all over the house.
Roy’s not too happy!
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Sighing, he gets up and goes over to the front door, peeking out the window.
Jamie pales.
Like a jumpscare, he's taken by a horrible surprise that makes every single cell in his body freeze. His throat gets tight and his stomach drops, curdling the bile that slowly makes its way up his throat.
It’s his dad standing outside on their porch.
Freshly washed, holding flowers, and wearing a navy blue, wrinkle-free suit.
Jamie panics when his dad tries to visit him after two years, and he has a panic.
Roy's not too happy about it.
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- Part 3 of a/b/o au
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- English
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Jamie sprains his ankle and hides it from everyone.
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“Is that a fucking dog bed?” The question sounds ridiculous coming out.
Jamie shrugs, unbothered. “Still a bed, innit?”
“For dogs, Jamie.”
“Woof, woof,” Jamie barks, tongue out at him. “It's comfy.”
“It's for Labradors.”
Jamie pouts. “It’s a bed that you can fuck me on or watch me wank off. Take yer pick, twat.”
Roy takes a moment to decide.
Technically, it was a bed.
Roy recounts his first hookup with Jamie and needs help figuring out if he's a furry or a man who enjoys pet play.
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- Part 3 of how to zoom like Jamie Tartt
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Roy and Jamie go on a first date.
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oneshots centering around alpha roy and omega jamie and phoebe.
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The Richmond Club Paddle by BlackRoseAki, brambleberet, dragonfly_discipline (dragonfly_wings), ireseen, littlemissscatterbrained, loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland), Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer, royxjamie, TellMeNoAgain
Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)
15 Jul 2026
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A silly discipline-based alternate universe where there really isn't a timeline, there's probably no continuity, and the only source of Truth is that AFC Richmond have a club paddle- that is, a spanking paddle that's used to paddle the players when they're not their usual loveable selves.
That's it. That's the only rule: The Richmond Club Paddle must make an appearance.
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Roy needs to talk to Keeley, and he does. Except... they both run into part of the problem they are talking about. It all goes quakers from there!
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Home is Where the Pants Aren't by BlackRoseAki for TellMeNoAgain, Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
14 Jan 2026
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“Fucking hell, Jamie!” Roy cursed when his boyfriend entered the room. “We’re having guests tonight. Go put some fucking pants on, you little shit!”
“But me bum hurttttttttsssss,” Jamie whined.
That's it. Jamie just don't want pants. Or is it?
Bookmarked by royxjamie
15 Jan 2026
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reread, fav, absolutely recommend