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Voldemort, the Dark Lord, was defeated as the prophecy tells, by a teenage boy who had nothing but love and friendship at his side, his reign of terror over in a single night.
After darkness enveloped him, Tom Riddle woke up in his eleven year old body, with the knowledge of the future and his past mistakes… Now the question is, will that knowledge help him avoid his destiny?
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Scum Dark Lord’s Self Saving System by sadlybeans
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
29 Nov 2025
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The last thing you want to happen when you die is to end up trapped in a fictional world based on a book you read. And not even a good book, or a book of your choice, but the absolutely maddening novel with such a shitty ending it was sort of the catalyst to your death.
And hey, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad…
IF HE HADN’T WOKEN UP AS THE SCUM VILLAIN!
Or, The SVSSS AU nobody asked for.
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I’d Gladly Burn (If It Is By Your Hand) by sadlybeans
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Oct 2025
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Ingwë, Olwë and Rúmil were sat together around the silent room, speaking in sombre hushed voices as they discussed their dear friend's delicate state. They had held on as long as they could, but after so long their hope was dying out, and they did not know how to tell this to the grieving father past those doors. That was when it happened—
That cold silent night was pierced by the first cries of the week old babe that hadn't done as much as open his eyes since he was born... A miracle, everyone said.
The first -but not last- impossible feat of one Curufinwë Fëanáro.
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- Part 9 of I Wanted to Go Home, Be Where You Are
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If the Elevator Tries to Bring You Down, Go Crazy, Punch A Higher Floor by sadlybeans
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Jun 2025
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Higashikata Tomoko has vanished into thin air. With nowhere else to go and no other family left, Higashikata Josuke is shipped across the world to stay with his paternal family, under the care of a stepmother he’s never met, and step-siblings he didn’t even know existed.
And now, he finds himself in a completely new country, with a new family, with the weight of his past on his shoulders… And uncertain if he will ever find peace again.
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Holding Out For A Hero (but you get a kinslayer instead) by sadlybeans
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 May 2025
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After multiple millennia and much healing in the Halls of Mandos, Maitimo was ready to be reborn and finally live in peace with his family and his beloved husband. However, when the Valar announce that they will be giving one of them a chance to go back and help take down Sauron once and for all, he offers himself for the quest. Not only does he have the highest chances of not being recognised -now that he has the right hröa, that is- but he has a younger brother to find and drag back home to their family, as well as a son to apologise to.
Sauron never really stood a chance.
[Now fully edited by April 2025!]
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- Part 1 of I Wanted to Go Home, Be Where You Are
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I Wanted to Go Home, Be Where You Are by sadlybeans
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Oct 2025
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Sauron must be defeated. In a last attempt to aid the peoples of Middle Earth in overcoming the war that lies ahead, the Valar choose one of the House of Fëanáro to redeem himself in this fashion.
But wars come to an end, as does the time of the eldar in Middle Earth. Now every life must be rebuilt from scratch in this newfound peace.
[LOTR timeline + post-canon in Aman]
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