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    Emperor Palpatine dies unexpectedly a year before the Death Star would be deemed operational. His heir apparent, Darth Vader, startles the galaxy by passing up the throne, and then passing it on to the newly-elected Senator of Alderaan, Leia Organa, after the Force leads him to directly to her. The new Empress inherits a terrorized galaxy, a broken Empire to tear down from the inside, and the weirdest second-in-command anyone can imagine.

    Or, Vader accidentally hands the galaxy to his rebel daughter, Bail Organa panics professionally, Leia attempts not to get assassinated, and Palpatine rolls in his grave.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Elena chooses herself. Clean breaks are a myth, though, especially when you’re both going to live forever.

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    12 Dec 2024

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    S2 through S4 missing moments, centred on Gerri and Roman, excavating the disgusting mess, the devastating love story, the unreliable narration, and the dick pics.

    Eventual post-canon - Gerri and Roman reconnect in the months after the board vote via a lawsuit, a funeral, some questionable business and career decisions, poor boundaries, a few alleged stalking incidents, a touch of corporate plotting and a baptism.

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    28 Oct 2024

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    Primary Universe: A time-travelling Sansa Stark directs her own game of thrones, encouraging Robb to secede from the Seven Kingdoms far earlier, and marrying Theon for love, gaining a crown of her own. Meanwhile, a whole range of family shenanigans go down at the Dreadfort (all Bolton fics are in chronological order here).

    Secondary Universe: Ramsay Bolton strays into the Primary Universe, and has to confront his past choices. Given the chance to be the Northern crown's most unlikely saviour, he weighs up his needs.

    Tertiary Universe: Despite being the only human in a family of vampires, Jon Snow has come of age in very comfortable circumstances. He's not quite equipped to deal with a post-torture Theon Greyjoy from the Secondary Universe, who is quite convinced Jon's world is a trauma-induced dream.
    (Crossover with Castlevania. Only fics which relate to the Secondary Universe will be added here, the rest of the Tertiary verse fics can be found here)

    Quaternary Universe: where I scream into the void and hope something answers back.

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    21 Jul 2024

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    “Why not a hook, though?” Brienne said, and Jaime followed her gaze to the golden hand covering his stump. He paused, and she added, “It’s pretty, but it’s not much use, is it?"

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    07 Jul 2024