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    Ilya Rozanov is the cocky CEO of a booming Russian real estate company in Ottawa. Millionaire, playboy and self-proclaimed philanthropist. He is also still dealing with the death of his mother and seeing his therapist regularly. But nobody needs to know that.

    Shane Hollander is an ambitious teacher-in-training who has had to put his life on hold since his father's Parkinson's diagnosis. He moves back to Ottawa, and gets a job at Rozanov Inc. as their head data analyst (much to his chagrin).

    But Ilya uses Shane for everything *but* data analysis. He calls him at 2am just because he wants to speak, or to ask him what tie he should wear at work the next day.

    Shane gets fed up. But he just can't stay away, for reasons he isn't up for acknowledging just yet.

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    Inspired by 'Two Weeks Notice' (2002) starring Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.

    So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.

    Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
    Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya

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    01 Jan 2026

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    “Tell me about this man in Mexico.”

    “There’s not much to tell. He was big. He looked like he was, y’know, what I was looking for.”

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    Shane meets Hudson.

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    30 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    Relationships are all about compromise, Ilya wants a dog, Shane wants one more summer alone with Ilya. So naturally, Shane offers himself up.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Remus works for the Gryffindor Lions as a physical trainer, and has been half in love with Sirius Black, the Lions' heartthrob captain, for a while now, but he never expected Sirius to return the feelings. Read if you like cute nicknames, slow burn, and pining. Yep. That's it.

    There's some nice OC's of mine in here, too, please don't take them, thanks!

    (If you want to see more of this universe, check out 12 Days of Ficmas 2020 in my listed works. These characters also appear (in a very situations) in my work Relic Keel, along with some new OCs)

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    26 Dec 2025

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    Ilya Rozanov is a great dad, or at least his husband tells him he is. But when his eldest daughter starts dating Hayden Pike's youngest son, the Hollander-Rozanov family finds themselves in uncharted territory.

    Set fifteen years after The Long Game, Shane and Ilya tackle parenting, teen drama, partying with Svetlana, Twitter gossip, & more.

    Based off a twitter prompt from @/shaneswomb!

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    "You're supposed to smoke over there." Someone said from behind Ilya.

    Ilya almost dropped his cigarette. His English was shitty, but he had studied that sentence enough times over the years to understand it immediately. He didn't even think about his words much anymore, but it was impossible to avoid them.

    He turned instinctively, and was face to face with Shane fucking Hollander.

    Out of almost seven billion people, of course Ilya's soulmate had to be his fated rival. It was almost poetic. Still, Ilya had enough sense to realize just how bad this was.

    or, Shane says Ilya's soulmate words. Ilya vows to never speak a word to him to keep him from finding out. They fall in love anyway.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    “I want one day,” Shane interrupted Ilya’s inner meltdown with, really, the only acceptable response. “And then we can…” Shane trailed off. “Then we can, I don’t know. Reset.”

    “Reset,” Ilya repeated, unconvinced.

    “Yeah.”

    It was another few moments of stunned silence before Ilya spoke again.

    “We could go somewhere.”

    *

    or, what if Shane decided to stay, that night… and then decided to miss his flight home the next day.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Ilya’s hand wraps around his bare wrist and squeezes. Shane barely stops himself from collapsing to his knees.

    The pressure lights up every receptor of his touch-starved nervous system, wrenching a small, pained noise from the back of his throat. Every muted sensation comes flooding back so intensely that it almost hurts. He needs Ilya to hold him down until there’s nothing inside him but quiet. He wants to sink into him and disappear.

    It takes Shane an entire beat to remember where they are. Fighting against the fog in his mind, he manages to drag his gaze up to meet Ilya’s.

    There’s a slow-dawning horror and understanding on Ilya’s face.

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    Or: Shane is in subdrop after their encounter in Vegas. Ilya fixes it.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    Five times Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov almost got caught together... and one time that they did.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    After six years of marriage, Shane and Ilya enter the next chapter of their life together... parenthood.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    "Why would I drink from this bag," James purrs, "when I have you, sweetheart? My willing little living blood bag."

    Heat floods Regulus' cheeks, shame and desire tangling in his chest. "I'm not—" he starts, but James cuts him off with a finger against his lips.

    "Aren't you?" James whispers. "You came here willingly. You knew what I am. What I do." His fangs descend, tracing the line of Regulus’ throat. "Your heart is racing, little star. Is it fear... or anticipation?"

    Or: James Potter is an ancient pureblood vampire—gorgeous, powerful, obscenely wealthy and, most dangerous of all, bored. He finds his newest entertainment in the worst possible place: taking wicked delight in corrupting vampire hunter Sirius Black’s younger, painfully innocent brother, Regulus.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    The one where Shane and Ilya find out they are having twins.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    Shane is at a sports bar in Tampa when people at his table start talking shit about Ilya. It becomes impossible to keep his mouth shut.

    Or, an alternative retelling of how Hayden finds out.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    Jackie says Shane can be Hayden's hall pass, but Ilya refuses to allow him to do it alone. A wild night ensues.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    “What happened with Scott Hunter? I need to know everything. He played horribly, just like two days ago in Boston,” Rozanov says rather quickly, his English has been slowly improving— or it just sounds like it is because they go months without speaking most of the time.

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    Ilya FaceTimes Shane after his game to find out why he fought with Scott Hunter.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    "God, you're such a fucking asshole," Shane said, but his breathing was beginning to even out. 

    "You love it." Rozanov's voice filtered through the phone. 

    A pause. 

    "You feel better now?"

    "Yeah... thanks,"

    "Good. Listen to me properly, Hollander. Scott Hunter doesn't know shit about us. And if he does, why has he noticed it, hmm? Think about that."

    Shane let out another laugh, almost hysterical sounding. "You can't seriously be suggesting that Scott Hunter is gay? You're fucking crazy, Roz."

    Oh my God. 

    The pieces clicked together. Shane and Rozanov?

    (shane calls ilya after he fights scott hunter. hayden & jj overhear)

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    05 Dec 2025

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    She wore that Granger expression, the one that said she was going to bully someone into something. Draco had a bad feeling it was about to be him. “I’ll marry you,” Hermione said.

    “Don’t be ridiculous.”

    “I’m not doing it for free. I marry you, then after a year we divorce and you agree to fund S.P.E.A.M.B. In perpetuity.”

    “Out of the question.”

    “It’s just one year. We would both get what we want.”

    “Contracted marriages require consummation,” he said, adding a leer for good measure.

    Granger had gotten more attractive since their Hogwarts days, he would give her that much. Her jumper was atrocious, though. He had half a mind to burn it.

    To his everlasting shock, she merely shrugged. “It’s just sex. I’ve had it before and I presume you have too.”

    She was utterly serious. Draco stared at her and contemplated being married to her. She was irritating and he might make her promise to never wear that jumper again, but it was better than the alternative.

    Draco would do just about anything to avoid being poor.

    “You’re serious?”

    “Completely.”

    “Then congratulations, Granger. You've got yourself a husband.”

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    03 Dec 2025

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    A journalist sits down with Draco Malfoy, who vanished eight years ago, for his story on why he disappeared and what happened.

    Told from the perspective of Hermione, the journalist follows the story of Draco and Hermione on an expedition to look for a mythical cave and the aftermath of returning home.

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    03 Dec 2025

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