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    [“This just lists one male elfling, aged two years.” Fingon peers over the top of the parchment form dubiously, one brow arched as if inviting Maedhros to let him in on the joke any time now. “I thought you said this was a list of what I’d be getting in Himring’s back taxes.”]

    In which Maedhros gets very creative about paying taxes after the Bragollach destroyed Himring's coffers. Everyone suffers.

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    11 Sep 2025

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    Brilliant

  2. Rec 5

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    The woman called the Queen Thief had a father, who was the Thief of Eddis. She must have had a mother as well. Right?

    Four stories, at least three of which must be wrong.

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    01 Sep 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    It comes to Gamora easily, this parenting thing. Peter, not so much.

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    14 Aug 2024

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    “I don’t have any money.”

    Oh no, now the girl looked upset. Her eyes were huge and her lip was wobbling. Bucky tried to think fast despite the oh shit oh shit oh shit looping through his head.

    “That’s okay,” Bucky said gently. “I don’t need money. We can figure out another kind of toll.”

    The girl frowned at him. “Like what?”

    Bucky scratched his head, trying to think of something a kid was certain to have on hand. “Do you know any jokes?”

     

    (Fantasy AU in which Steve is a hedge witch with a green thumb, Bucky is a bridge troll who's new in town, and knock-knock jokes are a viable form of currency.)

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  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    “Fury helped me set this up when I joined.” Because telling the team a half truth is a whole lot easier than explaining why Laura has claws, their dog is a robot, the farmhouse is a secret base, and oh yeah, there's a fuckin' spaceship in the basement.

    AKA How a Red Room kid, a Weapon X clone, and a ex-carnie became besties.>i

     AKA Why the eff does MCU Laura look so much like Evolution's X-23?

    stand alone but sequel to: 'Decorating is Not a Spectator Sport' AKA Hawkeye Home Reno Edition

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    22 Mar 2021