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Elves don't have ear hair. Astarion hasn't cleaned his ears in two centuries. Tav is trying to be cool about this, but really they're as horrified as if their lover turned to them and went, "What's a dentist?"
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- Part 1 of Echoic Memory
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Wizards live underground beneath a massive landfill. While working to clear and recycle this ancient mountain of trash, volunteer Jack Shope is horribly injured by something lurking within the waste. Back home and freshly divorced, she has to discover what followed her underground and what else has lingered in her city since before its founding.
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"my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me #i'm paralyzed with fear" --Jenna Barton
Hob can't sleep. Dream is so normal about it.
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- Part 4 of Turtle Soup Cinematic Universe
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happiness is a warm, fuzzy blanket by shinycopperpenny for BeatnikFreak
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
16 Jan 2024
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Hob's cat has gotten used to their holiday routine. When Hob goes back to work, she reports Hob missing to Dream.
Dream responds very well, all things considered.
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- Part 3 of Turtle Soup Cinematic Universe
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Hob has the flu. Hob's cat calls Dream for help.
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- Part 2 of Turtle Soup Cinematic Universe
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Exotic Birds Don't Tweet by shinycopperpenny
Fandom IT (1990), IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
18 Mar 2022
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AU where Richie and Eddie move to the midwest, Eddie has too many cars, and Richie has too many dogs.
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Just About Starving by shinycopperpenny
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
24 May 2021
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Urban fantasy mid-20s Losers, influenced by Monsterhearts, Urban Shadows, and Monster of the Week tabletop roleplaying games.
Largely framed around the question of Eddie's decision to become a vampire and his transformation. Featuring vampire!Beverly, human!Ben, eventual vampire!Eddie, and others to be revealed as the series progresses. Basically an excuse to write some paranormal romance & smut.
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Karlach smiles at him as the sun begins to set, her eyes softening around the corners, a nervous look flickering over her features. And Astarion is already expecting what comes next, but it still feels like shards of ice blooming behind his ribs.
“Do you think I can sleep in your tent tonight? Now that I can’t hurt you or set the damn thing on fire.” She asks with a breathy chuckle, an uncharacteristic anxiety making her shift on her feet, her bottom lip caught under her teeth. He has no disillusions on what her words could mean. She’s not likely looking to do much sleeping when she is free to touch him now.
(Or, Karlach can freely touch the people she loves now. Astarion makes a few wrong assumptions.)
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- Part 8 of Flower’s Whumptober 2023 Collection
- Part 20 of “I feel safe with you.” (Astarion Fics)
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22 Oct 2025
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“How old are you, Astarion?”
Astarion is not expecting the question, Halsin can tell by the way he jerks upright, spine straight, shoulders strong.
“Two-hundred-and-forty,” he answers without hesitation. “Give or take a few years.”
Halsin swallows, rewords his question. “How old were you when you were turned?”
Astarion goes quiet. Extremely, cacophonously quiet.
“Thirty-nine,” he finally says, a bolt straight into Halsin’s heart.
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Halsin discovers Astarion was turned before his maturity and all the sacred elven rites that come along with it. Including the sex one.
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25 Dec 2024
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After Shadowheart lets her parents go to be with Selune and to truly free herself of Shar's curse, Shar decides to punish her and all her friends too by one last burst of amnesia.
Thankfully this is an experienced group of adventurers who can react to new, interesting problems with logical and rational thinking.
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04 May 2025
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[Podfic] Real People by Silverkat1620
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
24 Oct 2022
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Desire’s blood red lips curl into a smile so knowing and devious that Dream’s heart drops into his stomach. “I know,” they say, nearly purring. “As an apology, dear brother, I’ll give you the one thing you want most in the universe. The thing you don’t even know you’re yearning for.”
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Hob wakes to find a baby in his flat.
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04 Sep 2024
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Harry Goodsir, anatomist and amateur curse breaker, joins the Franklin Expedition for both science and adventure. He doesn’t expect to fall in love, much less that doing so might save them all.
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18 Sep 2024