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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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12 Feb 2026
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you'll be mine (and I'll be yours) by theprinceandagcd
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jan 2026
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Ilya hums, playing the card he's been considering for this entire conversation. “We could make more interesting, yes? A bet.”
“A bet,” Shane repeats, eyes flashing. “Like what?”
The reporter cuts in. “What about wearing the other player’s jersey?”
They both turn to her, and Shane says, “Like, the loser wears the winner’s jersey?”
“Maybe at the next game in a couple of months?”
“Is a good idea,” Ilya muses, nudging Shane’s elbow. “You will look better in my jersey than in Montreal jersey.”
Shane makes a low noise, his eyes holding a bit of a spark when he looks back to Ilya. It’s what Ilya was hoping for—the tiniest crack in the mask. He can see a hint of exasperated affection around the corners of Shane’s eyes, a little bit of fire burning just beneath the surface. It sends a thrill down Ilya’s spine, and he wonders if Shane will be snarky when Ilya gets him naked tonight.
“That’s not happening,” Shane replies, shaking his head. “Because you’re not winning.”
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21 Jan 2026
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Day Twenty-Four of Style and Bunny Kinktober Spectacular 2025
Prompt: Orgasm control
Butters is half heartedly rubbing against his boyfriend as he studies, but he keeps forgetting about it and is accidently edging Kenny. Kenny gets really into it.Series
- Part 24 of Style and Bunny Kinktober Spectacular 2025
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06 Nov 2025
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"Fate, destiny, it's all sh**. But since I met you, I can't help but feel a pull. It's constantly bringing me back to you. We're connected."
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06 Nov 2025
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After a strange kid shows up at Kenny’s door claiming to be his son from the future— and proves it in drastic ways— Kenny and his friends band together to build a time machine in order to send him back. But amidst Kenny’s own turmoil, he suspects there is more to the mishap that brought the kid in the first place.
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- Part 1 of The One-Tab Guide
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06 Nov 2025