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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    After twenty years, Patrick thought he knew his best friend like the back of his hand. Imagine his surprise when Pete out-of-the blue invites him and his wife onto a cruise...for swingers.

    Patrick's not particularly thrilled about the idea but with his marriage on the line, he's desperate for options, even if it means knowing too much about Pete Wentz's sex life.

    What could go wrong?

    (or: Pete, Meagan, Patrick, and Elisa go on a swingers cruise)

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    20 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Illi was a damn good kisser (according to most people she’d been with, at least), whilst Frank wasn’t. Well, it wouldn’t be fair to call him bad exactly, more like inexperienced. Hesitant in a way that’d make sense for someone who’d never really done it before.

    And maybe that should’ve been cute, endearing even, but all she could think about was how she could fix it. How she could help him.

    She shouldn’t even be entertaining the idea; it was dangerous territory, a sure path leading her straight into heartbreak, but the thought had already lodged itself in her brain and refused to leave. She could offer to teach him. Just as friends. Nothing more, nothing less.

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    Illi teaches Frank how to kiss.

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    19 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    03 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Pete’s face felt too hot suddenly, his heart hammered in his chest so hard that Pete was worried Mikey might hear it somehow, even though that was physically impossible.

    Except that Mikey’s eyes dropped to stare a hole into his chest, eyes fixed right over where his heart was pounding, and his grin grew a little sharp, his eyes dilated ever so slightly and it looked like that he could hear every pound, every rush of blood locked in his chest.

    But that's.... That's impossible.

    Right?

    ~~~

    It's Warped Tour 2005 and Pete is excited to get to know his friend Mikey Way from My Chem better.

    Apparently that includes finding out him and his entire band are vampires.

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    07 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    When money is tight and they're bored out of their minds, two brothers land themselves jobs working the night shift, where they befriend their coworkers. But friendships are hard when there's secrets involved...

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    The self-indulgent vampire au comedy no one wanted but maybe need in their lives.

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    06 Sep 2025