sipofchai
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how do you like your eggs in the morning? by sipofchai
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jul 2026
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You fell head over heels for Ryland Grace when you were twelve and he was thirteen. You let him break your heart when you were eighteen and he was nineteen (and an asshole). Now you're thirty-four. Now you're single, and determined to stay that way. Now you know better than to expect anything more from him than friendship, and advice, and maybe some sperm while you're at it?
(or: the one where you are done with dating, and want to have a kid, and ask your best and oldest friend if he'd be willing to contribute. With or without a turkey baster.)
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At first sight, you and Kyoya Ootori couldn’t be more different. He was raised in wealth; you work triple shifts at the local coffee shop. He’s a born-and-bred alpha; you’ve spent years fending off societal scorn at your status as a beta. He’s a pompous ass; you…well, you’ve never claimed to be the nicest person alive, but at least you have some concept of manners. However, you do have two very important things in common: first, you’re both grad students at Ouran University.
Second, you’re both desperately in love with your roommates.
(Or: the slice-of-life a/b/o fic in which you and Kyoya agree to fake date in order to make your respective crushes jealous. Everything goes according to plan and nobody falls in love with the wrong person...right?)
(Right?)
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- Part 1 of late bloomer
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You will never be as close to him as you need.
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- Part 3 of swallowed whole
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The sharp tips of his nails press against the swollen places where shaft meets skin, her blood rushing ripe and gold beneath. A twitch; that's all it would take.
"You can…" She swallows. "If you sort of, um, comb, some of looser ones will—"
She cuts herself off with a sharp gasp as he pinches a feather between forefinger and thumb and pulls.
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The idea is repulsive. But then again, so is she.
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how do you like your eggs in the morning? by sipofchai
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jul 2026
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a.k.a. Sperm Donor Fic, a.k.a. a tumblr drabble that sprouted legs and sprinted off into the distance.
The original drabble/concept: "deciding you're sick of dating and just want to do the single mom thing, except sperm is expensive (and you're slightly terrified at the idea of not knowing the person whose dna you're about to combine with yours) so you ask your longtime friend
and crushryland grace if he'll donate. and instead if saying no he makes a joke about what, with a turkey baster? and you joke back, sure. or the old fashioned way, to which he replies that he's always been a sucker for tradition, and this goes on for a little bit until you realize maybe neither of you is joking anymore."- Words:
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swallowed whole by sipofchai
Fandom Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types, Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris
27 Dec 2025
- Words:
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late bloomer by sipofchai
Fandom Original Work, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
04 Feb 2026
- Words:
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- Works:
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Such a Lovable Lamb by stripedchickens
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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Stratt finds you sneaking off to be on your knees for Grace, if she joins it's because she's only trying to give you what you want
or Eva Stratt helps you suck Ryland Grace off and they love giving you attention.
Bookmarked by sipofchai
02 Jul 2026
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Elysie Carroll-Stratt wakes from a medically induced coma in a ship flying through the Tau Ceti system, located in the Cetus constellation.
Her colleague and sole-surviving companion, molecular biologist Dr. Ryland Grace, woke up eleven days prior with little memory intact but has been steadily regaining them.
Elysie remembers everything- including her mother, leader of the international Petrova Taskforce, Eva Stratt.
The only thing she doesn’t remember is how she got stranded in space with her pseudo-boss and project lead, some twelve light years away from Earth.
Bookmarked by sipofchai
23 Jun 2026
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Friction by thegirlwhorunswithwolves
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jun 2026
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The book on the nightstand. The forum tab he forgot to close. The rope in the sock drawer. Ryland Grace has been planning something for weeks and is, as ever, terrible at hiding it. Tonight, you let him know you’ve noticed.
Bookmarked by sipofchai
16 Jun 2026
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Make Me by thegirlwhorunswithwolves
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is a middle school science teacher who has, by your reasonable estimate, never once clocked a flirtation in his entire life. He explains photosynthesis by analogy. He bikes to school. He wears science pun t-shirts.
You have been winding him up for eight months. You have been doing it for the love of the game. You have been getting away with everything. Then he figures it out.
And it turns out he is significantly better at handling a brat than you had budgeted for.
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- Part 1 of The Ryland Grace to Brat Tamer Pipeline
Bookmarked by sipofchai
10 Jun 2026
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song for a guilty sadist by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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The thing about pain is that it makes pleasure more intense. And the thing about knowing you’re going to be sent up to space soon (to die young and alone and farther from home than any other group of people has ever been) is that it makes you seek out pleasure more fervently. You eat good food, you laugh at everyone’s bad jokes, you sing in the shower, you press idly on your bruises, you go out at night to look at the firmament like it won’t be your tombstone, and you let Dr Ryland Grace fuck you six ways to Sunday.
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- Part 1 of for a guilty sadist
- Language:
- English
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- 4,214
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Bookmarked by sipofchai
31 May 2026