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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane makes some changes to protect his privacy. People notice.
    *5+1 of Shane establishing his boundaries. AU where Shane and Ilya were never caught at the cottage.

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    06 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    Two years into their marriage, Shane discovers that Ilya has never been on a real first date. There is only one way to remedy the situation: Shane asks his husband out on a date where they pretend that they have just met.

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    06 Jun 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark *

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    04 Jun 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Cliff Marlow had figured out who Jane was. That’s how he knew to confront Shane after the game post-tuna melt, letting him know he’d broken Ilya’s heart.

    Shane makes things right.

    OR: Cliff does a good deed, and two hockey boys play vulnerability chicken trying to actually communicate. A Tuna Meltdown fix-it.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “Why are you acting like a jealous ex?”

    Shane choked on nothing, his eyes going wide in horror as Ilya cut his gaze away, jaw clenched.

    “Oh my god, you are a jealous ex,” Rose breathed.

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    Rose, Miles, Shane, and Ilya never make it to the club. Instead, they bump into each other outside the rink after the game. Shane and Ilya are very obvious. Rose helps them sort things out.

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    04 Jun 2026

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  6. Public Bookmark *

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    Ilya Rozanov is happier than he’s ever been and it’s all due to Jane. And yet, for some reason that Cliff can’t fathom, he refuses to propose to her. Cliff’s had enough. Rozy is going to buy a ring today.

    Cue Ilya buying a men’s engagement ring.

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    04 Jun 2026

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  7. Public Bookmark *

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    Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control.

    Ch 1: Friends!
    Ch 2: …Uh, friends?
    Ch 3: Definitely not friends.

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    04 Jun 2026

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  8. Public Bookmark *

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    In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.

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    How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?

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    01 Jun 2026

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  9. Public Bookmark *

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    Wiebe could tell he was wearing Ilya down, but he still looked nervous. "Ilya," Ilya stilled. To his team he was always Rozanov or Roz or Rozy, never Ilya. "You're our guy. There's nobody I'd rather be our captain, to lead this team to another Stanley Cup. It's clear you don't like the guy, but we both know how good this could be."

    Ilya jerked his head in a nod. "We will destroy everyone, this is true." Wiebe seemed satisfied. Ilya stood to leave and delivered one last look at Wiebe "But I do not have to be happy about it."

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    Shane and Ilya are estranged for years after Tuna Meltdown. Then Shane confuses everyone by signing with the Raiders.

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    28 May 2026

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  10. Public Bookmark *

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that naming Shane Hollander as your celebrity crush does not make you gay.

    It just means you love hockey.

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    27 May 2026

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  11. Public Bookmark *

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    The hookup that inspired Ilya to ask Shane to stay.

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    Ilya idly watches the bee buzz along the windowpane. He can’t tell what kind of bee it is. He’s not allergic, probably. He should ask if—

    “Are you allergic to bees?” Shane asks. He swings his legs off the bed and uses Ilya’s chest to push up and onto his feet. “Cup. I need a cup or something.”

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    27 May 2026

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  12. Public Bookmark *

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    Ilya:
    9/10 she had freckles

    Shane:
    7.5/10 Medium dick but he ate my ass like he was starving for it

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    Shane and Ilya call it quits after the All-Stars game when Ilya says they can't be anything. He says no one will fuck Shane like he can, and Shane takes that personally, starting a two year cycle of sending each other ratings of the other people they fuck

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    26 May 2026

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  13. Public Bookmark *

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    26 May 2026

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  14. Public Bookmark *

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    An invasive interview question leads to the internet finding out that Shane Hollander slept around. Shane can't catch a break from people trying to find out more about his personal life.

    [A silly little social media adjacent fic]

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    25 May 2026

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    After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.

    Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.

    Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.

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    25 May 2026

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    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    24 May 2026

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  17. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    24 May 2026

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  18. Public Bookmark *

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    Bad luck follows Shane Hollander everywhere. So does Ilya Rozanov.

     
    Loosely a 5 + 1 of five bits of bad luck for Shane Hollander and the one time everything works out.

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    23 May 2026

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  19. Public Bookmark 40

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    Shane Hollander hadn't meant to get drunk by any means. It had started with just wanting to be nice, appreciating his friends’ care and consideration post-breakup more than anything. Somehow, he ended up drunk in front of a towering Billboard of Ilya Rozanov, and the feelings he tried to shove down for months boiled over. He couldn't remember when he had started crying. He definitely couldn't remember calling Ilya and drunkenly baring his soul to him. Oddly enough, maybe it was just what they needed to find each other again.

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    Shane drunk calls Ilya post his and Rose's breakup and fluff ensues.

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    22 May 2026

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  20. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane can’t stand his college roommate and teammate, Ilya Rozanov. Can’t stand his arrogance and his messiness and his constant sleeping around.

    But then the entire team, Shane included, welcomes their families to campus for Parents Weekend.

    And Shane also can’t stand that Ilya is alone.

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    22 May 2026

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