stampyferns3
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trigger warning: this one deals with some pretty dark topics, especially centered on sexual abuse and astarion's psyche after what happened to him, so please stay safe!!
In which vampire spawn can purr similarly to bats to relieve anxiety, aid healing, or express contentment. Astarion unfortunately only remembers this when he's panicking.
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- Part 10 of baldur's gate 3 nonsense
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"Somedays, the horns hurt. Wyll’s body wasn’t created with the intentions of horns- or a forked tongue, spiny tail or spikes. He hadn’t expected this, and neither had his bones, his muscles, or his being. And therefore, it ached deep within him like a festering wound on even the best of days."
Wyll tries to pretend all is well when he wakes up feeling ill, but is intercepted by figures from his old life and stressful situations. Lettuce takes care of him when he falters.
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- Part 9 of baldur's gate 3 nonsense
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one goes down, the other's sure to follow by stampyferns3
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Apr 2024
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Cream-Cheese the dragonborn comes down sick while the party traverses the Shadowlands. It's unsurprising that Astarion, being fed almost exclusively on her bloodstream became sick soon after. They stumble through comfort and complicated feelings.
(for those who are new here, yes, my tav is named cream-cheese. no, none of my tavs have normal names.)
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- Part 8 of baldur's gate 3 nonsense
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Ketheric Thorm has been defeated, but all is not well just yet. After their victory, Berylia and Aylen return back to camp with an ill Lettuce, who's 'condition' flares up in the presence of necrotic magic, and the three of them reunite with their friends and their partners.
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- Part 7 of baldur's gate 3 nonsense
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Cream-Cheese has struggled with controlling her emotions for most of her life. It's not surprising that she can have a bit of trouble with her druidic magic sometimes.
AKA Cream-Cheese gets stuck in wild shape a lot.
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- Part 6 of baldur's gate 3 nonsense
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various baldur's gate 3 fics, usually involving my various tavs and dumb shit i do in game but who knows.
so far, i've written for two save files:
cream-cheese the druid brass dragonborn
lettuce the drow cleric (multiplayer file, so aylen and berylia, my friend's tavs, also make appearances)- Words:
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basically just me rambling and throwing around random headcanons for the umbrella academy post season 2!! hooray!!!
some angst, mostly shenanigans, a lot of self indulgent giving the siblings happiness because they deserve it…..,,, it’s all here
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aka fics written based on my weird dreams, written to try and emulate that same foggy, far away feeling.
None of them are really connected they’re all just melancholy and weird for the most part, my bad
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An Umbrella Academy AU where Viktor accidentally becomes a werewolf in the 60s.
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Sam grows his hair out.
Bookmarked by stampyferns3
08 Nov 2025
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Suck It Up, Buttercup (Your Brother's Got Your Back) by candy_cigarettes
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
12 Mar 2025
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“I don’t really know what I’m doing here,” Dean admits with a dry laugh, picking up a mascara tube and turning it over like he’ll find instructions carved into the side. “But if this is something you wanna do… someone you wanna be…” He looks up and offers up the most genuine smile in his arsenal. The one specially saved for his kid. “I’m here to help, Sammy.”
Bookmarked by stampyferns3
07 Nov 2025
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Sam gets very sick at Stanford, and Jessica calls Dean
Written for a comment fic meme on Livejournal
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07 Nov 2025
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Though he’s young, Wyll’s a household name and a well-loved hero. He’s saved Baldur’s Gate from the Dragon Queen herself, wiping away the leaders of the burgeoning cult on his own in one bloody night. He’s taken down minotaurs and vampire lords and every monster in between. He’s saved the city a second time, alongside his most trusted companions; fought off a Nautiloid laying siege to the Upper City to vanquish a Netherbrain. He has, in short, the wits and the accomplishments to serve as the Gate’s Grand Duke, and he’s made the Ravengard name proud.
He knows this. Yet, the years of adventuring hasn’t left him unscathed, or unstained.
Wyll, Astarion, and a night from a happy and imperfect ever after.
- Language:
- English
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- 2,001
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 5
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- 34
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- 4
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- 170
Bookmarked by stampyferns3
30 Sep 2025
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On the edge of imploding, he surrounds me with light by Floricultura
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Sep 2025
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Gale is ready to sacrifice it all, Astarion disagrees.
Bookmarked by stampyferns3
28 Sep 2025