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The Vault has its claws in him. He knows it’s bad when he starts seeing God.
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“You misunderstand me,” says Dream, setting his clipboard deliberately aside. “What I meant is, I'm the next test subject. Why rely on secondary sources of information when you can have a primary source, right?”
The eyeholes in the mask are just wide enough for Punz to tell he’s being watched carefully.
“You’re going to kill me,” Dream says with a kind of absolute confidence that would have frightened a lesser man, “and then you’re going to bring me back.”
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Punz and Dream traumatize each other, perfect their grilled cheese recipe, and co-navigate the inherent eroticism of killing and resurrecting each other repeatedly for reasons of scientific inquiry.Series
- Part 3 of the unending amends
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A prisoner asks how much he should give. The black walls only answer more, more.
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When Dream slays a dragon, it's nothing personal. He's just trying to provide for his adventuring party: get enough food to last through the winter and neutralize a hostile enemy in the process. It should be simple, right? He certainly doesn't expect the dragon to use its dying breath to curse him. Now he's a dragon too, thanks to eating cursed dragon flesh - and the only way to reverse the spell is to do a favor for the Ender Dragon, a mythical beast who rules a dimension beyond the bounds of reality. The journey to the End is long and arduous, but Dream has no choice. Along the way, he meets a warrior, a crow, a jailer, a ghost, and a prince.
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Quackity smiles mirthfully, shrugging off his jacket. “Yeah, yeah, I know. Gentlemen prefer blondes, right?”
Sam pauses. “I don't— What do you mean? I’ve never dated a blonde.”
“No need to get all tense, man.” Quackity eyes him with carefully-crafted disinterest. “It’s just a turn of phrase.”
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Two long-time friends and short-time business partners have a fun, no-strings-attached one night stand. Or, alternatively: a warden and a torturer have cringe fail sex and try very hard not to psychoanalyze each other about it. Everything’s a matter of perspective, after all.
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This is where I'm sticking all my (technically) canon-compliant* DSMP fics!
*Please note: these stories were all canon-compliant when they were written and published, but some might now be canon-divergent due to the serial format of DSMP content.
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Shāh māt by TheLionInMyBed
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
06 May 2017
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Fingolfin wants to be king. Maedhros wants him to be king. You'd think reaching an agreement on the matter would be simple.
It isn't.
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16 Jul 2018
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Violante Malatesta has painted over thirty lions, and believes every one of those lions is flawless. But they're not - they are absolutely appalling lions.
Katherine de Leon is the lion shapeshifter who won't let Violante get away with it any more.
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04 Aug 2018
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The Adventures of Aunt Adili: Aunt Adili and the Evening Star by Anna_Wing
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
15 May 2014
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A Haradren Folk-tale
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- Part 5 of The Road Goes Ever On
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there's a river in me still by lavendre
Fandoms: Natsume Yuujinchou | Natsume's Book of Friends
15 Feb 2019
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“Your life line was always short,” Matoba muttered, spreading Natori’s hand flat. “I could fix that.”
Natori wheezed out a laugh, tried to remember the shape of a fist. “You failed to convince me when we were kids. What makes you think you can now?”
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17 Feb 2019
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'til the walls did crumble by arahir
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
20 May 2019
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[CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE FINALE]
Jon Snow and Tormund Giantsbane and their giant dog go camping with a bunch of Wildlings. What happens next will SHOCK you. (They are buddies who fall in love lmao.)
“Not worried, are you?”
“For a crow boy? Never.” Tormund looks away, off toward the mountains in the distance where the Fist of the First Men sits as a jut of stone in the ice fields, which are turning greener day by day. “Don’t let them keep you down there, Jon Snow. Don't die in the South."
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21 May 2019