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- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (41)
- Merlin (TV) (4)
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Merlin is trying to save Gwen from certain death, but a sacrifice is required to retrieve the remedy for her sickness.
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Merlin is a member of the druid community and his father is one of the community leaders. A single foray made by Merlin, Freya, and Will into Camelot has interesting after-effects. Now King Arthur wants to meet with the druids and make a peace treaty - through marriage.
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Sherlock and John are undercover as a couple.
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Sherlock is in love with John. We all know this. Choose your own adventure-type story.
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Literally just Merthur smut. Read the tags.
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When Morgana invokes a long forgotten spell, the ancient and powerful Court of Magic is summoned to pass judgment on Uther Pendragon and his bloodline for their crimes against the magical world.
But for the verdict to be carried out, every seat on the Council must be filled, and the chair of the Dragonlords has long stood empty.
Now Merlin faces an impossible choice: side with his people and end Uther’s reign of terror, or save Arthur.
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- Part 1 of The Rise and Fall of King Arthur
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- English
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17 Oct 2025
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Someone in the Camelot (Merlin) has rooted out a spy on the council. This anonymous person (who is obviously Merlin) put this accusation into a long letter, full of evidence from a thorough investigation and infiltration of the spy's circle within the staff. Arthur is remarkably impressed with this mystery detective (again, Merlin) and becomes set on uncovering their identity.
Merlin didn't think things would get out of hand. He only wanted to get rid of the spy publicly and legally, so he forewent the magic and decided to conduct a counterintelligence mission for months to gather evidence the old-fashioned way—like anyone would! But suddenly Arthur is searching for him, and magic or not, he learned a long time ago to stay in the shadows.
George is so tired. It is so obvious. King Arthur is disappointingly unobservant, and George cannot take this much longer.
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- Part 6 of Living's Standalone Merthur Fics
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- English
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- 27,520
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- 4/4
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28 Jul 2025
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Arthur wasn’t sure what this charm would do, if anything, but he’d held it in his hands, and he’d pressed it to his lips, and he’d willed all of his strength and protection and fervent desire for Merlin to be okay into the metal.
He’d broken his father’s laws for Merlin, Uther’s one cardinal rule, and that had to count for something. Arthur just wasn’t sure what.
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Arthur notices the cuts and bruises on Merlin’s skin and assumes the worst. Out of options, he turns to magic for help.
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28 Jul 2025
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The landmine at Baskerville leaves Sherlock deafened. Sherlock teaches John to sign by finally learning to talk to him, while everyone asks why John is willing to do so much for the man. Deaf!Sherlock, Johnlock, Deaf, Slash.
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- Part 1 of The Words Series
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- English
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- 49,083
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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25 Nov 2024
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“You’re horrible,” Morgana hisses at him quietly enough than only he and Gwen will hear, tugging at his cloak until it sits better across his shoulders. Her face never changes from her pleasant smile. Terrifying. “Straighten your back, you will not slouch! Gwen, tell him not to slouch!”
“Your Majesty,” Gwen says sweetly, “please do not slouch.”
“I highly doubt he’ll be looking at me,” Arthur drawls, “when he’s come all this way to marry you.”
(Arthur loses his father's trust, but he gains something better.)
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- Part 2 of Dyed in the Wool
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- English
- Words:
- 18,102
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
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29 Sep 2024