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A tall ship and a star to steer her by by Moreta1848
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
23 Oct 2024
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Napoleon is at war with England, oceans have become battlefields, and James T. Kirk has just taken command of the HMS Enterprise.
But who is the mysterious first mate with the strange ears, who never smiles?
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28 Sep 2025
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Jim is looking forward to rolling into bed after a nice relaxing game of chess when Spock decides to conclude the evening by announcing, "There is a 71.936 percent chance that I will develop romantic regard for you during the period spanning ten months from the present moment and four years, two months and fifteen days from the present moment."
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06 Feb 2025
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The Christmas Wedding Scammer by Aracloptia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Dec 2022
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“And - thank you for saying yes on such short notice! I tried to plan the thing myself, but … sometimes you actually do need help, right?”“Yeah”, Crowley mumbled, grabbing his phone to write down the name of the restaurant. “Yeah, absolutely.”
“That’s what everyone kept telling me; it’s always better with a wedding planner. I guess I should have listened earlier.”
“Er”, Crowley said. “Did you say-“
“Anyway, I have another call to make! I have to fire the costumer, the dress we agreed on turned out horrendous. Hey, in the future that’ll be your job! But I’ll do it just this once. See you tomorrow! And please bring suggestions for the bridal wear. Bye!”
“Hold o-”
The famous wedding planner Antonio Cowley is retired, sworn to never plan a wedding again. Perhaps the right sum of money can persuade him?
He is not to be mixed up with out-of-business Anthony J. Crowley, former florist, currently unemployed.
OR: In which Crowley accidentally becomes a wedding planner.
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08 Dec 2024
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Sweet Style by RookSacrifice
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
18 Jun 2024
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Spock shares a suite-style sonic with her captain aboard the Enterprise and begrudgingly becomes acquainted with the time-honored tradition among human women for exploiting the bathroom as a social space as much as a hygienic one.
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- Part 1 of sappho in space
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27 Aug 2024
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be not afraid (I am here tonight) by rattatatosk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Sep 2021
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Aziraphale has just tucked himself in, ready for a long, cozy night of reading, when he hears it. It's not much, just a short, sharp inhale of breath from the demon sleeping beside him, but it's enough to put Aziraphale instantly on alert.
Crowley is having a nightmare.
Crowley never speaks of them, of course. Never says exactly what it is he sees that scares him so. But they have known each other a very long time now, and spent many, many nights together. Usually, Aziraphale can guess.
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07 Mar 2022
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Slithering Vaguely Downwards, Illustrated by IneffableChocolateCheeseCake & Siblett by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2021
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Inspired by the photos of S2 Crowley with his serpent sigil lower down his cheek than in S1, and previous HCs about it wandering around at will, some comedy crackfic happened the other day. Crowley’s sigil goes on a little adventure of its own, until Crowley calls in Aziraphale to help find it and return it to its rightful place again…
Illustrated by IneffableChocolateCheeseCakeAdditional art (animation) added in chapter 2 by Siblett.
Honestly I was going to rate this general audiences but hedged my bets and went for teen and up, it's mainly implied/innuendo, but then IC3's illustration feels a little more teen and up so that clinched it for me.
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06 Nov 2021
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Hail to the Queen by MelayneSeahawk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jul 2021
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while undercover in Camelot as the Lady of the Lake, Aziraphale encounters a familiar demon, also in disguise
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- Part 12 of Ineffable Wives Fics
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17 Sep 2021
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Perfection, Meet Confection by peary
Fandoms: Layton Kyouju Series | Professor Layton Series
27 Jun 2018
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Can the perfect criminal profiler come up with the perfect birthday present for Katrielle?
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06 Mar 2021
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Tea-sing with Affection by inflappible for cassieoh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jan 2021
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A human AU where Aziraphale works hard at a tea shop and Crowley works hard at wooing Aziraphale. Bad flirting commences.
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08 Jan 2021
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Navigating by Touch by hanap
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Nov 2020
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Slow, so slow, but Aziraphale is nothing but patient when it comes to Crowley.
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23 Nov 2020
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It’s the trial of the century: bestselling mystery author Anthony Crowley stands accused of poisoning his former lover. He’s got means (arsenic), motive (the breakup), and opportunity (a meeting the night of the murder); his guilt seems certain.
Certain, that is, to everyone except Lord Aziraphale Eastgate, rare book collector and amateur detective. Aziraphale’s not sure why he’s so convinced of Crowley’s innocence, but he’s determined to save him from the gallows--by finding the real murderer before it’s too late.
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19 Nov 2020
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Panem et Circenses by littleblackfox, WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Jan 2020
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19 Nov 2020
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A few first meeting AU ficlets for racketghost's 13 Days of Halloween prompts! Because the "season" in "season's greetings" is definitely referring to Halloween, a season which lasts until December 24th.
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06 Nov 2020
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little demonic miracle by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Apr 2020
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Aziraphale has a little talk to his mum.
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- Part 20 of and after all this time/i’m still into you
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27 Oct 2020
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A Dinner Date Gone Wrong (or: Getting Animal Control Called On You Is More Trouble Than It's Worth) by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jul 2020
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Crowley and Aziraphale are supposed to be having dinner together, and they're both secretly and tremendously excited. Crowley has a snakey prank planned, but much to both of their dismay, Aziraphale is running late.
Then, someone calls animal control on the large black snake outside the Ritz, and things go pear-shaped.
Luckily, the angel is on the way.
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27 Oct 2020
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The Nice and Accurate Cursed Ficlet by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Oct 2020
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My friends challenged me to create the most cursed Wattpad-esque fanfiction I could muster.
Please enjoy this absolute trainwreck of a fic. #SkillJuiceCobra
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26 Oct 2020
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The Albatross by rfsmiley for everybody_lives
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Oct 2020
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Two voyages, separated by about three hundred years.
Or: the hike from the Left Hand of Darkness, if the husbands had done it on the ocean instead, and then also gone on a cruise afterwards.- Language:
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26 Oct 2020
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Gunpowder Treason & Plot by squiddz
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Oct 2020
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They come to an abrupt stop as they reach the center of the field. It’s dark this far away from the main crowd, but Crowley’s snake eyes have no trouble discerning the ominous shape in front of them; crates and pallets and long wooden beams stacked high into a pyre. At the top is a rather garish figure constructed from papier-mache and sporting the sort of wide-brimmed hat that went out of fashion centuries ago.
An uneasy silence passes between the two of them.
“I suppose that’s the, erm, effigy,” says Aziraphale.
“Certainly looks that way.”
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In which Crowley and Aziraphale attend the local Bonfire Night celebrations, and Crowley relives some very unpleasant memories.
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26 Oct 2020
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The remains of the bookshop slump on its corner, blackened and mangled, no more than a shamble of bones and broken glass. The windows yawn into empty, hollow sockets; the front doors hang from their hinges, twisted and splintered by heat. Bricks have fallen here and there from the upper floors, littering the ground like so many teeth.
The careful gold lettering above the door, A.Z. Fell and Co., has been scorched away.
*After Armageddon, Crowley takes Aziraphale to see the bookshop.
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26 Oct 2020
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you're not a religious person (but) by isozyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Aug 2019
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"I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.
Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.
"Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.
"Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."
"Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.
An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.
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20 Oct 2020