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Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
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- Part 1 of Rights and Wrongs
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13 Jul 2024
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It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? // 8th Year AU
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13 Jul 2024
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Draco Malfoy thought he had reasonable expectations for his mandatory Eighth Year at Hogwarts, where he would be confined to the grounds as part of his probation. Isolation, hatred, and passing his NEWTs were really all he had in mind.
What he wasn't anticipating:
1) Having a small firstie latch onto him like a bloody koala
2) Said firstie adopting an erkling as if they didn’t feed on children.To protect his little nuisance, he’ll have to seek help from uncomfortable places, including the Swottiest Witch of Her Age. Joy of all joys.
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13 Jul 2024
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Season Pass (To This Ass) by mightbewriting for ambpersand
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2022
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“What do you mean you didn’t get me a ticket?”
Ron’s hand flew to the back of his neck, massaging a red splotch just above his collar, flushing out his freckles. “I mean, I—well, it’s not like you enjoy Quidditch all that much.”
“I went to every match you or Harry played in at school.”
“Quidditch is my hobby, not yours.”
[In which Hermione dumps a Quidditch fan and dates a Quidditch player instead. Spite is a beautiful motivator.]
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- 6/6
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11 Jul 2024
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It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.
Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.
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- Part 1 of Apple Pies and Other Amends Universe
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10 Jul 2024
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07 Jul 2024
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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01 Jul 2024
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Newt takes on his brother's debt to pay back the fearsome mafia lord Graves. He expects this to be a hard few years but it's nothing like he expected at all. Graves is...well an ass usually, but also sort of...sweet?
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28 Jun 2024
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"You know you're allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."
Derek doesn't respond.
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21 Jun 2024
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You, Soft and Only by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2019
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He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.
“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.
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18 Jun 2024
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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- 5/5
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18 Jun 2024
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The Lecter stables have just acquired a new horse: an ill-tempered stallion named 'Red'. Hannibal makes him Will's responsibility, confident that Will can make him into a champion.
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17 Jun 2024
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Hannibal Lecter's sister died tragically when he was just a boy, but she never moved on. Her ghost has stayed with him throughout his life, giving him a reason to stay a good man. An honest man. The only problem is, no one can see her or hear her aside from him.
He's been alone for thirty years since her death, as it's difficult to maintain a relationship when he sometimes speaks to someone who they can't see or hear.
All of that changes when he meets Will Graham, a profiler for the FBI who just happens to be a medium.
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12 Jun 2024
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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- 16/16
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01 Jun 2024
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Untitled Stardew Omens Fic by Atalan for ThunderheadFred
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Stardew Valley (Video Game), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2020
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Crowley has decided to give up on life in the city and move to the countryside. Aziraphale is intrigued by the new arrival in Pelican Town. Fluff ensues in such enormous quantities I am compelled by law to recommend a dental check-up after reading.
A series of Good Omens/Stardew Valley ficlets I've been posting on tumblr as I play through thunderheadfred's "Stardew Omens" mod (which replaces Harvey with Aziraphale as the town doctor). Knowledge of the game provides some additional context for the NPCs etc but really it's all about the ineffable farm romance here.
Note: E rating is for the end of chapter 4 only. The rest of the fic is all very tame.
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31 May 2024
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His mission was supposed to be simple. Find Geoffrey Boothroyd’s son, who had developed a reputation for being quite the fearsome inventor, and convince him to come to MI6 to serve as quartermaster. He was given an address, a description, and a starting salary figure so high that he seriously questioned all his past career decisions. He was assured that Frederick Boothroyd was intelligent, practical, and yes, maybe a little prone to shooting people, but only if they insisted on disturbing his work. Altogether, simple.
James Bond knew better though. They didn’t send him on simple missions.
In which James Bond takes an unusual approach to his latest mission, much to the chagrin of his would-be quartermaster.
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- 4/4
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22 May 2024
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Soft Belly - Sharp Claws by Salios
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
23 Aug 2014
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In which Q needs to somehow navigate MI6 politics, explosives, the toxic-looking sludge growing in the Q-branch coffee pot, and the ever childish advances of one James Bond. Now if only there were a way to make Bond keep his tail to himself.
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21 May 2024
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Sapphire and Faded Jeans by cornelia_h
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
18 Oct 2020
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“Is this you asking me to marry you?” Clark smiled, his voice quiet.
“You proposed to me, after all. I merely had the rings made,” Bruce shrugged.
After Clark got turned into a five-year-old boy during a League mission, Bruce slowly uncovered the truth behind the accident. He had plans for it, as always, but he just didn't expect the five-year-old Clark to propose to him.
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- 13/13
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26 Apr 2024
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to feel without a light by susiecarter for Fluffypanda
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
29 Dec 2021
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Clark caught up with Bruce in a blind alley.
If he hadn't already known something was wrong, that would have been enough to make it obvious. Bruce would never have retreated into a dead end, not if he'd been in his right mind.
But he wasn't.
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25 Apr 2024
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Super Secret Super Weapon by cattyk8
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Dec 2018
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Superman has a superpower only a few people know about. Or, five times Clark used his Super Puppy Dog Eyes on Batman, and one time Bruce used them on him.
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23 Apr 2024