61 - 80 of 479 Bookmarks by tiumieu_lucifer

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    174,911
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Comments:
    6,012
    Kudos:
    39,941
    Bookmarks:
    12,941
    Hits:
    2,114,038

    13 Jul 2024

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? // 8th Year AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,132
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    1,422
    Kudos:
    15,488
    Bookmarks:
    3,825
    Hits:
    515,843

    13 Jul 2024

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Draco Malfoy thought he had reasonable expectations for his mandatory Eighth Year at Hogwarts, where he would be confined to the grounds as part of his probation. Isolation, hatred, and passing his NEWTs were really all he had in mind.

    What he wasn't anticipating:
    1) Having a small firstie latch onto him like a bloody koala
    2) Said firstie adopting an erkling as if they didn’t feed on children.

    To protect his little nuisance, he’ll have to seek help from uncomfortable places, including the Swottiest Witch of Her Age. Joy of all joys.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,035
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    38
    Comments:
    1,632
    Kudos:
    11,795
    Bookmarks:
    4,404
    Hits:
    288,458

    13 Jul 2024

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “What do you mean you didn’t get me a ticket?”

    Ron’s hand flew to the back of his neck, massaging a red splotch just above his collar, flushing out his freckles. “I mean, I—well, it’s not like you enjoy Quidditch all that much.”

    “I went to every match you or Harry played in at school.”

    “Quidditch is my hobby, not yours.”

    [In which Hermione dumps a Quidditch fan and dates a Quidditch player instead. Spite is a beautiful motivator.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,390
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    69
    Comments:
    1,234
    Kudos:
    27,227
    Bookmarks:
    6,442
    Hits:
    510,506

    11 Jul 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.

     

     

     

     

     

    Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,720
    Chapters:
    29/29
    Collections:
    105
    Comments:
    2,351
    Kudos:
    19,612
    Bookmarks:
    8,148
    Hits:
    611,138

    10 Jul 2024

  6. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    349,918
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    437

    07 Jul 2024

  7. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    199,548
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Collections:
    210
    Comments:
    12,856
    Kudos:
    91,900
    Bookmarks:
    28,705
    Hits:
    4,906,652

    01 Jul 2024

  8. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Newt takes on his brother's debt to pay back the fearsome mafia lord Graves. He expects this to be a hard few years but it's nothing like he expected at all. Graves is...well an ass usually, but also sort of...sweet?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,381
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    2,259
    Bookmarks:
    508
    Hits:
    23,878

    28 Jun 2024

  9. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "You know you're allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."

    Derek doesn't respond.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    917
    Kudos:
    34,335
    Bookmarks:
    7,879
    Hits:
    609,829

    21 Jun 2024

  10. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1,115
    Kudos:
    31,580
    Bookmarks:
    7,257
    Hits:
    317,962

    18 Jun 2024

  11. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,748
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    3,478
    Kudos:
    47,070
    Bookmarks:
    7,708
    Hits:
    369,965

    18 Jun 2024

  12. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The Lecter stables have just acquired a new horse: an ill-tempered stallion named 'Red'. Hannibal makes him Will's responsibility, confident that Will can make him into a champion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,818
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    841
    Kudos:
    1,570
    Bookmarks:
    393
    Hits:
    25,426

    17 Jun 2024

  13. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hannibal Lecter's sister died tragically when he was just a boy, but she never moved on. Her ghost has stayed with him throughout his life, giving him a reason to stay a good man. An honest man. The only problem is, no one can see her or hear her aside from him.

    He's been alone for thirty years since her death, as it's difficult to maintain a relationship when he sometimes speaks to someone who they can't see or hear.

    All of that changes when he meets Will Graham, a profiler for the FBI who just happens to be a medium.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,721
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    591
    Kudos:
    2,865
    Bookmarks:
    739
    Hits:
    38,486

    12 Jun 2024

  14. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    99,423
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    66
    Comments:
    6,700
    Kudos:
    31,796
    Bookmarks:
    11,482
    Hits:
    552,471

    01 Jun 2024

  15. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Crowley has decided to give up on life in the city and move to the countryside. Aziraphale is intrigued by the new arrival in Pelican Town. Fluff ensues in such enormous quantities I am compelled by law to recommend a dental check-up after reading.

    A series of Good Omens/Stardew Valley ficlets I've been posting on tumblr as I play through thunderheadfred's "Stardew Omens" mod (which replaces Harvey with Aziraphale as the town doctor). Knowledge of the game provides some additional context for the NPCs etc but really it's all about the ineffable farm romance here.

    Note: E rating is for the end of chapter 4 only. The rest of the fic is all very tame.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,267
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    708
    Kudos:
    2,997
    Bookmarks:
    909
    Hits:
    38,466

    31 May 2024

  16. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    His mission was supposed to be simple. Find Geoffrey Boothroyd’s son, who had developed a reputation for being quite the fearsome inventor, and convince him to come to MI6 to serve as quartermaster. He was given an address, a description, and a starting salary figure so high that he seriously questioned all his past career decisions. He was assured that Frederick Boothroyd was intelligent, practical, and yes, maybe a little prone to shooting people, but only if they insisted on disturbing his work. Altogether, simple.

    James Bond knew better though. They didn’t send him on simple missions.

    In which James Bond takes an unusual approach to his latest mission, much to the chagrin of his would-be quartermaster.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,565
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    1,607
    Bookmarks:
    299
    Hits:
    18,823

    22 May 2024

  17. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In which Q needs to somehow navigate MI6 politics, explosives, the toxic-looking sludge growing in the Q-branch coffee pot, and the ever childish advances of one James Bond. Now if only there were a way to make Bond keep his tail to himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,136
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    183
    Kudos:
    849
    Bookmarks:
    307
    Hits:
    24,583

    21 May 2024

  18. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Is this you asking me to marry you?” Clark smiled, his voice quiet.

    “You proposed to me, after all. I merely had the rings made,” Bruce shrugged.

    After Clark got turned into a five-year-old boy during a League mission, Bruce slowly uncovered the truth behind the accident. He had plans for it, as always, but he just didn't expect the five-year-old Clark to propose to him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,910
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    2,629
    Bookmarks:
    376
    Hits:
    38,094

    26 Apr 2024

  19. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Clark caught up with Bruce in a blind alley.

    If he hadn't already known something was wrong, that would have been enough to make it obvious. Bruce would never have retreated into a dead end, not if he'd been in his right mind.

    But he wasn't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,219
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    3,164
    Bookmarks:
    495
    Hits:
    20,067

    25 Apr 2024

  20. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Superman has a superpower only a few people know about. Or, five times Clark used his Super Puppy Dog Eyes on Batman, and one time Bruce used them on him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,502
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    2,678
    Bookmarks:
    443
    Hits:
    19,813

    23 Apr 2024

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation