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    The music cut. There was a moment of deep, profound silence as Todoroki’s biscuits appeared on television. He would be responsible for the trauma of millions.

    “I- erm,” Paul said, and then paused. Opened his mouth. Closed it again. Todoroki rode through the silence, unfazed.

    “Oh, god,” Midoriya whispered, hiding his mouth behind his palm.

    “This is… inedible,” Paul told Todoroki, staring at the monstrosity in horror.

    Todoroki did not reply.

    Mary leaned forward, her fork held in front of her like a shield. “I… honestly, dear, I can’t tell if it’s burnt or underbaked. Did you… did you even put it in the oven?”

    “Yeah,” said Todoroki. He pushed his heels together and then back out again a few times in quick succession. It was simply too bizarre for Mary, who set down her fork and backed away.

    Paul bravely stuck his fork into the block and tried to dig up a spoonful. The utensil got stuck. He seemed too shocked to speak. From his worktable, Bakugou scream-cackled.

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    Class 1-A appears on a special of the Great British Bake-Off. Property damage ensues.

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    "I need your help like right now." Sero said, and Shinso begrudgingly decided that maybe there was half a good reason for the interruption of his rest.

    "I need your help to scam Mineta." Okay, now that caught his attention.

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    30 Nov 2021

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    Peter and Deadpool are held captive by a super-villain that has an inclination for torture. After she boasts her untarnished record at never having hurt a child or teenager, Peter is forced to break the truth to both her and Deadpool.

     

    “Did you know I have a perfect record?” The villain collects a rusted pocket knife, tracing it up Peter’s arm, over his shoulders, down to his collarbone, as though considering where to cut. Peter focuses on controlling his breathing, fear twisting awfully in his belly. “You may look down on me, Mr. Spider-Man, but for all the righteous suffering I inflict, I’ve never hurt a child. Not once.”

    “Y'know, I don’t think you do,” Peter blurts. At his words, Deadpool's stare intensifies. “Have a perfect, non-child harming record, that is.”

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    21 Jul 2021

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    I really fw deadpools vibe here

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    Tony Stark has two children, twins. He's only fond of one of them (hint: it's not you). Angst! Read notes for the full request

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    11 Jul 2021

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    The ending isn't gray but i cried alot so thats fun