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    “The doctor needs to treat Soundwave,” Starscream said, slowly and softly, as if speaking to a sparkling, taking a small step closer. He uncrossed his arms, leaving himself open non-threatening. Laserbeak watched him wearily. “Knock Out is a professional, even if he doesn’t look like it.” Knock Out’s small ‘hey’ went ignored as Starscream focused on the tiny pair of red optics evaluating him. He took one more step forward, Laserbeak nearly in arm’s reach. The minicon glared at him but did nothing to impede his approach, perhaps actually listening to him. “If you don’t let us patch him up, he’ll never online. We all want what’s best for Soundwave.”

     

    Or, a gravely injured Soundwave leads to the unexpected friendship of Starscream and Laserbeak.

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    “Well, you see, my lord; what would you say is the driving force of your magnificent cause? The thing that keeps a Decepticon’s spark warm even in the coldest of nights?”

    Megatron lets out a cackle, the answer so simple, it comes forth without command. “Hatred! For the Autobots!”

    A nano-klik passes.

    “And for complete control of Cybertron and the great wide galaxy! Everybody knows that!” Megatron continues.

    Shockwave nods in approval. “Of course. However, from what you have described, it appears that that very source of hatred is no longer sufficient in keeping the armies satisfactorily rallied. It’s deathly unfortunate, but not every mech can be as noble and focused as you, my lord. After all these millennia, something new must be introduced to keep them on their pedes. And that’s where my latest invention comes into play.” Gesturing to the weapon held in Megatron’s grasp, Shockwave announces his achievement with a flourish.

    “Introducing, the Love-botimiser 9000!”

     

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    Aka the fic where Starscream inadvertently becomes Shockwave’s test subject, making it all Soundwave’s problem somehow

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    Before the events were set in motion that led to the wreck of the Tulpar, Captain Curly tries to identify and fix one of Jimmy's problems. Whether or not the results were desirable is up for debate.

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    The angle of it, the speed, the loose enclosure of his fingers is all wrong. The turn of Curly's head away from him is actually kind of insulting. It's worse than going at it with his left. “That's enough,” he mutters, and Curly snatches his hand back like Jimmy's dick had burnt him. “You’re terrible at this. I don't even know how you cum.”

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    Curly knows he’s a monster, but that fact doesn’t change the ugly truth.

    Jimmy is the monster he’ll always welcome.

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