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As the Palate Changes by versus_versus
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
21 Apr 2018
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Armitage Hux is widely known for running his kitchen with military precision, but the staff that make it through the first month or so are loyal to a fault, and every one of them has gone on to run their own kitchen. His personal life has a rather less impressive track record. He’s always been very happy and successful in his career, thank you very much.
But when an accident sends his carefully structured life into a spiral and changes in his kitchen threaten to ruin the precise system he’s built, he has a choice: adapt to new priorities or drown under the crushing weight of it all.
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Consul Valerius discovers that the Count's enigmatic past life as a mercenary has given him certain views on how an interrogation should go. Which is fine, of course, because it's not Valerius manacled to a chair, begging for mercy.
He really needs another drink.
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King of Corners by versus_versus
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
07 Dec 2017
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After Starkiller, Kylo returns from training to find that Hux has thrown himself into his work with a terrifying fervor. He’s set gears in motion for the creation of a bigger, better Starkiller, and if there’s one thing Kylo can’t handle, it’s the destruction of another system. When all else fails, Kylo forces the memories of the destruction of the Hosnian system into Hux’s head.
It’s too much for Hux, and the memories drive him to the brink of insanity. In an act of desperation, Kylo relents…but memory removal is a tricky procedure, and Kylo is more of a cleaver than a scalpel.
Left with a General that doesn’t know his own name, Kylo does the only reasonable thing: commandeers a ship and makes for the far side of the galaxy with a memoryless Hux in tow.
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"Your heart is a weapon the size of your fist. Keep fighting. Keep loving."
By their terminale (12th year), our heroes protected Paris from all kinds of akuma. They settled into a comfortable pattern, but real life was just around the corner. Hawkmoth was hard to track down, and even for heroes, life moves on. They were preparing for college entrance exams, trying to figure out where life would take them...and then it all went wrong.
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Different Forms of Combat by versus_versus
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
21 Dec 2016
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The college AU nobody asked for. Hux rooms with Phasma, who frequents a studio where she trains with Kylo Ren. Both guys are disasters, and she tries her hand at fixing them up together.
Featuring Phasma and Hux as an abrasive brOTP, graduating seniors desperately searching for jobs they won’t hate, Calrissian family antics, a healthy measure of Skywalker family drama, and drinking. This bounces between dark humor, fluff, sadistic douchebaggery, and family drama, but hey, life is like that.
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The Event Horizon of the Observable Universe by versus_versus
Fandom Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
29 Nov 2016
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In cosmology, the event horizon of the observable universe is the largest comoving distance from which light emitted now can ever reach the observer in the future.
A series focused on the escapades of Emperor Hux and the love of his sorry little life, Kylo Ren.
Generally not as fluffy as you'd expect. Not published in chronological order.
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Long Live the Children of War by versus_versus
Fandom Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
21 Mar 2016
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This is where I'm going to file away anything in which I kill off members of the First Order. It'll probably just be a lot of pain, but if I get around to Snoke it might get a little crack-y. I have a soft spot for exploding/horrifically gory demise!Snoke.
These pieces are not a traditional *series* per se, more of a themed group of pieces that may or may not be the author letting off steam. They don't happen in succession, and unless otherwise noted, take place in alternate versions of the movie universe.
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Made of Nebulas and Novas and Night Sky by versus_versus
Fandom Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
07 Mar 2016
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A variety of TFA college AUs. Kind of whatever I feel like writing, oftentimes whatever doesn't fit precisely within the confines of the college AU created in Different Forms of Combat.
Let's be real, it'll probably be a lot of kylux and stormpilot, with a healthy dose of my ladies kicking ass and taking names
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Meat's Back on the Menu by DeHeerKonijn, Roselightfairy
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Apr 2021
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Éomer has never had much patience with Gimli’s husband’s obscure dietary restrictions - until a disgruntled server decides not to be entirely truthful and he witnesses the extent of certain elvish customs.
Legolas, on the other hand, has no more patience with restaurants’ standards for their meat.
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- Part 16 of like, comment, subscribe
Bookmarked by versus_versus
07 Jan 2022
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though all to ruin fell the world by smolsarcasticraspberry
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
12 May 2017
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Shiro is an orphan with magical powers, adopted by the Alteans as a child and raised in the Castle of Lions. Allura is the beautiful princess, as lovely as any elf from legends, and Shiro might be... a little bit besotted with her.
Aged seven, he asks Allura to marry him.
"When I'm big, I'll marry you," he says, as if offering a generous favour. He's a sweet good-hearted child, and Allura's just on the cusp of adulthood, still fresh-faced and willowy and uncomfortable in her own beauty. But little Takashi gazes at her like she personally hung every star in the cosmos with her own two hands, and she can't help but smile fondly at the earnest expression on his face.
"Oh, you'll marry me, will you?" she asks.
"Yes. If you want me to."
Bookmarked by versus_versus
23 Apr 2018
Bookmarker's Notes
THIS IS GODDAMN ADORABLE ADGSJFJSGDK
The Tolkien nerd in me is dying of happiness at how cute it is and also so is my 8 year old self, the bit that dragged me back into Voltron with the reboot.
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He had left his youth somewhere on a Star Destroyer, a planet, a throne, not once believing he would see old age. Now, old age had caught up with him, and he had even begged it to.
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- Part 1 of The Palinode of Armitage Hux
Bookmarked by versus_versus
15 Feb 2018
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That's What We Do by Flyting
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
30 Dec 2017
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Mission objective: get Ren to his quarters quickly and without anyone noticing that their new Supreme Leader was drunk off his arse.
Surely Hux does not get paid enough for this.
Or, Kylo deals with his emotions in the classic Solo way. Luckily General Hux is there to cover for him.
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Moiré by dreamingofawolf (rl4sb4eva)
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
30 May 2016
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“These are a small!”
“And that’s not going to work?” Mitaka asks, stepping closer and holding out the large latte towards the slowly reddening man.
Kylo fixes him with a stare that could melt glass and gestures down at himself. “Probably not, no.” He snatches the coffee from Mitaka and takes a large gulp, shoulders coming down slightly. Still waving the scrap of fabric.
“I am assuming the suggestion of standing on the fire escape for a few minutes to encourage some shrinkage wouldn’t be appreciated?” Hux asks, halfway through devouring a muffin from the bag of pastries and digging through to find another to occupy his hands when he’s finished. He lets his eyes flick to the man’s underwear. “Or likely to help much.” He mutters to himself.
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Bookmarked by versus_versus
02 Aug 2016
Bookmarker's Notes
Not actually as much smut as the tags suggest, very well written.