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It starts with Lucifer being a ignorant clutter-bug in Alastor's OWN workspace and fighting back when Alastor tries to tell him it's Lucifer's fault for being a clumsy little King. But as the argument escalates, Alastor decides that the only way to silence the King of Hell is to *handle* him.
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During the hotel’s Pride Month celebrations, Alastor finds himself uncharacteristically distracted by Lucifer’s appearance. After questioning Husk about the definition of pansexuality, Alastor begins to notice a sudden, viscerally intense desire for the king. When Heaven and Hell collaborate on a joint Pride event the next day, an anxious Lucifer sneaks away from the crowd, and Alastor follows him into an empty celestial guest bedroom. There, Alastor grapples with his newfound attraction, realizing he might fall under a selective sub-category of asexuality (demisexual/graysexual) specifically triggered by his emotional attachment to Lucifer.
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Lucifer isn't grateful. Or honest. Or obedient. Or accountable. Or trustworthy. But lucky for him, Alastor is 100% committed to teaching the King of Hell a lesson—whether that lesson involves spankings, humiliation, or Lucifer's favorite method of "review".
SPOILER: It's all three.
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It started with Angel Dust tossing around modern words Alastor despised—specifically, accusing him of being a "simp" for the King of Hell. Alastor prided himself on hostly hospitality, nothing more. But when a late-night invitation to Lucifer's room turns into a messy game of questions, a shared bed, and an unraveling of boundaries, Alastor has to confront the fact that Angel Dust might not have been entirely wrong.
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After Lucifer overhears Alastor mocking his absence from the hotel, the King of Hell retaliates by barging into Alastor's room in a provocative outfit. Their confrontation ends with Lucifer fleeing—but neither can shake the tension. Three days of avoidance later, they're forced into proximity again during one of Charlie’s team-building exercises. And Alastor wants to just... talk about the outfit..
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Alastor never expected to find himself tangled in Lucifer's sheets—much less tangled in Lucifer himself. But between the king’s teasing hands, his mouth and tongue and heat, Alastor quickly learns that Hell’s ruler plays dirty. And Lucifer finds Alastor can play dirtier, especially with motivation.
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Lucifer delivers news that Vox will be staying at the hotel. Alastor gives his old friend three strikes—first by interrupting his hunting, second by seeing Lucifer flirt with Vox in public, and third by overhearing Vox's suggestive remarks to Lucifer himself. The Radio Demon finally snaps, leaving Vox bloodied but alive, before dragging Lucifer away for a very thorough punishment—one that leaves the King of Hell sobbing, grateful, and thoroughly claimed by the end. The lesson? Don't provoke possessive cannibals... especially when they're already irritated.
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The Original Is Always Better (And Deserves More) by werki
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 May 2026
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Lucifer catches Alastor pleasuring himself and becomes obsessed with being the one to satisfy him. He crafts a custom toy for the Radio Demon—only for Alastor to initially reject it before reluctantly using it when Lucifer is unavailable. And when Lucifer sees just how many loads Alastor pumped into that silicone replica? Well. He insists on taking twice as many himself.
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Alastor, exhausted from his duties as an Overlord and host, finally finds a moment of peace—only for Lucifer to unexpectedly portal into his room. Alastor says he is acting like a spoiled brat and Lucifer shows him what a "brat" really is. And Alastor gives in quickly after that, only so he could punish this child of a man for his behaviour.
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Alastor is "off" tonight—his smile is dull, his static is more quiet, and he’s too exhausted to even snap back at a classic Lucifer insult. When Lucifer finds the Radio Demon collapsed on his bed in full dress, he decides to play caretaker, stripping the sinner out of his layers and expecting a quiet night. But then he offers his own body, and the demon seems interested.
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Lucifer thought wearing comfortable shorts to breakfast was a harmless choice. He didn't account for Alastor’s sudden interest—or the fact that the Radio Demon's "judgmental staring” had morphed into a dangerous, hungry obsession with his legs.
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Lucifer has high standards. Specifically, nine-inch-minimum standards. He's also a man of science—or at least, that’s what he tells himself when he starts obsessively staring at the Radio Demon's crotch.
It turns out Alastor is remarkably well-endowed and remarkably oblivious. Lucifer decides to fix both of those problems at once, even if it means discovering that Alastor is far better at using his "size" than any he feels any demon has a right to be.
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Vaggi sends Alastor on a simple errand to fetch the King, but the door to Lucifer’s quarters isn't quite closed. What Alastor witnesses—and more importantly, what he hears—changes the hotel's power dynamic forever. After all, it's hard to maintain professional distance when you've heard the Devil begging for your name.
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What was supposed to be a "change of scenery" becomes a trial of endurance for Lucifer as Alastor exploits every physical weakness the King possesses.
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"And who, pray tell, would be foolish enough to judge such a contest?"
"Easy," Vox smirks, his screen flickering with a smug certainty that makes Alastor’s ears perk. "Lucifer."
Vox wants to prove he’s the best; Alastor wants to prove Vox is a failure; and Lucifer? Lucifer is just bored and utterly horny.
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Lucifer had a system. He had the candles, the expensive floral scents, a drawer full of silicone distractions he was usually too proud to touch, and a very clear, very bold sign near the door that read: NO ALASTOR'S ALLOWED.
It was supposed to be a quiet night of self-indulgence to numb the seven-year ache of loneliness. But as it turns out, the Radio Demon doesn’t believe in boundaries—or literacy.
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It was supposed to be a mutual arrangement: mutual pleasure, mutual satisfaction. But Alastor doesn’t do anything halfway, and he certainly doesn't take orders well. When Lucifer complains about a lack of enthusiasm, Alastor decides to show him exactly what his full attention feels like. From hair-pulling to heart-stopping praise, Lucifer finds himself unraveling into the "dumb little angel" Alastor always knew he was.
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Lucifer and Alastor’s public flirtation takes a very sudden and intimate turn when the Radio Demon decides to take Lucifer's sexual words to heart and drags the King of Hell back to his room.
(AKA, Luci gets pounded yet again)
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The Cat’s Out of the Bag (And We’re In the Bed) by werki
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Mar 2026
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Alastor and Lucifer are fighting yet again. But when KeeKee decides she’s had enough of their bickering, she locks them in a magically reinforced room with a singular, king-sized bed and a loss of their powers. And when Alastor wakes up in the middle of the night to find a very frustrated, very needy King using his hand without permission... he gets a little needy himself.
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Lucifer has a plan. And that plan is simple: stop letting Alastor dismantle him. He’ll play the part of the obedient king, pull the strings from below, and finally prove that he’s the one in control of their little... arrangement.
It’s a foolproof plan. Right up until Alastor stops talking and starts using his hands.