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It had begun at a bar, as these things are wont to do.
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Once More, With Feeling by RuArcher (Coriesocks)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
27 Feb 2019
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Scorpius has a pressing question about masturbation technique, so he tackles it the only way he knows how; with some hands on research. Albus finds himself dragged along for the ride.
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Twelve years after Harry Potter disappeared from the wizarding world and from Draco's life, his daughter starts at Hogwarts.
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Harry's life revolves entirely around work these days, and he's deeply engrossed in it, as usual, when an urgent fire-call from Ron abruptly turns his world upside down. Apparently, a four-year-old girl with emerald eyes and long black hair has shown up at Ron's shop, claiming to be Harry's daughter and seeking his help to save her papa.
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the complete idiot's guide to losing your entire mind by oknowkiss for wolfpants
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2022
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A primer, by Harry James Potter, age 34.
Qualifications: lived experience.OR: Draco Malfoy, Ministry of Magic Being Resources representative, accidentally invents No Nut November.
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18 Nov 2025
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Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail… nor well-meaning friends, nor questionable communication skills, nor seven years of hating each other’s guts can keep Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy from falling in love.
OR: It’s Eighth Year, and Harry Potter has detention. What else is new? Well, since you asked: Greenhouse Four and the Tree of Life, for a start, and then there’s the new shared Eighth Year common room, and Harry’s sexuality, and these pesky dreams he keeps having about a blond man pushing him into things…