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He should've told him. Or he should've quit. Or he should've said something. Or he should've stopped it. Or he should've done something. Or he should've said anything.
Or. Or. Or.
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29 Nov 2025
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11/29/25 really good morally questionable bond you just gotta hope Draco actually did love Harry 😭
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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter assumed they would never be anything but civil enemies, until Potter lands on Malfoy's doorstep, bleeding, covered in curses, and acting very strangely indeed.
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22 Nov 2025
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time turner loop good asf good characterization 11/22/25
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They were birds of a feather, he and Draco: the pathetic bastards in love and apart.
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19 Nov 2025
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11/18/25 really good on and off marriages just knowing it’s always them
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Getting Even by Achilles [archived by ISF_Archivist]
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2015
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Harry puts Draco in an embarrassing situation. Draco plots revenge.
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- Part 1 of Getting Even
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Draco wears his white blond hair long, just like his father. Harry meets him at Madam Malkin’s shop, thinks he’s a very pretty girl, and instantly has a crush.
Draco Malfoy is not a girl. In fact, no one in this fic is gender-swapped. Harry’s just really bad at picking up gender cues in the wizarding world.
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A work exploring the events that took place before the calamity- detailing Link's chaotic ascendance into the royal guard, his first meetings with each of the champions, Zelda, and the people who raised him. [Complete!]
"Link tossed the sword down. It stayed upright, embedded into the dirt and mud. He wanted to tell her just how desperately he’d wanted to reject it and put it back into its pedestal. The way he ran and lied, and was still lying. King Rhoam was the one who insisted the truth be buried, but Link didn’t utter a word of protest. He may have come clean, but he had no intention of coming clean to all of Hyrule.
He felt he didn’t owe Hyrule anything.But the question remained, just how much did he owe Zelda?"
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03 Jan 2025
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So much for Craig being asexual.
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30 Dec 2024
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roses, wisteria, and royal bluebells by coffeecatsme for railmedaddy, ifyoustay
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
03 Aug 2022
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If you could have anything in the world, anything at all, what would it be?
Alexander Claremont-Diaz has clawed his way into Hollywood despite all the hurdles in his way, and now he's starring in his dream movie—a queer romcom adapted from one of his favorite books, Roses, Wisteria, and Royal Bluebells. However, he barely has the chance to be excited before he finds out who his costar is. The privileged, white, bigoted Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor.
The last thing Alex wants is to be associated with Henry more than he already has to, but a fateful interview and a few choice words against Henry turns him into enemy number one in Hollywood. To fix it, he has to pretend to be Henry's best friend and show the entire world his comments were nothing but friendly banter. However, as he gets inevitably tangled up in Henry's life, he realizes not everything is as it seems, and Henry might be hiding his own demons that might change everything.
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- Part 1 of lights, camera, action
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23 Dec 2024
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“My brother is getting married,” George says flatly.
Alex blinks in surprise. “Like your twin brother?”
George makes a face, “No. God no. Phillip.”
“The boring one?”
“That’s not the word I’d use to describe him,” George says darkly. “But, yes. And I’ve been ‘cordially invited’ - a.k.a summoned - across the pond to participate in engagement festivities.”
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Henry has a twin called George (yeah, you know who I'm referring to). George up and left London two years ago to New York where he met and befriended our favourite chaotic bisexual disaster, Alex Claremont-Diaz. Now, Philip is engaged and George's attendance is required at the festivities. The only upside is he's allowed a plus-one. Enter Alex, fake-dating, and a pretty blonde twin that takes Alex by surprise.
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- Part 5 of Alex POV
- Part 1 of George Fox mention!
- Part 3 of 0npurpose multichaps
- Part 1 of in every universe
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19 Dec 2024
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Number Eight: The Shield
In which the eighth Hargreeves keeps the family from being completely dysfunctional.
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- Part 1 of i know you'll be by my side
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27 Sep 2024
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Rule #1: Don't Get Caught by gleefulfoxes
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
20 Apr 2024
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“D’you worry about me, Fox?”
“I get paid to worry about you.” Henry tries to keep his voice level, but he knows it betrays too much. His knuckles are going white.
“No, you get paid to take a bullet for me.” Alex cocks his head up in a challenge and leans in closer. “That panic in your eyes, you don’t get paid for that, sweetheart.” His breath brushes Henry’s lips and his hands settle on his hips.
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Or a bodyguard Henry fic i started writing based on a tweet and has gained a mind of its own
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19 Sep 2024
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When a weekend with Harry gets purchased at a Bachelor charity auction by Malfoy, he's sure the trip is going to be filled with disaster.
And it is. It really is.
Just... maybe not in the ways he thought.
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AirBnB My Baby by indomitablelove for clottedcreamfudge
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
22 Dec 2022
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Alex grips his hand on the poker again. “Who the fuck are you?” he asks through gritted, chattering teeth. “And why do you have a key?” His mind is spinning a thousand miles an hour. What if this guy is a former guest who had his own key cut? What if he’s been waiting to pounce after seeing Alex arrive alone? What if he actually was working with Shaan?
"Oh, fuck," he says. The word sounds different in his mouth, like it’s something new, crisp and barely used, not like it does coming from Alex’s mouth – well-worn, with an alarming frequency. Something seems to dawn on the man. Alex really, really wishes that he’d bring him up to speed. “Right,” he says, “yes. My name is Henry, this is… well, my house and I think I’ve monumentally cocked up.”
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After June and Nora's flight gets grounded in the snow, Alex ends up at the holiday cottage they booked alone. He gets an unexpected visitor in the night. Then they get snowed in together. -
religion's in your lips (even if it's a false god) by coffeecatsme for railmedaddy, ifyoustay
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
30 Jan 2022
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“You seriously never heard of Henry?”
Alex feels defensive. “Should I have?” he asks, and the guy stares at him for another second before a laugh escapes his lips.
“Well, rumor has it he’s turned multiple people here gay.”
Or, 5 times Henry brings a guy home and 1 time he doesn't have to.
Or, Henry is a rumored sex god, Alex is his roommate, and he's jealous of everyone Henry brings through the front door.
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01 Apr 2024
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“Okay. I’m saying this for your own good, Stan. I think Kenny likes you.”
Stan snorts in patent disbelief.
“I think Kenny likes you so much that it freaks him out. I think he wants to jump your bones, but he’s scared of losing you, so he needs an excuse. We’re going to give him one.”
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23 Jan 2024
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so good characters were actually in character for once
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just a figure of speech by congee4lunch
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
02 Jan 2024
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“Like I said: Alphas really don’t know how to fuck.”
“And like I said,” Alex sets down his mug and steps closer to Henry. “I can fuck and I know how to fuck you so well, you’ll see stars, baby.”
henry, an omega, hasn’t had good sex in a long time. as his alpha roommate and friend, alex can help with that. in a totally platonic bro way, of course.
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20 Jan 2024
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“By the time Kenny McCormick was in his first year of middle school, he had long since become jaded towards the thought of death.”
Kenny has resigned himself to an eternity of death and revival with no one to remember his suffering, but all it takes to break down the walls he put up is Stan and Kyle suddenly confessing to having memories that they shouldn’t have.
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I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In by doeyedgirlyevil
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
23 Dec 2023
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There he stood. Frozen. In the presence of a man who Henry was willing to swear before Queen and country, under pain of death, was the single most beautiful person on the face of the planet, and possibly several galaxies beyond. A man who possessed the kind of magnetic pull that could persuade Henry to believe in a Catholic God. A man Henry needed to get at least 800 kilometres away from before he caused an international scandal in a tea room at Kensington Palace.
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Henry has a new equerry. And he's too hot for Henry's fragile, gay heart to handle. (AKA the Alex as Henry's equerry AU that I'm sure someone asked for)- Language:
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11 Jan 2024
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get him alone by congee4lunch
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
05 Nov 2023
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Alex looks at him, like Henry’s a speck of dirt on his pristine chinos. “Why would June send you to check up on me?”
“Because I’m her best friend and you’re her brother?”
“I always said she has bad taste.”
“Well,” Henry smiles. It feels as placid on his face as it probably looks. “I would say the same thing, but family doesn’t account for one’s taste, unfortunately.”
in which henry fox is june’s childhood best friend and alex claremont-diaz is june’s younger brother. as the years pass, they tolerate each other at best and are downright destructive at worst. until they begin falling into each other's beds.
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27 Dec 2023
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Kenny is a pervert and Butters is his not so innocent plaything that he quickly starts to fall for. Between school, taking care if his little sister, Death, and the "usual small town bullshit", Kenny starts to struggle.
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Kenny McCormick starts to realize there's more than just South Park. More to his neighbors and friends than he knew possible. He used to be alone, but now he starts to realize he's not so special.
Plot with porn?
It's deeper than it sounds. I'm bad at Summaries.