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Once Upon a Contract by I_Got_Lost
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Jun 2026
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In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.- Language:
- English
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14 Dec 2025
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Point Oh Oh Six by Azure_K_Mello
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
23 Jul 2023
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What if Tony Stark found out he was going to be a dad at the end of Iron Man and got therapy so that he wouldn't make Howard's mistakes?
What if he met the Avengers and said, "Might I suggest therapy?"
What if everyone made healthy choices and supported one another?
There is a point oh oh six percent chance that a condom and the pill will still end up with a pregnancy and — in a world where Tony Stark decided to be a dad — everyone wins.
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22 Aug 2025
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Severus Snape and the House of Slytherin by seekeronthepath
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Apr 2026
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09 Mar 2025
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The Traitor's Crown Is Set With Whispering Stars by KlarionTheWizard for jessirana24
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
10 Apr 2022
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In many universes, the Axxilan Anti-Pirate Fleet is so busy mopping up the remnants of the scum turned up by the Clone Wars that they don’t take much notice of the regime change (the Republic didn’t have much use for a little backwater in it’s final days and the Empire didn’t have much use for it in their early days). Then they’re too busy with the crop of slavers that Empire allows to flourish that they don’t realize that the Empire is actually deliberately responsible for most of it.
In this one, Firmus Piett arrests a smuggler named Chi Chuchi during Order 66.
(And from there, everything changes.)
Or:
Firmus Piett is a rebel spy in the Empire. Firmus Piett has just been named Emperor after the death of Palpatine. Oh dear.
Series
- Part 21 of A Long Time Ago in a Multiverse Far Far Away
- Part 3 of A Word From You (Inspires a Thousand Tales)
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16 Dec 2022
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I'm Not A Simple Man (And I Sail I Haunted Ship) by KlarionTheWizard for RMWrites
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
16 May 2022
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In every universe, it is a very baffling life to be a rank and file trooper on the Executor. There are Sith temper tantrums, officers who are made near cryptidic by scuttlebutt (did you hear Piett tore out a wookie’s throat with his teeth?), and odd little inconsistencies and behaviors of the ship itself.
Piett can be seen addressing himself to flickering ceiling lights, Darth Vader is enigmatic and ominous, and Veers has been compared many times to an Arkanian cockroach. All of this is op spec aboard the Executor.
But even by these standards, this universe is… a bit odd.
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Lieutenant Hakal almost slams into General Veers in a darkened hallway at three in the morning. The General's face is lit from below by the datapad in his hands. In the low lighting, his eyes seem to glitter oddly.
Veers stops and stares at him for a long moment, unblinking.
“Sir?” Hakal asks tentatively.
“I think my skin is vibrating,” the General says calmly.
“...What the kark sir.”
“I’ve had twelve cups of caf in the last hour.” He’s still staring.
Bookmarked by yeahyoursisbetterprobably
16 Dec 2022