14 Bookmarks by yeahyoursisbetterprobably
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Once Upon a Contract by I_Got_Lost
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Jun 2026
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In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 178,287
- Chapters:
- 39/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,798
- Kudos:
- 6,225
- Bookmarks:
- 2,443
- Hits:
- 166,284
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14 Dec 2025
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Point Oh Oh Six by Azure_K_Mello
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
23 Jul 2023
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What if Tony Stark found out he was going to be a dad at the end of Iron Man and got therapy so that he wouldn't make Howard's mistakes?
What if he met the Avengers and said, "Might I suggest therapy?"
What if everyone made healthy choices and supported one another?
There is a point oh oh six percent chance that a condom and the pill will still end up with a pregnancy and — in a world where Tony Stark decided to be a dad — everyone wins.
- Words:
- 446,253
- Works:
- 20
- Bookmarks:
- 535
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22 Aug 2025
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Severus Snape and the House of Slytherin by seekeronthepath
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Apr 2026
- Words:
- 140,076
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 2,873
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09 Mar 2025
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The Traitor's Crown Is Set With Whispering Stars by KlarionTheWizard for jessirana24
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
10 Apr 2022
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In many universes, the Axxilan Anti-Pirate Fleet is so busy mopping up the remnants of the scum turned up by the Clone Wars that they don’t take much notice of the regime change (the Republic didn’t have much use for a little backwater in it’s final days and the Empire didn’t have much use for it in their early days). Then they’re too busy with the crop of slavers that Empire allows to flourish that they don’t realize that the Empire is actually deliberately responsible for most of it.
In this one, Firmus Piett arrests a smuggler named Chi Chuchi during Order 66.
(And from there, everything changes.)
Or:
Firmus Piett is a rebel spy in the Empire. Firmus Piett has just been named Emperor after the death of Palpatine. Oh dear.
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- Part 21 of A Long Time Ago in a Multiverse Far Far Away
- Part 3 of A Word From You (Inspires a Thousand Tales)
Bookmarked by yeahyoursisbetterprobably
16 Dec 2022
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I'm Not A Simple Man (And I Sail I Haunted Ship) by KlarionTheWizard for RMWrites
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
16 May 2022
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In every universe, it is a very baffling life to be a rank and file trooper on the Executor. There are Sith temper tantrums, officers who are made near cryptidic by scuttlebutt (did you hear Piett tore out a wookie’s throat with his teeth?), and odd little inconsistencies and behaviors of the ship itself.
Piett can be seen addressing himself to flickering ceiling lights, Darth Vader is enigmatic and ominous, and Veers has been compared many times to an Arkanian cockroach. All of this is op spec aboard the Executor.
But even by these standards, this universe is… a bit odd.
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Lieutenant Hakal almost slams into General Veers in a darkened hallway at three in the morning. The General's face is lit from below by the datapad in his hands. In the low lighting, his eyes seem to glitter oddly.
Veers stops and stares at him for a long moment, unblinking.
“Sir?” Hakal asks tentatively.
“I think my skin is vibrating,” the General says calmly.
“...What the kark sir.”
“I’ve had twelve cups of caf in the last hour.” He’s still staring.
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16 Dec 2022
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Civil Wars, Whistleblower Tactics, Schematic Drafting, And The Finer Points Of Sith Adoption: The Essential How-To Guide For The Engineering Jedi by Jackdaw_Kraai
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Jul 2024
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When Luke Skywalker—operating under the name of Luke Lars—accepts a job offer from none other than Darth Vader to become the next Head Engineer aboard his flagship, The Executor, a.k.a. The Lady, he hardly expected his life to take as much of a turn as it did.
Learning how to navigate his way through the microcosm of culture that is the Lady, Luke finds that life is far from quiet in his new home. Friendships and rivalries are made, inventions and politics throw everything into disarray, and throughout it all, Luke and Vader slowly find themselves drawn closer to each other, much to the relief and awe of many of the Lady's crewmembers.
Follow our favorite engineer from the twin suns as he goes from strangers, to friends, to adoptive family with his mysterious new mentor, and changes the face of the galaxy forever in the process. There are mysteries about the past to be unraveled, inventions to be made, wars to be fought, and family bonds to be forged in the fires of revolution and rebellion.
They say that Darth Vader has no heart, that the Empire and its Emperor are eternal, that the Jedi are dead and gone, and that nothing will ever change.
"They" have obviously never met Luke Skywalker before.
- Words:
- 743,026
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 4,209
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30 Oct 2022
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The Ransom of the House of Fëanor by EirianErisdar
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
18 Jul 2021
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Maglor goes to war for a final time, the eternal darkness looms, and Elrond bargains with the Valar for the ransom of the House of Fëanor.
In which fathers give up everything for their sons, and their sons offer everything in return; title, name, and fëa. Or, the one where Maglor believes he is destined for eternal darkness, and Elrond politely says otherwise.
Series
- Part 1 of The Ever-Fixéd Star
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 98,036
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 778
- Kudos:
- 2,715
- Bookmarks:
- 875
- Hits:
- 78,322
Bookmarked by yeahyoursisbetterprobably
15 Oct 2021
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Costume and Armour of the Peoples of Arda by Wordspin
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Nov 2016
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An in-depth look into the dress of the peoples of Arda.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,172
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 26
- Kudos:
- 70
- Bookmarks:
- 39
- Hits:
- 1,441
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13 Oct 2021
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Two young Vikings. An arranged marriage. Hiccup always wanted to win the girl of his dreams, but not like this. Now he and Astrid must learn to live together and maybe one day, learn to love…
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 97,537
- Chapters:
- 48/48
- Comments:
- 989
- Kudos:
- 3,922
- Bookmarks:
- 865
- Hits:
- 161,772
Bookmarked by yeahyoursisbetterprobably
31 Mar 2019
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How to Train Your Space Dragon by catch_you_later
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
02 Feb 2020
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Hiccup is on a regular check-up and research flight at the new space station, when something unexpected happens.
Aka Toothless the Space Dragon and Hiccup the Astronaut Who Found Him
Bookmarked by yeahyoursisbetterprobably
22 Mar 2019
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The Dragon Rider by Jetflyer
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
13 Jul 2020
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Tony's family was gone, he was stranded on a miserable rock laughingly called an island populated with Vikings, and he was pinned beneath the paw of one of the most dangerous creatures on the planet.
That was how Tony met his best friend, and the one who would stand by him through anything. Whether it be a dragon the size of a mountain, palladium poisoning, an alien invasion, or a group of superheros who always takes Toothless's favorite perches.HTTYD mixed with the Avengers.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 202,298
- Chapters:
- 49/?
- Comments:
- 1,178
- Kudos:
- 2,575
- Bookmarks:
- 587
- Hits:
- 60,052
Bookmarked by yeahyoursisbetterprobably
19 Mar 2019
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Unplanned Expeditions by ObsessiveOddball
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon), Danny Phantom
25 Mar 2021
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Danny Fenton just wants some time to relax, unfortunately the universe has other plans. Falling through a portal into a world full of dragons is only the start of his problems.
Clockwork seems to know what’s going on, but communication issues abound and it’ll take a lot of work from everyone involved to get all the facts. Add in Danny’s fear of sharing his secret, and things get a whole lot harder.
Or: Danny takes an unexpected trip to the HTTYD verse and has to deal with it, for better or for worse.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,138
- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 444
- Kudos:
- 1,327
- Bookmarks:
- 320
- Hits:
- 20,289
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15 Mar 2019
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Bookmarked by yeahyoursisbetterprobably
13 Mar 2019
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Seven fifty a month. Average rent for a one-bedroom in downtown Berk runs about eleven hundred a month if you don’t want to live above a club or a subway station or dog kennel, which Astrid doesn’t, so she’s willing to deal with a lot for this seven fifty a month. But a lot, even as a vague concept, still has boundaries. Boundaries that loom ever closer with every kitchen cabinet she opens to find bare and empty space instead of bed bugs or black mold or a secretly cemented in shrine to Tom Brady or Cthulhu.
The closet isn’t a walk-in, but it’s clean, and the landlord will let her set her own rent schedule. Hell, it’s quiet because neighbors both up and downstairs are renting on airbnb from out of state, so she basically has this whole side of the building to herself. Most of her few boxes are almost fully unpacked when she finally starts to come around to the idea that sometimes when things seem too good to be true, it might just be because they are that good.
And that’s when the bright red laser dot appears on the light fixture on the kitchen ceiling.
Series
- Part 1 of Ripped
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 150,988
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Comments:
- 407
- Kudos:
- 915
- Bookmarks:
- 192
- Hits:
- 27,293
Bookmarked by yeahyoursisbetterprobably
12 Mar 2019
