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Guess who’s back, back again. Beks is back, tell a friend. Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back…
Stories I just can’t. Stop. Rereading.
Good heavens, release me from this enchanting purgatory at once, you fiendish authors.
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“Consider how this looks. The Senju proposes peace at the height of their power. The Uchiha, already losing, don’t have the resources to match the Senju. If the Senju provides us with food and armour, the Uchiha must become subordinate. Is that what you think of as peace, Senju? Over at the Uchiha compound, we call that subjugation by the most powerful.”
“It seems that there is only one possible solution: the Senju must choose a symbol to subjugate itself to the Uchiha to balance out the scales. For that role, I volunteer myself.”
The wise ones know: fires can warm and not burn; and rivers, if given strength and permission, will carve the land.
(Or, the one in which Tobirama becomes Madara’s concubine, and peace is won and held through neither power nor love, but food, water, clothes, and medicine.)
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Bookmarked by Biisaiyowaq
02 Oct 2026
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Love me a good unhinged good-sibling fic. Especially an unhinged hashirama one, my compliments to the chef.
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A Laughing Matter by LaughingWombat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
09 Feb 2024
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Kakashi is reborn as the product of a drunken one-night stand between Aizawa and Ms. Joke. Mistakes were made, and Kakashi was definitely one of them. Still, Aizawa has to figure out how to treat him like a son instead of a student.
Kakashi isn't sure about this arrangement either. Sure his new Mom was annoying, but this guy is depressed. Does he really want to deal with a depressed father again? Not really. It would probably be better for both of them if Kakashi ended this facade of bonding and head back to his Mom's house.
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Clark is an aquatic mammal trainer at the Metropolis Aquarium, and Bruce is their very unruly new resident. Clark doesn't realise that Bruce is only the first of many mers that are going to live in the Aquarium. He also doesn't realise that he may kinda sorta fall in love with being part of this pod.
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See no truth, hear no truth, speak no truth by Violent_entertainment
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
11 May 2023
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“Do…” Robin trailed off, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, sending the cape swishing slightly, before starting again, a veneer of determination plastered over the unsurety. “Do you know what happened?”
'To me?' The words hung in the air unspoken.
Jason has a lot of answers to that question, none of them truthful.
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- Part 1 of Ghost Tim Drake
Bookmarked by Biisaiyowaq
11 Dec 2025
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Quite literally the most haunting, melancholy story I’ve ever found on here. Spectacular.
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bury the dead where they're found by bugbee, cassiopeia721, liverobinreaction (bugbee)
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
14 Apr 2024
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Tim Drake is incapable of dying.
He doesn’t exactly tell anyone this.
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14 Jul 2025
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Fantastic character interactions between Tim, Jason, Cass and Steph. Particularly in the 2nd work.