PHM's Whumpay 2026
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one. Caught In An Explosion by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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My ears are ringing. My brain is shaking around in my head and making that noise against the inside of my skull. I need to sit still.
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- Part 1 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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two. Passing Out From Pain by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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Rocky doesn't let me work if I'm on painkillers. He's kind of right not to, they make me stupid, really stupid, slow and dumb. It's been over a week that I haven't taken any, and I've gotten used to it okay.
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- Part 2 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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three. Feed A Cold, Starve A Fever by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
29 May 2026
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Ava raises her hand. "Mr. Grace?" I love when my students are engaged and ask questions, and I really try to keep that momentum in my classroom. I nod to her to go ahead. "My grandma said that you're supposed to feed a cold and starve a fever. What does that mean?"
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- Part 3 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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four. Coughing Up Blood (and other stuff) by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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I just got the soot out of Rocky's radiator organ. I felt proud of all the engineering I did this time and now I hope it was enough to save my friend. It will be, it has to be, I've said to myself. All that confidence, though, drains out of me the moment I get to sit down.
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- Part 4 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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five. "Look at me. Deep breaths." by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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"Good morning. You wake up now?" Talking to me, her voice is light and bright. I guess, I mean to nod but it's just my head shifting against the bed I'm on. Not very pronounced movement, and I don't actually want to be awake until I realize, again, that I'm having trouble speaking and it bothers me enough this time to stick around to work on it.
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- Part 5 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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six. Part 1 of Self-Surgery/Reopened Wound/Hurting to Help by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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I don't know that humans even know the feeling of food sitting heavy inside of you. I last ate 81600 seconds ago, after which I slept for 38800 seconds. When I woke up, I soon noticed that something in my body was not right.
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- Part 6 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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seven. Part 2 of Self-Surgery/Reopened Wound/Hurting to Help by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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I haven't asked to watch Rocky eat again since that first time. Now he just tells me when he goes to eat, and I know about how long it takes him to then come watch him sleep after. His breathing hard and fast in the first few minutes no longer worries me, as I know what is going on, and that was that last night too.
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- Part 7 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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eight. Medical Emergency/Appendicitis by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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I sit in the desk chair in Stratt's office. It swivels as she moves from my right side over to my left. Her fingers press against my wrist. I shiver, she has cold hands.
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- Part 8 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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nine. Near Death Experience by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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The Hail Mary was never meant to last this long in deep outer space. We're almost three years into our trip to Erid and a lot has come up that needs to be repaired, constantly. Ironically, Rocky, the genius engineer that he is, can't do much of the fixing himself.
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- Part 9 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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ten. Adrenaline Crash by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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My heart hammers in my chest. I slam the airlock shut behind me after all but crawling inside the ship. I almost just died out there! Not a tragic, sudden death, but the thought of floating out into the lone darkness of space as the Hail Mary disappears from my eyes grabbed me by the throat.
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- Part 10 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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eleven. Withdrawal/Accidentally Hurting A Friend by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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No more painkillers, I told myself, I want want want to work, badly. Repeating a word means extreme emphasis, Rocky and I had agreed early on. It's exactly what I said to him when I decided to stop cold turkey for the sake of working.
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- Part 11 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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twelve. "No one is coming to save you." by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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A few minutes ago I told Stratt to shove off. My last moments on Earth, I don't want them to be with someone I'll hate forever. Even so, I thought I would have more time. I startle when the door clinks to unlock and swings open once more, and two guards and a doctor come in.
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- Part 12 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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thirteen. Trauma Reveal by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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Some part of the way on our trip to Erid, I get it into my head to confess to Rocky how I came to be on the Hail Mary. After all that I've been able to and decided to do out here, even as I stand there, and still so angry at Stratt for making me go in the way that I did, I'm still so ashamed that I didn't volunteer to save Earth.
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- Part 13 of PHM's Whumpay 2026
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fourteen. Stress-Induced Illness by 14027
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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I'm not drinking enough. I know, I should drink more because I'm not getting as much fluids as I need, as I would get from food, from the Taumoeba. However, as we're getting closer and closer to Erid, I also need to ration my water. Between the maximum capacity of the water tanks aboard the Hail Mary and the small amount that's still lost through my sweat and evaporation during the recycling, I just can't make any allowances.
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- Part 14 of PHM's Whumpay 2026

