Acorn's Seasonal Skirmish: Seasoning Skirmish Works
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Anti-Pastoral for Twenty-Faced Pathogen by Apprehensive_Acorn
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
16 Jun 2026
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He's sick. He must be.
He doesn't feel upset about it. His hands clench and unclench. He wants to fight something; another monster, another Boko. He doesn't care.
He hadn't known he was violent. It takes a while to place it as violent. He doesn't feel well. Everything sounds muted. His body feels light and heavy, a flag salt-enshrouded and wind-battered. He does not like it.
He can deal with it.
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Hylia's Monster wakes ill.
Link finds the core of himself.
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He sits in a dark back room, the air conditioner rattling like something deeply wounded, and bites his nails. Claws. What his hands are becoming. The soft, gentle green bleeding to black bleeding to red, yellow, orange, green, purple, blue. He sits in a dark back room, the air conditioner rattling like something deeply wounded, and bites his nails. Claws. What his hands are becoming. The soft, gentle green bleeding to black bleeding to red, yellow, orange, green, purple, blue.
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Dandy twists. Dandy untwists. Dandy is the same as he's always been, but something's changed.
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Let me preface this quickly: you are perhaps so-so, perhaps foolish, perhaps something not dissimilar to being optimistic.
You have always been obsessed with plants.
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5 plants you dream about + 1 that actually kills you
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There is the chatter that exists outside.
There is the chatter that the Lamb invites into themself, willingly, as method of reward, as method of penance.
No great thing has ever been infallible.
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The Lamb is possessed. You shouldn’t be concerned.
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Sakura and Sasuke make dinner for him.
Dusk splays its deep watery blues over the world, its feathers breaching even the windows of Naruto's old, small, dingy apartment. The one he's lived in for more years than this body he's in has been alive. The one with the dingy yellow lighting, the poor excuse of a living room, cluttered beside the dining room and the kitchen like a small animal.
He's fourteen. Allegedly. Since yesterday.
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Team 7 go back in time.
They are still the people they used to be.
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Ichoris Carnis by Apprehensive_Acorn
Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox), Vita Carnis (Web Series)
26 Jun 2026
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Dyle does his best, but sometimes, things get in with his shipments.
Hungry things, invasive things.
Nonsensical, inconsequential, foolish things.
And though he does his best to cull them, after all of that, things can still get through. Sometimes. Only sometimes.
But enough times.
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5 times it was just how things were + 1 time it couldn't be
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You are a small and sought after creature, awash in a world of color that does not care for the amount of red you can make for it. You are pressing your palms to your wounded flesh and you are breathing softly, steadily, in puffs of air and all manner of things that make you overheat, tasting blood, feeling thirsty.
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Before the Lamb was caught, they were hunted.
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Miracles are Often Inconvenient by Apprehensive_Acorn
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
29 Jun 2026
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In Darkwood, they collapse.
Their breathing is slow and rationed. Their chest is heavy, like their heart is deadened or—even worse—a ticking metal apparatus, thumping its long, drawn out last, right beneath their fingertips.
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5 times the Lamb mourns themself + 1 time the Lamb mourns who they could have been
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Eventually, they tire themselves out, flopping down into a shaded corner together, piled on top of each other like leaves, grooming each other's fur messily.
It's a moment after Squirrelkit nearly chokes on Marigoldkit's long, draping fur that Thistlekit raises, "y'think we could sneak out?"
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Four kits escape camp, just to be found safe and sound in a patch of alliums.
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Kris has a hand on the page—holding it steady with a familiarity they do not recognize in themself—and the other wrapped around a red, red pen the soul had scrounged around the house for the moment it'd realized itself in their body.
The first thing the soul does to Kris is force them to draw.
Clean, swooping, elegant lines. Slowly, they begin to recognize its shape.
A red, red rose.
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The Soul has an obsession.
Unfortunately for Kris, they have one too now.
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A confusion so thick you forget forgetting by Apprehensive_Acorn
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
02 Jul 2026
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Her name is Yngya, that she is aware of.
She is a lamb. Her nails are black, blunt, and thick. Her hooves click when she walks over stone, as do the hooves of others she is familiar with, the synonymous members of her flock.
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Consequences are not the sort of thing that melts.
Yngya's memories are as clouds; forever perpetually transient.
But she will always feel like she's failed somehow.
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Thy Name Be a Sanctuary by Apprehensive_Acorn
Fandoms: Warriors - Erin Hunter, Original Work, Unspecified Fandom
15 Jul 2026
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When she was a kit, she hid behind her mother. Even when the soul of her was gone, the body persisted. For a time.
Forced to brave the winds of the mountain, she leans into what she resists.
It grows in her heart, until it bursts from her mouth.
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Five who are cats who are twolegs who are butterflies + One group that is a clan that is a flutter
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