DNA Guarantee
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Meaningless words went straight to your head by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
27 Jun 2026
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“You can’t keep doing this!” Raph yelled. Leo scoffed.
“Being responsible is your thing, Raph-a-doodle!” Leo said, twirling around carelessly.
Leo and Raph get into a fight a bit after Leo becomes leader.
Part one of my DNA Guarantee series bc that song drives me insane (in a good way)
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- Part 1 of DNA Guarantee
- Part 9 of Hazel's (mostly) canon-complient rottmnt future, past, and present
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“Ya can’t just boss us around!” Raph yelled. Leo was so tired of this routine.
Raph and Leo fight the day before he leaves for South America
Part two of my DNA Guarantee series because this song drives me insane
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- Part 2 of DNA Guarantee
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Go beat that horse 'til it's long past dead by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
27 Jun 2026
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Raph wondered why Splinter tried.
Part three of my DNA Guarantee series bc that song drives me insane
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- Part 3 of DNA Guarantee
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 206
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 141
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Just a little snippet of 2007 Leo and her issues. Idk how close to canon this is but it was kind of fun to write.
Part four of my DNA Guarantee series bc that song drives me insane
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- Part 4 of DNA Guarantee
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I'll shut the door if you shut your mouth by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
28 Jun 2026
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A very telling fight from Casey’s childhood.
Part five of my DNA Guarantee series bc that song drives me insane
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- Part 5 of DNA Guarantee
- Part 1 of Hazel's (mostly) canon-complient rottmnt future, past, and present
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Go drain me of my love until I'm long past drought by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (Movie 2023)
28 Jun 2026
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“Superfly!” Wingut exclaimed, and said mutant turned to look at his younger sister, only ten now. She had been six when she mutated, or at least mentally so. Even then, that was by human standards.
“What is it, little bug?” Superfly smiled down at her and she grinned.
“I found a book! Can you teach me how to read?”
Wingut’s relationship with Superfly, and some insight on their lives before.
Part six of my DNA guarantee series because that song drives me insane
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- Part 6 of DNA Guarantee
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I was never your baby by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
30 Jun 2026
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Rain beat down on the car as it drove through the New York streets.
How Casey joined the Foot
“Yes, please.”
Part seven of my DNA guarantee series because that song drives me insane
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- Part 7 of DNA Guarantee
- Part 2 of Hazel's (mostly) canon-complient rottmnt future, past, and present
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 532
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 27
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I was only just a maybe by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
30 Jun 2026
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Casey hated how the new Shredder’s voice was desperate. She hated how her voice was sad. She hated how her voice sounded caring.
Part eight of my DNA guarantee series because that song drives me insane
(I HIGHLY recommend you read the others with Casey in this series first; They are: I'll shut the door if you shut your mouth and I was never your baby. Technically this works as a stand alone--as I hope all my fics in this series do--but with context it's better imo. I also think reading this first and then the earlier ones after it works too but the first ones are important)
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- Part 8 of DNA Guarantee
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 606
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 24
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Everything you hate about me by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
30 Jun 2026
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“I have raised you, I have clothed you, I have put a roof over your head and made you my heir. And this is how you repay me? No, Frida. You owe me everything, including your life.”
Takes place in between the show and movie, there’s context but I think it’s more impactful without.
Part nine of my DNA guarantee series because that song drives me insane
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- Part 9 of DNA Guarantee
- Part 3 of Frida 🌻 💚 💛
- Part 8 of Hazel's (mostly) canon-complient rottmnt future, past, and present
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 536
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 29
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Was a cruel sick DNA guarentee by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
30 Jun 2026
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“You knew.” Big Mama paused, stiffening as she walked towards her desk. Frida wished she could see her face. She wanted to know what she thought, even if she had a poker face. Frida needed some detail. Some assurance that Big Mama felt anything.
Part ten of my DNA guarantee series because that song drives me insane
Series
- Part 10 of DNA Guarantee
- Part 4 of Frida 🌻 💚 💛
- Part 12 of Hazel's (mostly) canon-complient rottmnt future, past, and present
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 422
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 38
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Childlike mother and a motherly child by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
30 Jun 2026
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When they were very young, Splinter was present in the best way he could be. His 100% was not very great, but he still gave it. He still tried.
Raphael seemed to have tried harder.
Part eleven of my DNA guarantee series because that song drives me insane
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- Part 11 of DNA Guarantee
- Part 3 of Hazel's (mostly) canon-complient rottmnt future, past, and present
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Child like it's mother (like mother like child) by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
30 Jun 2026
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Lotus followed her mother without question.
Part twelve of my DNA guarantee series because that song drives me insane
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- Part 12 of DNA Guarantee
- Part 16 of Hazel's (mostly) canon-complient rottmnt future, past, and present
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 615
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 29
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Too alike to love each other more than acceptably mild by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
10 Jul 2026
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If you asked Leo, he would say that he’s Splinter’s least favorite.
If you asked Splinter, he would say he loved all his songs equally, but found it hardest to spend time with Leo.
Part thirteen of my DNA guarantee series because that song drives me insane
Series
- Part 13 of DNA Guarantee
- Part 11 of Hazel's (mostly) canon-complient rottmnt future, past, and present
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 342
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 129
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When it ended Splinter flicked through the channels and the news came on. Apparently it was discussing gay people and their fight for rights. Mikey tensed slightly, a far cry from his previously relaxed position. Leo felt himself paying more attention. Not on the TV, but on his father.
Splinter glared at the TV. “Honestly, some people.”
Part fourteen of my DNA guarantee series because that song drives me insane
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- Part 14 of DNA Guarantee
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Fight like wolves but flee like birds by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
13 Jul 2026
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Lotus brought her sword down, and Casey blocked it easily with her metal hockey stick.
Part fifteen of my DNA guarantee series because that song drives me insane
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- Part 15 of DNA Guarantee
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 565
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 27
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We're from the same pack but from rivaling herds by Hazellilies
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
13 Jul 2026
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She had never wanted her family more than now.
Part sixteen of my DNA guarantee series because that song drives me insane
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- Part 16 of DNA Guarantee
- Part 15 of Hazel's (mostly) canon-complient rottmnt future, past, and present
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 159
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 34