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Can you even call this psychosis I didn't even get a real answer for it. by maybenaomi
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
12 Nov 2025
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Captain goes through psychosis and almost kills herself
yeahhhhh another vent fic about you guessed it the time I went through psychosis!!!!
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- Part 2 of captain 3 vent fics yah
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- English
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- 1,071
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- 1/1
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- 2
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agent 3 snaps and ruins everything with her friends and feels like a stupid piece of shit
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me venting about everything that managed to happen under a year 😹😹😹
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- Part 1 of captain 3 vent fics yah
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Agent Four has always been on the sideline, supporting others and doing her own thing. But they don't know about the support she really needs.
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Agent-2: This is the dedicated New New Squidbeak Splatoon and associates chat, so please keep the content only work related.
Neo3: yes maam understood
agentFUN: oh mar
agentFUN: anyways what be happening in everyones lives
Agent-2: Callie, no.The Captain makes the mistake of creating a group chat for the NNSS. Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 1 of The Splat Chat and Other Stories (V2)
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The New Squidbeak Splatoon plan a day to relax together and go to a club, but the Captain is mysteriously MIA. The music is good and Agent 3 can’t help but think the DJ looks familiar.
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Things The Squidbeak Splatoon Are No Longer Alowed To Do by Lumakid100, Shirou_Kikos
Fandoms: Splatoon
09 Sep 2025
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And now, we have a Skippy's List for Splatoon.
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- Part 1 of The Squidbeak Splatoon are all Gremlins
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A Hero is Needed, Once Again, For the First Time. (Rewritten) by SplatatSplatoon
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
22 Aug 2025
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A rewrite of an older fic that I never ended up finishing. Lots of things will change, but the plot is still there, Captain finds that 8 is missing and proceeds to look for her, now here’s an updated version of the original summary:
Captain is living peacefully with their girlfriend, 8, but when she goes missing, they must don the captain’s hat for the first time and end up getting caught up once again in a plan to save the world. So with the help of a few new friends, Captain is able to be the hero the world needs, one. last. time.
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- Part 2 of Splatoon AU
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- English
- Words:
- 605
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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A collection of drabbles and snippets of the same crack ship, plus some extras! It's mostly centered around Captain and Ourelia though. Most other ships are mentioned, but that doesn't mean they'll just be blown past. Team Rocket, New York Lesbian Death Punch and Old Man Fish Yaoi will be treated with the utmost respect in this establishment.
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- Part 3 of A Thousand Hues (Splatoon Stuff)
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Anki is a broke-ass college student at Inkblot Art Academy who needs a job, but when she accepts a job at a local daycare, she has no idea what she's in for. The kids are chaotic and the days are... Interesting, but she's willing to try her best, even if she ends up getting swept into some crazy spy group's operations.
Or; a ragtag bunch of inkfish try to keep a bunch of chaotic children alive, with some Squidbeak shenanigans in the background for flavor.
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It was safe to say that, from the eyes of Agent 4, that she wasn’t the biggest fan of her supposed predecessor. Maybe it was the way she seemed to carry herself. Maybe it was her demeanor around others. Or maybe it was the look agent 3 gave four when they first met. The look that sang many songs of distrust and disappointment. And yet, this was who she was meant to live up to? To be the successor of? With an aura so dark, the night sky could be put to shame? It felt pitiful. This was not what Agent 4 wanted. She wouldn’t be able to live with herself if she was. And, if she could help it, she would avoid it at all costs.
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10 years after Agent 3 was recruited, Inkopolis Plaza's "Big Eight of Turf War" gets back together to celebrate the anniversary. However, Kaori, now known as Captain 3 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, has had some bumps in the road. Will they attend? If so, will they be alright?
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After Tartar's defeat everyone thought the Deepsea Metro was done for... but a bit of it survived.
Rumors have be going around about voices coming from the remains and some civilians even tried to venture in, only to never be seen again.
When word of this reaches the Squid-Beak Splatoon they're of course shocked, even more so when Three says they plan on going in alone.Eight also starts having nightmares of her previous experiences down there, as well as some events she doesn't recognize... Could they be connected to the Metro some how?
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“Hey Eight..? Uh, open question here. No judgement. But uhhh, what the fuck is this?”
In which Captain learns a couple things about octoling reproduction.
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Four gets a smooch (I woke up and wrote this I'm so sorry lmaooo)
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I decided to put the agents of the New Squidbeak Splatoon into an incorrect quote generator.
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On a humanitarian mission into the Octarian domes, Captain 3 and Agent 8 find an Octoling egg hidden in an abandoned house after the inhabitants were killed by the regime.
They adopt it, and things go south quickly.
Takes place 4 years before Those Early Years, and explains why and how Haven and Kaori ended up being parents, but isn't required reading for it, and vice versa.
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The agents find themselves in a strange woodcutting lodge after almost dying to hyperthermia and find a slightly weird looking Octoling tending there frostbitten bodies
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Why do you think they needed those rules?
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- Part 2 of The Squidbeak Splatoon are all Gremlins
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A short fanfiction regarding the agents we all know and love. I tried to leave pronouns for the Agents out so however you see them works :D
Formerly titled Agent Shenanigans, I don’t see myself adding more agent short stories for quite a while so it’s now just them going to mcdonalds
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Captain believed that Neo was capable.
She believed that Neo was fully adept in breezing through missions and coming out successful like Captain herself did as the previous Agent Three.
Though, Captain could tell what Neo truly believed…that she didn’t have the potential and couldn’t live up to Captains previous feats or even current ones.
But…that’s not what Captain believes. And that’s also not what she wants from Neo.
