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  1. 5

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    Gerard is found on the street by infamous mobster and Italian Mafia leader Frank. Life ensues.

    (maybe eventual smut, but we focus on the cute stuff here. plus hurt/comfort [you know i gotta do it to em])

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  2. 4

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    Illi McMillin and Ray Toro, two best friends who are secretly in love with each other, are trying their best to navigate their last year as high schoolers. They face friend group dramas, shitty exes, teenage angst, and perhaps most deadly of all, their feelings towards each other. Will they make it out alive?

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  3. 5

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    The boys go out to the bar for the night to let loose after working all day in the studio. Gerard has had a few too many drinks and Frank notices another man flirting with Gerard.
    Gerard doesn't seem to pick up on the flirting and continues talking to the other man, Frank getting angrier by the second.

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  4. 6

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    My fingers are calloused and worn out, so am I. it's because of her because everything I do now has always been for her. She deserves the world and I'll kill god for it to happen.

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  5. 7

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  6. 9

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    Gerard's only reason to live is his little brother, who he has promised himself to protect from everything he wasn't, including Bert. Pete and Patrick, who are basically perfect in Gerard's eyes, adopt them and suddenly they're showered in a shit load of shit they've never had. Gerard makes a friend and is very stubborn. Mikey falls utterly in love with Ray within two hours of meeting him. Frank just wants Gerard to like him. Patrick and Pete try to relate to Gerard. Vic is an asshole.

    Or where, Pete and Patrick are couple goals, Gerard has a crush on Frank and doesn't want to admit it, Mikey seriously believes he's a majestic unicorn, Ray is totally in love Mikey, Kellin just wants Vic to notice him, Vic acts like an asshole but is actually a cinnamon bun, Bert doesn't want Gerard or Mikey to get adopted, Frank just wants Gerard to admit that he likes him because Frank is cocky as shit.

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  7. 21

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    Pete had found himself looking right at Mikey in the eyes. “Have you ever had a like debilitating crush on someone?” Pete never thought he would have the courage to say that to Mikey out loud.

    The brunette man blinked a little, “No. No I haven't.” His eyebrows furrowed, “What's going on?”

    “Seeing you kissing Gabe reminded me of this person I like. I mean like, like like. All I do is think about them, fuck it’s crazy. Right?” Pete thought he sounded like a teenage girl but he didn’t care. He sounded like he was writing PW+MW in a scrambled heart in a glittery journal. Pete began to rub the back of his neck.

    Mikey gave him a warm smile, “Is she pretty?” His head tilted and his hair fell into his face. He was still so sweaty that his hair actually barely moved.

    “He’s the most beautiful man I have ever met,” Pete chuckled until he realized his mistake. Fuck.

    OR- Pete and Mikey are a little obsessed with each other, chaos ensures...

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  8. 15

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    Frank drunkenly seeks refuge in a church confessional after being beat up for owing a guy a lot of money. The friendly priest on the other side teaches him to ask for help, while they start to fall in love.

    It could've been so easy if Frank had been able just talk about what was bothering him, and if he could find some courage within him to actually meet the hot priest face to face.

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  9. 34

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    Gerard Way is a loner- he doesn't need or want friends.
    Then Frank joins the school and everything changes.
    [Warnings: mild homophobia, mentions of a (mild) eating disorder]

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  10. 35

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    If it weren’t for Mikey’s miniscule glares towards Gerard every time it happens, Frank would think he is imagining it.

    Gerard Way. Making him the bad guy, saying his name, eating dinner at his house. Sneaking glances at him.

    It all spells trouble.

    a.k.a. the not-really-a-spin-off of 10 Things I Hate About You, featuring misguided anger, pining, borderline alcoholism, high school drama and way too many Steve Urkel references

    (Disclaimer: In the words of Shakespeare, “It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”)

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  11. 5

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    The Used on tour with MCR in 2023

    A collection of loosely connected scenes of a Used/MCR tour, inspired by: my dreams of The Used and MCR touring together in the present, seeing The Used live 3 times in the past 12 months, numerous unhinged conversations with princess_casserole, and various random things that made me think of Bert and Gerard and Frank

    Set in the last year, before MEDZ came out (except for the epilogue)

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  12. 17

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    Based on a the prompt

    “Person A gets stood up, and everyone around them keep giving them sympathetic glances. Until person B walks in and says “Sorry I’m late babe, traffic was hell” before whispering to A “Hey, my name’s ____ just roll with it”

    I really need a better title. Anyway. Enjoy.

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  13. 17

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    We could always get The Used to open,” Mikey had joked, not looking up from his notebook. Gerard groaned, pausing to take a sip of coffee. Frank knew he was considering it when the man held the drink in his mouth a little too long, thick eyebrows furrowing. By the time he’d swallowed, he’d made up his mind, hand rubbing against his short beard. 

    “Y’know Mikes, that’s not… a bad idea,”

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    Bringing the band fronted by your ex-lover on tour with you is, in theory, a bad idea - for anyone but Gerard Way. Always playing in the interests of dramatics, Gerard soon finds himself stuck between the ex he once could have loved, and the one who still wishes he would. When both of them bend over backwards (and forwards) to get his attention, Gerard realises that, maybe, there's more fun to be had in reunions than he thought.

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  14. 6

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    Gerard is a successful camboy, like every night he gave a great show in his room, not knowing that two big fans would visit him that night...

    So, to the public what they ask for

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    • 14 Sep 2025

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    • 25 Oct 2024

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      read WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?????? ya me encantó estuvo horrible fue muy cruda la narración cuando entran Frank y bert pero estuvo buenísima el modo de narrar todo lo ke le hacían lo ke gee sentía TODO FUE A FUCKING MASTERPIECE no tengo palabras quede tiesa Y MÁS AL FINAL KE TE DEJA CON UNA SENSACIÓN AMARGA KE EL RESTO DE LA VIDA DE GERARD VA A SER ASÍ Y NO SE PUEDE HACER NADA ame todo

    • 17 Jul 2024

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      hot awesomeness sauce

  15. 1

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    After his parents' divorce, Frank, his mom, and his siblings move into Belleville. Because obviously, they're broke. When Frank starts at school already halfway through the year at St. Matthews Academy, all he wants is to get through it, maybe cause a little trouble on the way. But that isn't so easy when the popular jerks are on your case for being gay in a Catholic school. Which is pretty stupid, seeing as one of them literally has a boyfriend. Speaking of said boyfriend, is he really as bad as the people he hangs around? Frank seems to think not.

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  16. 3

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    Gerard is stuck in an abusive relationship. He has such low self esteem he doesnt know any better, and thinks he deserves it. Stressed out and now the legal guardian of Mikey, he has little time to worry about himself. Will Frank be able to help him escape? Or will his relationship destroy him?

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  17. 11

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    “Hey, I wanna play a game.” His voice is calm, even as Gerard struggles.

    “Get off me, fucker.”

    “I said,” Bert puts more weight onto Gerard, “I want to play a game.” His fingers dig soon-to-be bruises onto G’s wrists. Gerard stills and looks right up into Bert’s mischievous eyes. He’s like a deer caught in headlights.

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  19. 9

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    This is a sequel to Brushstrokes and Bullet Holes!! So go read that one first ^.^
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    2005. Emo music is at its peak, and Gerard Way has found himself the unwilling face of it. Lia Lance wants to stay as far away from him and the music as possible. She's moved on, because he's moved on. She doesn't need him, and he doesn't need her.
    They've both got a bad case of denial.

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  20. 3

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    Reworked Fic from a different fandom into this. Original work is mine though. Just not entirely comfortable sharing it over here. But feel free to ask if you’re concerned about ownership. The premise comes out of nowhere unless you know that i suppose (song title from Rapture by Pedro the lion)
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    Gerard comes from a very Catholic family, which is all well and good unless you kiss your best friend, and do more with your best friend. Or if that best friend ruins your life. It’s all a giant mess if Gerard was to describe it in hindsight.

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