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Crown The Vultures by fangirlinz (writing_ants)
Fandoms: The Used (US Band), My Chemical Romance, Bandom, The Academy Is...
29 Mar 2024
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"Yea, sprinkle some glitter on that vomit, it'll make it all better."
"Shut up."
"What? I'm making artistic suggestions here."
"You're glitter vomit."
"//Oh my gosh, you're soooo funny...//"
*laughing* "Shut up"OR: It's painfully ironic how Gerard can only find happiness while rotting in The Most Miserable Place on Earth™️. Oh, well, he has his brother and his boyfriend, makes an effort not to shed tears when thinking of his kid. They make the best of it; try to. But then Frank Iero, a 19 year old punk, crashes through the cellblock like the Kool-Aid Man.
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Don’t go out of your Way by Anonymous
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, The Used (US Band), Taking Back Sunday, Fall Out Boy, Bandom, Cobra Starship, Black Parade - My Chemical Romance (Album), Infinity on High - Fall Out Boy (Album)
29 Mar 2024
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May 2006: My Chemical Romance is working on their 3rd album while just getting out their video diary, Life On The Murder Scene. Taking Back Sunday just released an album. TBS on a break as Gerard Way and Frank Iero of MCR are newly in a secret relationship and all is calm and carefree.
Until one bright morning of which Gerard stops for morning coffee. Only to be met with a friend whose last words and terms with Gerard didn't end well."Gerard Way"
"...Bert?!"Mikey Way hasn't been seeing anyone recently, He had been trying to convince himself for almost a year that he was over Pete Wentz, and by the time he had a clear mind from it all, that very someone comes back into his life.
FOB is almost done with their tour and Pete Wentz can't help but want to write every song for their next album, based on his feelings for Mikey Way. Lots of Joetrick.AKA
Bert, Adam, and Pete assemble an "I'm in love with a Way Brother" club, while Mikey and Patrick assemble an "I'm in love with the curly-haired guitarist in my band" club /j
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Frerard
Rikey
Joetrick
Bertadam
Slight WentzportaPast:
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If it weren’t for Mikey’s miniscule glares towards Gerard every time it happens, Frank would think he is imagining it.
Gerard Way. Making him the bad guy, saying his name, eating dinner at his house. Sneaking glances at him.
It all spells trouble.
a.k.a. the not-really-a-spin-off of 10 Things I Hate About You, featuring misguided anger, pining, borderline alcoholism, high school drama and way too many Steve Urkel references
(Disclaimer: In the words of Shakespeare, “It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”)
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I want to play a game with you by wasted13
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, The Used (US Band), Saw (Movies)
13 Feb 2024
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“Hey, I wanna play a game.” His voice is calm, even as Gerard struggles.
“Get off me, fucker.”
“I said,” Bert puts more weight onto Gerard, “I want to play a game.” His fingers dig soon-to-be bruises onto G’s wrists. Gerard stills and looks right up into Bert’s mischievous eyes. He’s like a deer caught in headlights.
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Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned by saints_for_girls
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, The Used
10 Apr 2023
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Frank drunkenly seeks refuge in a church confessional after being beat up for owing a guy a lot of money. The friendly priest on the other side teaches him to ask for help, while they start to fall in love.
It could've been so easy if Frank had been able just talk about what was bothering him, and if he could find some courage within him to actually meet the hot priest face to face.
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Gerard is Bert’s best friend, kind of. Bert is a vampire and makes Gerard bring him food. Gerard puts up with it because he feels guilty about Bert’s transformation. When Bert gets sick and demands Gerard brings him virgin blood, Gerard has to choose between helping his so called best friend and saving someone he just met.
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Biblically Accurate Teacherverse by quailscantfly
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, I Don't Know How But They Found Me (Band)
24 Jan 2023
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Chaos at the Mcr Academy
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I'm gonna leave you I'm gonna teach you by vampalaya for Finley, lie
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Bandom
07 Jan 2023
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the tags pretty much summarize it lol. also this is my first work so lemme know watchu think?? ( i had to remove FOURTY tags from this)
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Frank was your typical, narcissistic emo teen. He had zero filter, and he was a sarcastic little shit. He had a soft spot for a select few. His friends... and his art teacher.
Mr. Way was as mysterious as teachers could be. He never talked about his personal life or his interests, and he never really talked to his students unless it was about his work. And Frank admired it.
He wasn't doing it for the extra credit. If he was completely honest, it could've been to boost his self-esteem. Besides, what was there left to lose?
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Acapella Lovers by GerardSaintLaurent
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Gerard Way - Fandom, Frank Iero - Fandom
28 Mar 2022
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Gerard Way is president of his colleges Acapella group. He is a star student and an even bigger star on the Acca-stage. Gerard is basically school royalty here at Berklee college of music. Gerard is in his senior year and all is well until a transfer, Frank Iero from Emory university joins the team and steals the hearts of the acapella group, as well as the campuses hearts.
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Frank and Bert hate each other. But when Franks boyfriend Gerard goes into labor, of course Bert had to show up. He had gotten Gerard pregnant while they were together, but Frank planned to raise the baby with Gerard.
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"Nothing's alright, believe me
I won't feel the same in the morning"In which Gerard tries to love himself and meets Frank in the process.
**ON HOLD/EDITING**
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My Best Friend is in My Bed by orphan_account
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, The Used, Pierce the Veil
16 Nov 2021
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Vic and Gerard have been friends since kindergarten, all the way through elementary, middle, and high school. Even graduated together. Gerard had always liked his friend just a little bit, even though he has a boyfriend. A few drinks can slide, and so can kisses, maybe some sheet wrinkles too.
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Reworked Fic from a different fandom into this. Original work is mine though. Just not entirely comfortable sharing it over here. But feel free to ask if you’re concerned about ownership. The premise comes out of nowhere unless you know that i suppose (song title from Rapture by Pedro the lion)
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Gerard comes from a very Catholic family, which is all well and good unless you kiss your best friend, and do more with your best friend. Or if that best friend ruins your life. It’s all a giant mess if Gerard was to describe it in hindsight. -
I Don't Love You by orphan_account
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, I Brought You My Bullets You Brought Me Your Love - My Chemical Romance (Album), Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge - My Chemical Romance (Album), Black Parade - My Chemical Romance (Album), Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), Bandom
15 Apr 2021
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“Their love was nothing but a phantom, a whisper of what it once was, barely surviving, hanging on by a thread.” (taken from chapter two)
Frank and Gerard dated for four years. Everyone thought they were going to be together forever. Then, with one fight, their relationship shattered.
Two years later, after their residual anger had marinated for far too long, they met again, Frank having been invited to play rhythm guitar in Gerard’s band.
Angst, fluff, pain ensue.A compilation of short stories based off of different My Chemical Romance songs.
Takes place in roughly the same universe as the eternally unfinished But You're Beautiful To Me.
Snapshots of certain parts of a longer story.CW // sexual assault (past, mentioned); suicide attempt (past, mentioned); alcoholism (implied); drug (unspecified kind) use and addiction
NOTE: While I haven't updated in a while, I am still working on this. For some reason I have absolutely no ideas for chapter three and am having trouble writing it. Someday I'll finish it, so stay tuned.
It might be published in like 10 years though so you don't have to keep waiting. -
Friendly Rivalry by canadianhannah for poisndyouth
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, The Used
23 Jun 2020
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We could always get The Used to open,” Mikey had joked, not looking up from his notebook. Gerard groaned, pausing to take a sip of coffee. Frank knew he was considering it when the man held the drink in his mouth a little too long, thick eyebrows furrowing. By the time he’d swallowed, he’d made up his mind, hand rubbing against his short beard.
“Y’know Mikes, that’s not… a bad idea,”
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Bringing the band fronted by your ex-lover on tour with you is, in theory, a bad idea - for anyone but Gerard Way. Always playing in the interests of dramatics, Gerard soon finds himself stuck between the ex he once could have loved, and the one who still wishes he would. When both of them bend over backwards (and forwards) to get his attention, Gerard realises that, maybe, there's more fun to be had in reunions than he thought. -
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Based on a the prompt
“Person A gets stood up, and everyone around them keep giving them sympathetic glances. Until person B walks in and says “Sorry I’m late babe, traffic was hell” before whispering to A “Hey, my name’s ____ just roll with it”
I really need a better title. Anyway. Enjoy.
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Gerard Way is a loner- he doesn't need or want friends.
Then Frank joins the school and everything changes.
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Badly Broken by IAmEmoTrash
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, The Used, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce the Veil, Fall Out Boy
24 Jul 2017
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Gerard's only reason to live is his little brother, who he has promised himself to protect from everything he wasn't, including Bert. Pete and Patrick, who are basically perfect in Gerard's eyes, adopt them and suddenly they're showered in a shit load of shit they've never had. Gerard makes a friend and is very stubborn. Mikey falls utterly in love with Ray within two hours of meeting him. Frank just wants Gerard to like him. Patrick and Pete try to relate to Gerard. Vic is an asshole.
Or where, Pete and Patrick are couple goals, Gerard has a crush on Frank and doesn't want to admit it, Mikey seriously believes he's a majestic unicorn, Ray is totally in love Mikey, Kellin just wants Vic to notice him, Vic acts like an asshole but is actually a cinnamon bun, Bert doesn't want Gerard or Mikey to get adopted, Frank just wants Gerard to admit that he likes him because Frank is cocky as shit.
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Group Chats Are A Bad Idea (Sophomore Year) by Too_Punk_Rock_To_Function
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Twenty One Pilots
01 Mar 2017
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Brendon Urie starts a chat group.
And oh my god is it messy.
And obviously it will get messier, the more friends he makes.
Also.
You.
Can't.
Escape.