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We'll meet again, Can we please meet again? A cautionary tale on eating eyeballs by Manlyham_17
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
07 Jun 2025
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Kinda just bill slowly losing it in the theraprism! He'll try to convince you he's not tho
I wonder who he's trying to convince more?
You or himself?(Also I'll update the tags as I update)
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Melody has been a manager forever, so she totally knows how to handle demons. Though, this one might be tricky.
AKA, Bill is making new friends at work, against his will.
AKA Bill “I Can’t Go Back to Jail” Cipher is terribly confused and alarmed at the bizarre treatment from his newest coworker. What are you supposed to do when they DON’T treat you like the dangerous, jagged pile of broken glass you’ve always been? When they aren’t scared? And are… nice? To you???
(Blind Bill AU, set when Bill is a wage slave. early-mid)
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- Part 24 of I Could Really Use A Sunny Day
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Maybe once upon a time Bill had just been a puzzle to Ford, a brand new species to study and keep in a glass cage. But now they're his everything, and Ford is all too eager to give up all that he is if it means he can keep this extraordinary being by his side.
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Theraprism is insufferable, leading to desperate attempts at getting out, such as a book.
But that didn't work, so he tried a different attempt; breaking the place apart. And, well, that didn't work either.He felt more insane than when he first got there.
One last try. Entering a dream, which would be difficult and he wouldn't have as much power over the dreams as usual; simple pressure could clip him out in a heart-beat. If he had hair, he'd be ripping it out, alongside fingernails. One slip-up and he was done for. And he knew exactly who and how he was going after.
TW/CW [SPOILERS]: Includes MPREG, terrible treatment that leads to forced medicating/surgery (READ FOR CONTEXT) Theraprism are assholes
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Ford is offered the deal of the Afterlife- but only if he agrees to assist with Bill Cipher's therapy treatment.
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After eons of not-time in the Theraprism, Bill Cipher is tired. Aimless. But what happens when he very suddenly finds himself in a strange, unlikely situation — one which seemed to almost be what he had been wishing for?
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Ford Pines has lived in Gravity Falls for over half of his life already, and so you could imagine his surprise when an old high school friend from Jersey shows up on his doorstep after seeing his ad online saying there were rooms for rent. As they catch up, he introduces Ford to his son, Bill, a fiery 18 year old who does anything to get his way. Ford tries his best to ignore him, but Bill makes it far too hard when he's constantly stroking his ego and.. other things as well.
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Yet another fic where Ford is sexually frustrated and Bill makes it even worse <3
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- Part 5 of Billford Fics!
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Bill's eye doesn’t work. His mouth works just fine. So he puts it to work, taking care of the Mystery Shack's mysterious supply of rotgut, to drown out the bad feelings.
AKA, Bill tries to drink his troubles away, and gets some surprisingly good company in the form of the Stan twins.
(Blind Bill AU, Stan and Bill are on decent terms, Ford is getting there)
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- Part 23 of I Could Really Use A Sunny Day
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All my Non Euclidean Geometry AU short comics, art, and lore crossposted from tumblr!
Geometry on a curved surface is considered non-euclidean, where regular rules about lines and angles might not apply-
AKA, the AU where you got wasted on your birthday with your Muse and one thing led to another and you REALLY violated that 5th postulate and now you gotta deal with the results, Ford! (he didn’t know he could that! neither did the other one! and neither remembers what exactly they did to do that!!!)
Set Pre-Portal/Betrayal Era, watch Ford and Bill try to parent their surprise baby, Pyramid Steve!Series
- Part 3 of Non Euclidean Geometry AU
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I left your lips equipped with questions, and an answer I can't share by Mad_Hatter_LCarol
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
04 May 2025
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It's time for a quick Theraprism check-in! :D
AKA, Ford has some questions for Bill and isn't very happy with the answers
(blind bill au, set middlish)
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- Part 20 of I Could Really Use A Sunny Day
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It felt like Bill’s entire existence was defined by him accomplishing things that should be impossible, for good or ill.
It should have been impossible to have been born and survived; his single eye in the middle of his body instead of a pair on opposite edges and all of his organs getting shoved around to accommodate that rather major change shouldn’t have worked. It should have been impossible to see the stars and the third dimension. It should have been impossible to show all of Euclydia those beautiful and impossible stars and everything that surrounded their dimension.
...All right, that impossibility did end fairly badly, but he did accomplish it.
It should have been impossible to take over the Nightmare Realm. It should have been impossible to slow the destabilization of the Nightmare Realm enough to give them time to find a solution. It should have been impossible to find and convince any of the humans to build an interdimensional portal. And even if he could manipulate one, it should have been impossible to find one capable of putting together the technology to actually succeed.
It should have been impossible for a night of karaoke and drinks in Ford’s mind to have any actual consequences…
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(NO, THE NON-CON IS NOT BETWEEN FORD AND BILL, THAT IS SICK AND IF YOU LIKE THAT YOU ARE FUCKED.)
Bill Cipher. He is insane, he doesn't care for anyone, right?Bill was sitting in the prison that was his room in the therapirsm(idk how to spell it). He was regretting everything, his actions, his words, his life.
The Axolotl sees he hasn't been trying to change and makes a drastic decision. To give Bill's soul to Standford Pines.
This is a Billford fic, what do you think is going to happen next?This is out of character, I know. It is straight from my imagination, with the canon mixed in. (Some self projection, but I can full heartily believe Bill could've gone through it)
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So what if the Axolotl itself says his blindness is 'permanent' and 'irreversible' and he'll 'only damage himself more trying to brute force a solution'- he's an overgrown frog! Bill's not going to let some wishy-washy fish dictate his life!!! Bill's totally got this figured out!
AKA, Bill do not got this. Not at all. But Ford and Bill finally share a mindscape again and that's something.
(Blind Bill AU, when Ford reaches out)
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- Part 18 of I Could Really Use A Sunny Day
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just try your best to forget that I once made you crawl by Mad_Hatter_LCarol
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
09 Apr 2025
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Blinded, barely powered, but finally kinda happy, Bill has to wonder... were they right? Were they actually right about him along...? Would it have been better to just take the juice after all?
AKA, Bill has an extremely bad brain day, but luckily Ford is there for him.
(Blind Bill AU, set middle-ish, after Bill and Ford have started making up)
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- Part 16 of I Could Really Use A Sunny Day
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Bill reacts to realizing Ford had escaped the nightmare realm...he is very not pleased.
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- Part 5 of Narcissist
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Ford finally recites the fateful spell, summoning Bill, and making what he doesn't know will be the worst mistake he will ever make.
But for Bill, who was about to give up on Earth entirely, this is the best day of his entire life!
Because he finally has a brand...new...toy.Series
- Part 4 of Narcissist
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Their words do something magic, saying no is really hard. by Madeliana
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
25 Mar 2025
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Ford and Bill make a fateful deal.
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- Part 2 of Narcissist
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My take on the post-theraprism/human bill concept. heavily inspired by other AUs, likely very self indulgent, and hardly outlined. After roughly 100 years of involuntary institutionalization (aproximately ≈2 years chronological time), trans-dimensional criminal bill cipher has qualified for The Theraprism's newly implemented conditional release program.
rating and tags are subject to change.
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We'll call this a love diamond because squares fucking suck. by W1nt3r_c0r3
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
15 Mar 2025
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Bill returns to Gravity Falls with a frilly friend, and things sure do happen.