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    Stolas now works at I.M.P. as a secretary! What could possibly go wrong when your boss has a thing for you? After some recent... major expenses —like the purchase of 300 taxidermied owls— Blitzø is forced to make budget cuts across the company, which leads Moxxie to call for a strike and things sure do happen. English version by Juli4427

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    Unos días antes de “The Full Moon”, Blitzø sufre un golpe en la cabeza… y todo empieza a desmoronarse.
    Fragmentos de una vida que no es la suya irrumpen en su mente: recuerdos extraños, emociones desconocidas, ecos de un espectador que alguna vez lo observó desde el otro lado de la pantalla.
    Aquel espectador murió antes de que “Ghostfuckers” se emitiera, pero su historia —su dolor, su obsesión, su voz— ha quedado atrapada en la mente de Blitzø.

    Sin embargo, Blitzø sigue siendo Blitzø.
    Nadie ha tomado su cuerpo ni su conciencia; no hay un alma ajena moviendo sus hilos.
    Solo él, con la carga de saber demasiado sobre su propio futuro y una nueva claridad respecto a quienes lo rodean.

    Esta vez no quiere repetir los mismos errores.
    Ama a Stolas, y está decidido a cambiar el final que recuerda.
    Pero conocer el futuro no significa entenderlo… ni mucho menos poder desafiarlo.

    ¿Logrará torcer el destino, o su historia ya fue escrita desde el principio?
    Y de ser así…
    ¿puede alguien cambiar un destino escrito en piedra?

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    The continuation of "A matter between worlds"
    Mark disappears, and the team finds itself adrift on what to do

    Several truths come to light, and new questions are asked, while the uncertainties remain anchored in each of them

    Note*
    Since the second season just came out this practically becomes an au

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    The cat o’nine tails flew forward in a whistling arc, striking the owl’s damp, feathered back. Stolas let out another pained warble just before he came for the third time that night. His back heaved as he panted heavily, tears matting his ivory faceplate, ruby reds shining dully from the angozing rapture the beating provided. Blitzø sauntered forward in lazy strides, dragging a claw over the faint slashes opened on his lover’s back, little seeping wounds created by the razor-tips of the flogger. He grinned when Stolas arched his back at contact, the owl squawking against the bit in his beak as his movements had the vibrator digging deeper into his drooling cunt.

    “See? You’re enjoying this too much!” Blitzø teased mockingly. “Have I been too soft this past week? Is that why you didn’t take your morning meds?”

     

     

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    Blitzø is in a bad way. Practically homeless, still recovering from the biggest fuck-up of his young life, and alone in the world he is at the end of his rope. He carries the dream of running his own business close to his heart, but he quickly realizes that he is missing a crucial skill, the ability to read. Luckily a chance encounter with a telephone pole leads Blitzø to Tilly, a naive young imp with her own crazy dream- to open Imp City's (maybe Hell's?) first free library. For now she teaches others to read, but when Blitzø shows up at her door with a cocky grin and an unorthodox proposal - her life is changed in ways she never thought possible.

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    Ever since the fall of King Paimon, Pentagram City has been ruled by something ancient, nameless, and insatiable — a demon no one has ever seen, but all have learned to fear. It demands blood, sacrifices and true submission... or else.

    For years, the city has fed it with the souls of the expendable lowborn, the desperate and doomed. But when the beast's hunger refuses to wane, a new soul is offered: Stolas, a disgraced Goetia prince. An immortal being. A final offering to appease the darkness.

    Stolas goes without protest, but also without hope. Expecting a life full of torture from now on, he is surprised to find that what awaits him behind those ominous castle doors is not a beast, but rather an Imp-looking creature... small, sharp-toothed, and ravenous, and with eyes that light up at the taste of blood.

    And when those sharp fangs finally sink into the owl's throat, Stolas feels everything. Desire, pain, and something deeper... Something far too wrong to feel this good.

    He came as a sacrifice, but now he's starting to wonder if he's truly the one being consumed... or if something deep down inside of him has finally been awakened.

     

    NSFW Week - Day 6 Biting Kink / Master & Slave

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    Blitz doesn't know why he does it. If someone were to ask him, he'd say it's to prove to Stolas that he's fine, fuck you very much. He sways, leaning against a bright yellow wall. It's so fucking bright and loud in here, and the beelzejuice is making his head swim and his skin tingle in a pleasant way, and right now all he wants is for Stolas to know he's fine. He's not affected by that shit that happened earlier. So he taps on Stolas's picture, hits call, and holds the phone up to his ear.

    "Blitz?" Stolas's voice is quiet, a little shaky.

    "Heyyyyy, Stolas!" Blitz says, sagging against the wall. "How's your night goin'? Mine's goin' fuckin' great."

    "... Are you drunk?"

    Blitz grins, eyes shutting. He is sort of distantly aware of the fact that he's slid down the wall and is now sitting on the floor. "Fuck yeah, I am."

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    Instead of sticking his tongue in anything with a pulse after beating Bee at a drinking contest, Blitz has the amazing idea to call Stolas while so drunk that he can't stand on his own. What could go wrong?

    Featuring: Blitz with a 2-second attention span, Blitz being so drunk he forgets to be an asshole, and Stolas kicking Stella out a la The Circus.

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    Blitz passes out during a mission can a gay owl save him? Takes place after Season 2 Episode 2.

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    "You were amazing, honey," Moxxie said. Blitz debated telling him to suck his wife's dick somewhere else, but what the hell? He'd be lying if he didn't see the appeal of complimenting a partner. He wanted to smother Stolas in compliments until the idiot realized what a shit deal he'd agreed to by dating Blitz. Blitz pulled his phone out and tapped a text to Loona. When he glanced up, Moxxie and Millie were both staring at him.

    Blitz's tail flicked. "What? Did his brain make a dick on my forehead?"

    Millie squinted at him again. "Somethin' is goin' on with you."

    "It's called a good mood, Millie."

    "You don't have those," Moxxie said.

    "No, because you are always up my asshole about it--"

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    Blitz gets to work the morning after becoming Stolas's boyfriend in an unusually chipper mood, and everyone has something to say about it.

    Can be read as a stand-alone, see the notes for context!

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    “You feel okay, pretty bird?” Blitzø checked after securing the padlock at the sides of the pillory. He flipped on the switch of the vibrating eggs he’d stuffed inside the Prince one by one. “How about now?”

     

    “Yes, Sir. Perfectly fine,” Stolas answered, struggling not to moan at the delightful sensation. He felt the vibrations increase in power, and his head dropped despite the wooden framework encasing it, a low trill escaping his beak. “Oh, Blitzy!”

     

    “Your legs good or you want me to get a pillow or something?” his sweet Master asked, running a large claw over the owl’s naked and trembling rump. “You’re gonna be here for hours, after all. Speaking of... Remind me. How many staff do you have in this place? Two dozen? Two hundred?”

     

     

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    Stolas did that little sway thing he did when he was really fucking excited. "Yes, please."

    Blitz groaned and flopped forward to press his forehead against Stolas's chest. "Why are you so fucking cute?"

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    This is a purely self-indulgent fluff piece that is a direct continuation of The Mortifying Ordeal of Staying; you should probably read that first for context, but this can be read as post-getting-together fluff as well. I decided to keep this as a separate fic because I really like the ending to TMOS, and I don't want to ruin it by adding another chapter. Also, this fic is entirely fluff, and that one is Not.

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    Stolas being gravid had settled into the Goetia-Buckzo household, awkwardly at first, like a dance no one yet knew the tune to, but soon with a quiet sort of warmth. Everyone close to them knew. Everyone except Octavia.

    That was until Loona, in one of her conversations with the owl girl, slipped up and told her. Until Blitz started working himself raw over money. Until Stolas realized he was eating dinner on his own more often than not.

    Now, there were too many conversations left unsaid and too much fear sitting in the silence.
    Blitz was obsessed with taking every IMP job he could get, Octavia had unblocked her father just to tell him he'd replaced her, and Stolas was so tangled in guilt and paranoia he thought his mind might split apart.

    What does love look like when everyone is scared of losing it?

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    After reconciling with Verosika after their heartfelt conversation Blitz is on his way home when he bumps into his twin sister, Barbie Wire...

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    ‘Blitz! Good to see you,’ says Fizz with a wide smile before turning away from the elevator and heading down the opulent hallway they’re in.

    Blitzø follows, eyes straying to the multiple erotic artworks lining the walls. ‘Nice place. Love the decor.’

    Fizzarolli snorts. ‘Of course it would be to your tastes, fucking slut.’

    Blitzø shrugs. ‘What, am I supposed to be ashamed that I’m a sexual being while in the home of the literal King of Lust?'

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    Watching Fizzarolli tell Mammon to go fuck himself is beyond thrilling. When Fizz invites Blitzø over to his place a few days later, things sure do happen.

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    As Stolas' condition is getting better, Blitz's condition gets worse

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    Octavia first saved Loona’s life when she met her in a kennel and asked her father to bring her home. Loona first saved Octavia’s life when she killed her would-be kidnappers. The two have been thick as thieves, learning magic and self-defense ever since.

    But on her parent's anniversary, Octavia decides that before she is saddled with royal responsibilities she may not be ready for, she wants to see what Hell is like outside her father’s mansion.

    It doesn’t take long for the simple trip to spiral far out of control. Finding out their beloved father cheated on their mother with an Imp, getting employed at said Imp's assassination company using their father's stolen book, getting to know their new boss and their sinful new co-workers from the Hazbin Hotel…and that was just the start.

    It doesn’t take long for the Immediate Murder Professionals to uncover a conspiracy that might endanger all of Hell as they know it. With little idea of how deep the conspiracy goes and the hard-won peace with Heaven hanging in the balance the only ones who can help them now are the ones they hold close.

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    Right after Blitz hangs up after calling Stolas down to Lust to get into Ozzie's, the weirdest shit happens. Apparently a variant of himself from the future tells him how to get inside without running into too much trouble, and should stay that way if he just stays in hiding. Future him insists that he can take care of Stolas so he has nothing to distract him from stalking his employees since Stolas always wants to talk. He's about to go through the back entrance of the loading dock per future him's instructions when the next level weirdest shit happens.

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    Blitzø is unexpectedly crowned a Prince of Hell by Lucifer himself, an outrageous move that shatters infernal tradition and thrusts the foul-mouthed imp into a world of court politics, assassination attempts, and silk-clad vipers.

    With Stolas at his side, stripped of his own power but determined to help, Blitzø must navigate a hostile nobility that would rather see him dead than seated beside them, all while juggling unresolved feelings and a crown that feels more like a target than a triumph.

    Meanwhile, Stolas struggles with his new lot in life and a bond with Blitzø that’s deepening in ways he didn’t expect. Together, they may just shake Hell to its foundations… or go down burning in the attempt.

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    Fizz pushed out of Blitz's hold and slipped through the curtain, and the growl cut off into a squeal. "Fizzie!"

    "Ozzie!"

    Blitz leaned against the wall, grinning, holding his arm against his bruised ribs. He could just see Fizz and Asmodeus through the crack in the curtains. Fuck, he was beat to shit, and all he could smell for a few long moments was blood and smoke that clung to his clothes, then the faintest hint of lavender. It was practically a Pavlovian response, the way Blitz's muscles loosened.

    Wait, lavender--?

    The curtains fluttered open, and Blitz felt like he'd been shot directly in the chest, because standing there, frozen, beak open, was Stolas, gripping his stupid top hat and all four eyes wide and trained on Blitz's beat-up form.

    "Stolas?"

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    Or: the one where Fizz and Blitz are a little bit more beat up after fighting the mafia and Striker, and Fizz uses Puppy Eyes on Blitz to convince him to walk him up to Ozzie's office (it was super effective).

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    Millie hops up to sit on the desk, twisting to face him. "I was goin' to talk to ya about somethin' personal," she says. "But you know what?" She grins at him; all teeth, familiar, a little feral on the edges. "We should go out. Just the two of us. I'll tell ya' all about it later." She leans in a little and punches his shoulder lightly--or, lightly for her, which is to say that it hurts like a bitch and Blitz has been punched with less force by full career assassins who were actively trying to kill him. "I don't think I've gotten to hang out with you since the trial."

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    Millie convinces Blitz to go out with her. She's totally not planning on getting him drunk so he'll talk about his feelings.

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