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    It had started earlier that day. He’d known it would probably happen soon, but he’d never prepared himself for the eventuality of having to ask for help. The pain was like nothing he had ever experienced before as he lay on the floor of his office that night after everyone had gone home…breathing through the pain was no longer an option… He had long since removed his clothes, stripped down to his skin and sweating buckets. His body showed few signs …hence why he hadn’t cottoned on what was going on until it was much too late to do anything about it. He wished he had a supply of water where he could reach it, but he was in too much pain to retrieve it now.

    He’d been able to convince himself earlier that he didn’t need his help…or anyone’s help for that matter…but the more the urge consumed him, the closer he got to reaching for that phone to call for help.

    Stolas. He needed Stolas.
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    Part of #EggPregWeek/#stolitzeggpreg. I needed it out of my brain.

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    In the town of Hazbin, the Christmas spirit is everywhere and every creature from the tall to the small simply adores the holiday. But up in the mountains is a bitter and psychotic wendigo who’s known nothing but misery from Christmas and wishes to eliminate it entirely. But a precious little owl girl with a bad case of the holiday blues and a loving nymph with a passion for giving might be the only ones able to help him turn things around and cause his small heart to grow three sizes.

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    Blitz and his daughter Loona live in a cottage at the edge of a forest that hides an enchanted palace where a great dark monster dwells waiting for someone to break his curse.

    A Beauty and the Beast AU if you hadn't already guessed.

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    Time. Space. Reality.

    They're more than linear paths, but prisms of endless possibilities. Where a single decision, or change, can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.

    Take, for instance, a young imp born in a circus in the outskirts of the Greed Ring of Hell. In most realities, he's no different than most other imps, except for his ambitions.

    But here...

    Well, let's see.

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    MAJOR TW:
    SH/SELF HARM
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    Blitzo gets sad bc he remembers “ghost fuckers” and then has a flashback similar to the episode. this causes him to sh and stolas finds him.

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    Stolas hummed. "You know, darling, you don't have to fuck me." He looked Blitz up and down. "I would be more than happy to just have you here for the evening."

    "After seeing that big scary bird form of yours?" Blitz shook his head. "I gotta stick my dick in something. Preferably you."

    Okay, well. He hadn't really meant to tell Stolas about that either, but whatever. Stolas flushed. "You found my... eldritch form attractive?"

    "Yeah, yeah." Blitz rolled his eyes and approached the bed, undoing his belt. "What did I say about keeping your beak shut?" he growled.

    Stolas's feathers fluffed; then he smirked. "I don't remember," he cooed.

    "Brat."

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    The truth gas has totally worn off. Right?

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    The night that Fizzarolli died, there were no explosions, no fireworks or flashing lights, no dramatic scenes that would later be re-enacted for the stage or screen. Blitzø wasn’t able to put his finger on it but the eerily silent way that Fizz died would be one of the reasons he struggled with his friend’s death for so long after. If Fizz had gone out in a tragic stage accident, trampled by mis-timed go-go dancers or a falling piano, the news of his friend’s death wouldn’t have sounded so fucking bizarre. Hell! Blitzø would’ve believed that Fizz died in a comical kitchen accident. But to know, or maybe-know-but-struggle-to-believe, that the one-and-only-Fizzarolli died silently in his sleep, well Blitzø thought this was the bullshitiest bullshit the universe had ever shit out.

    How does Blitzø live in a world without Fizz in it?

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    A Helluva Boss Parody made by: Metalking98

    After his date goes horribly wrong, Stolas sings a song about wanting Blitzo to notice him and Stella, his wife, make things worse right after he finished singing.

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    Without knowing how or why, Blitzø suddenly finds himself in a kind of alternate universe, where everything is perfect and definitely better than his original universe, but without knowing the reason how that was even possible.
    In that universe, he didn't lose everything and has everything he ever had, plus everything he could have ever wanted.
    But, the most disconcerting thing of all is that for some reason, in that universe he finds himself married to Stolas, and worse, in a marriage full of seemingly mutual love and happiness.
    Will that be enough to awaken the feelings he had refused to acknowledge and accept for Stolas? Will he choose to remain in that universe despite not truly belonging there, or will he find a way to return to his original universe?

    Inspired by episode 7 of season 2 of Arcane

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    It didn't mean anything. Blitz was horny, Stolas was horny, they fucked, and that was the beginning and end of it. Yeah, they were compatible physically, but, like... romantically? Not that Blitz had thought about it. But could he even see them together like that? Stolas was a whole prince of the Ars Goetia, and Blitz was just some asshole from the circus that was pretending to be a functional adult.

    It was just physical. That's all it was. That's all it could be. Blitz wasn't allowed to feel more.

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    Blitz has a minor crisis while Stolas sleeps on him after sex.

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    Blitz is finally home, but the man who walked through the door is a stranger to the family who fought for him. The binds of his captivity still cling, leaving only a husk of who he once was. Bringing him back is only the beginning of a devastating, unwinnable fight to remind him of the man he fought so hard to become.

    Book 3 of the Prodigal Imp series.

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    Takes place after Sinsmas, s2 e12. Stolas is at his breaking point living as a peasant in a cramped apartment, IMP debts are being called in, and Blitzø receives a dozen long stemmed black roses without a note.

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    the IMP gang needs a place to hide and lick their wounds after getting caught in the crosshairs of a turf war. Blitzo knows a place they can ride it out but it comes with some consequences he's not sure he's willing to face. And he may end up leaving with more wounds than he came with. But maybe it's worth it?

    Based off of a comic I saw on Pinterest that I can no longer find.

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    After a night of shared intimacy, Blitzø's deep-seated insecurity about being a mere "cheap thrill" resurfaces. Stolas, refusing to let the Imp diminish the depth of his feelings, counters the self-doubt by taking Blitzø to his secret, most sacred observatory.

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    Stolas can see the future so clearly:

     

    Blitzø’s drunk. Or high. Or on some ineffable combination of the two Stolas could never think up. Chemicals he’s never heard of with proofs higher than Heaven. Blitzø breathes in, and silently steps off the ledge without a hint of hesitation. Just a quiet drop, and a quieter crack as he hits the pavement. He doesn’t leave a note. Just an apartment with framed pictures and his face furiously scribbled out with black marker in every single one, like a vampire with a stake through the heart.

     

    The thought propels Stolas off of the couch for the first time in three days, and he leaves without any idea as to where the fuck he is even going, just the uneasy certainty that Blitzø is somewhere, contemplating the irreversible.

    (Or: the Blitzø Bender Power Hour! feat. Stolas Trying His Best)

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    blitzø gets kidnapped by dhorks. both stolas and blitzø have to deal with what comes next.

    OR;
    some random stolitz fanfiction that you decided to read.

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    When I.M.P is hired to kill the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, things sure do happen! Namely, their client happens to be the Shredder, who steals Stolas's grimoire to conquer both Hell and Earth, forcing the Immediate Murder Professionals to form an uneasy alliance with the Heroes in a Half Shell to stop Ch'rell, Oroku Saki and Kavaxas from enslaving the living and the dead.

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    Blitz comes home from IMP HQ exhausted and was met with silence apon arriving. He missed deeply the nights he used to spent with Stolas. He tries to recreate what Stolas made him feel, using a very unusual technique…
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    Or
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    Blitz angst mastubation

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    Blitz spills over the sides of his cup when he pours the coffee pot. A little puddle forms on the counter but Blitz can't find the energy to clean it up, instead scooping ice out of the office's freezer and letting the cold bite his fingers. Cold is good. It shocks some of the numbness out of him, lets him tune into what the others are talking about. They have a hit on a more important target than usual, one with a security detail. Blitz curses himself for not checking the schedule for today himself. He's known today was coming. He always knows.

    Blitz walks into the conference room, sipping his coffee, and stares dully at the whiteboard. He's supposed to come up with a plan, a strategy. Moxxie and Loona are arguing about whether it's better to be sneaky or to be fast, and then he hears his name, and the conversation tapers out. He blinks the room back into focus. Everyone is looking at him.

    He clears his throat. "What?"

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    Blitz is having a no-good, very bad day.

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    Blitz came across a fallen angel after returning from the Anti-Blitzo party.

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