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“Sir, this is highly unprofessional!” Moxxie exclaimed, arms folded, feet planted in front of Blitzø’s office desk.
‘Ghluck… Slurp… ghluck… slurp…’
“You—you can't have His Highness l-like—you can't have him in the room during a client interview!” The white haired imp stumbled over his words, cheeks flushed with mortification from hearing such intimate sounds.
‘Ghluck… Ghluck… Slurp… slurp… ghluck…'
Finally, Blitzø’s eyes opened and zeroed in on his employee and friend. “Yes, I can, Moxx. Know why? Because I'm the fucking boss around here and…” At this, the assassin lifted a clawed hand that held a leash. “Because I own His Royal Ass.”
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- Part 3 of Hellaverse Kinktober 2025
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i want to love (and treat you right) by Spades (bumblingbees)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Oct 2025
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Blitzø sighs, eyes trailing down to that serene mimic of Fizz’s face. He could turn it on, tell the bot to act how he wants. Make it cry, make it hurt. It’d be all a play for him, though, and that’s not what he wants.
He hates this fucking thing. Hates how wrong it is, how far removed it is from its inspiration. This isn’t Fizzarolli, this isn’t anything. Blitzø hates it, and even more than that, he hates himself for staying with it. Hates that his dick is already half-hard again just from looking at this pile of scrap metal and fake flesh, hates that he wants nothing more than to stick himself back in and cry into its fucking chest.
or Day 17 of Hellaverse Kinktober: Hate sex
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- Part 3 of Hellaverse Kinktober 2025
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I Never Promised You A Rose Garden by satanic_bipanic
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Oct 2025
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Stolas is a librarian and struggling writer, trapped in a loveless marriage with a toddler at home. Blitzø is working at a comic and games shop while he and his best friends try to get their band out of the garage and into the big time. When they meet sparks immediately fly, but will they be able to withstand all of the hurdles that life throws at them as Blitzø gets a taste of the fame he's always wanted and the truth of Stolas' family life comes to light?
Or: Eddie Munson-vibes Blitzø falls hard for Sexy Librarian Stolas. A gay awakening and a lot of yummy angst and smut ensues.
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"Shit!"
Stolas stood infront of the bathroom mirror, his chest full of melancholy, his expression sorrowful as he shook the remaining pills which were left inside the bottle into his hand.
Two left.
That... wasn't enough.
It wasn't as if he could ask one of his servants to take a trip to Sloth and get him a fresh bottle, or head there himself and get as many as he desired.
He wasn't considered a prince anymore, he didn't have those privileges.
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After Stolas' mental health starts to improve after Sinsmas due to his happy pills and Blitz's reassuring words and actions, his pills run out and his motivation and mental state worsens once more, Blitz is open to help him, if only Stolas would let him in.
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When Stolas stumbles upon an injured and unconscious Siren demon, a species that most assumed had either gone extinct or into hiding, he takes it upon himself to bring the demon back to his palace and heal its wounds. How exciting to discover someone so rare and from a world so different than his own!
Meanwhile, Blitzø wakes up not on the beach or even in Envy. He's stuck in some royal asshole's palace with no idea how to get home back to his Momma. After his time in the Circus, he knows he can't trust landwalkers and to hide as much of himself and abilities as possible.
This would all be easier to figure out if Stolas was able to be killed or if Blitzø stopped trying to kill him.
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Suddenly, I'm a Fiend and You're All I Need by Karla24WinTaeBear
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Oct 2025
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“Awake yet, you fucking slut?” crooned a beloved voice above him.
Stolas felt woozy from all the absinthe he’d ingested hours ago. Had he finished three bottles? Four? Did the count really matter at this point?
“Letting one of your fucking plants fuck you? Were you that desperate for dick? You pompous, fucking whore.”
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- Part 2 of Hellaverse Kinktober 2025
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Blitzo has been through worse—at least, that’s what he keeps telling himself. The job went sideways, the escape was messy, and somewhere in the chaos, his leg took a hit. Hard. But there's no way in Hell he’s letting anyone see him weak, not now, not ever. So, he grits his teeth, forces out some snark, and keeps moving like nothing’s wrong.
But hiding a busted leg isn't as easy as you think, especially when his limp starts getting harder to ignore, the pain gets sharper, and his team starts noticing. How long can he keep pretending for?
This will be getting removed soon because I don’t like the show anymore soz guys
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Could You Find Happiness With a Dead Man? by Lost_Romantic
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Oct 2025
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"You Will Never Age For Me, Nor Fade, Nor Die."
Could you find happiness with a dead man? A man whose time is cut short, a man whose time is running out?
Stolas is a new Doctor, whose family comes from a long line of successful elites that have all worked in the medical field.
One day, he's forced to deliver the bad news to a patient, "You only have one year left to live."
There’s something different about this patient though, why is he smiling at the face of death?
Alternate Universe - Human AU
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Blitz had been chasing Loona and Octavia what felt like forever. Every time he wanted to see their faces they seem unnaturally turned their backs to him in disgrace. He was sweating, hurting and pleading for forgiveness...
Turns out though, it was all in his head.
When Stolas was quietly shaken awake by the tossing and turning lover that was sleeping next to him. He knew straight away that something was wrong.
Something was very wrong...
(Horror tropes are in this fic, but nothing too terrible.)
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Blitzø is almost done hunting down all these fucking assholes, these stupid campers daring to trample all over his mother's resting place.
He's just got one left. A bird.
Or: Serial Killer Blitzø and Horny Victim Stolas.
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- Part 10 of smut oneshots
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And it’s not Blitzø. It can’t be. He writhes his way out of everything. He’s smart, and he’s charming, and he’s quick, and he’s strong, and he’s vicious, and he’s protective. It’s not—
(A.K.A: You can’t Ferris Bueller all of your problems if you are a hitman! Girl, you will die!)
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I Beg You Don't Embarrass Me, Motherfucker by Karla24WinTaeBear
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
05 Oct 2025
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It’s been a month since he tried to give Blitzø his heart alongside the imp’s freedom, only for it all to explode in his face like the most heartbreaking bukake scene.
Stolas had no idea where it had all gone wrong. He’d thought Blitzø would want to have his independence, would at least want to be friends if not continue the pathetic parody of them being lovers—but all the poor Prince got for his troubles was a broken heart and the ruination of all his memories of his first ever friend. But what did he really expect?
“At least I have you, my darlings,” he murmured brokenly, trailing a delicate talon over the head of one of his plants.
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- Part 1 of Hellaverse Kinktober 2025
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Two demons. One obsession.
Stolas has spent years watching from afar... powerful, poised, and utterly deranged. The imp he once adored as a child is all grown up now, wild and sharp-tongued and maddeningly out of reach.
Blitzø has his own secrets. Namely, the prince he’s been stalking for years. The same one who once gave him kindness... and now lives rent-free in every filthy, feral thought he has.
They each believe the other forgot.
They’re both dead wrong.
What begins as silent obsession spirals into a violent, erotic power struggle. Abductions. Bindings. Blood.
They don’t want each other.
They need each other.This isn’t just a love story.
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Blitzø finally drags his ass back to therapy, even though he's definitely probably fine.
This is a sequel to my work "Patient Name: Blitzø". It takes place after that work and about a month after Sinsmas.
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- Part 4 of Hella Therapyverse
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If only I knew what my heart was telling me
Don't know what I'm feeling
Is this just a dream?
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Blitzø had never feared death. It had brushed him more times he could count, and each time he managed to escape it.
Since he was a kid, he had juggled between jobs – one more dangerous than the last. He became a fucking professional assassin, but an escaped execution had put life in a different perspective. If he truly wanted to change, to be the better version of himself, he needed a shift in his mindset.
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Blitzø is working on his personal growth after surviving an execution. I.M.P. is thriving, Millie and Moxxie are preparing to become parents, his bond with Loona has never been stronger, and he’s cautiously rebuilding his relationship with Stolas, who is still coping with losing Via.
Things seem to be improving, but Octavia's 18th birthday approaching shakes everything up. -
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Maybe this full moon deal wasn't such a bad idea after all. A regular fuck buddy, spell book that grant Blitz access to the living world, and more profit for I.M.P. What could go wrong?
A story about all the nights Stolas and Blitz shared during their full moon deal, based on my animatic "Nights We Had", link below:
https://youtu.be/F8eQEf77W9k
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"I can't pretend that I'm not still just an obligation to you," said Stolas.
Before Blitz could completely untangle that very Stolasy collection of double negatives, Stolas was already saying, "So I think I ought to leave."
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Blitz has issues, and in the time apart from the horny owl he used to fuck at least once a month before Stolas got bored or something of him, they have flared up big time. Cue one concerned birb and one imp who is itches for death or something close to it.
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Stolas and Blitz are happy together. They live together now, and got over their past issues. But yet, something still bothers their mind. And it’s something much deeper than average complications. Maybe, the answers are up in the sky. Or so it seems…
Maybe feelings matter more than what you see and hear.
Yet, Stolas and Blitz are stuck on one question….