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…which one would you choose?
Neither, of course.
Because…
Your name is Dave Strider.
And you don’t believe in shitty fairytales.
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Miss Kanaya Maryam arrives at the estate of the good Doctor to serve as governess to his unruly ward, Rose Lalonde. Though her employer is courteous, and her student intriguing, there is something distinctly wrong in the house.
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In which Vriska is the pet of one Doc Scratch, and struggles through confusion and a desire to make him proud, and no one notices.
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You sigh as you watch your universe decay. You hate it when you have to build a new one from scratch.
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KANAYA: Actually I Was Just Thinking
KANAYA: Its Nice To Get A Little Sun After So Longor, alternatively:
Kanaya and Rose spiral down.
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- Part 1 of Unhealthily Pale (the remix)
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Picking up where “Condemnation" left off, this full-size Homestuck Ancestors novel depicts Mindfang’s discovery of and red romance with the Summoner, her inspiration of his rebellion against the repressive bloodcaste system and the response of Her Imperious Condescension. Aranea’s web of intrigue and her reluctance to face her past come back to haunt her even though she’s made great changes in her approach to life with everything coming to an end in dramatic fashion.
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Almost a sweep after the events of "Beautiful Jewel", Marquise Spinneret Mindfang has put her Gamblignant skills towards a new mission, inspired by her former matesprit, Porrim Maryam. However, the Marquise is still a wanted woman: a young legislacerator, Neophyte Redglare, has been tasked with bringing Mindfang to what passes for justice on Alternia. Her zealousness for this task brings her into Mindfang's grasp, where a dance of deceit and caliginous romance begins... and ultimately ends tragically for them both.
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It's a new term at Skia Academy, home of aspect magic and powerful mages. Let's watch as our main protagonist, John Egbert, the newly appointed Heir of Breath try to avoid getting ambushed by a nubby horned troll about the secretive ‘accident’ that happened last year at the End Game party.
"It is most likely that our gullible heir-to-be is hiding so that he doesn’t have to face the utmost embarrassing confrontation of his short teenage life."
“JOHN EGBERT. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.”Series
- Part 1 of Aspectstuck
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All In The Value (discontinued) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
13 Jul 2017
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Your name is John Egbert and today is one of the worst days of your life.
“I am so, so proud of you, Son”. Every single time he left the house or did anything really, he would repeat that one sentence. It’s weird how one mundane sentence would be the last you ever heard from him. After the call, you didn’t know what to do. In that one instant, all you could do was blame yourself, even though you knew it could never be your fault. -
Sepulchritude by Path
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
13 Jul 2011
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Your name is Spades Slick, and you are being attacked in the middle of the night for a crime you haven't committed yet. The Felt didn't expect to find Problem Sleuth here too, but it can only help so much; the two of you aren't quite a match for most of the Felt seeking vengeance. And Problem Sleuth isn't helping, constantly trying to get off that attack that'll only kill him...
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OH my goodness what a horrible pun.
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You hadn’t really thought about meeting him in person, but he’s not what you expected.
What you expected: Some fat, lazy-ass idiot who kept a thesaurus and a dictionary next to him at all times while he manipulated defenseless trolls into killing their friends.
What you got: A well-dressed, well-mannered host with a strange aversion to showing skin and a cueball for a head.
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please read me
OH also this is set in a black hole.
Rated T for the words ass and fucking
but no assfuckingyeah the porn is in my other stories not this one -
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The plan: Get in, draw English out into the open, get him arrested if you can. Not the best of plans, but still easy to screw up.
Your name is Erik and it used to be Eridan and you have no fucking clue how this is going to go.
Your name is Nessa and they all had decided you were too young to be heavily involved in the fighting.
==> BE SOMEONE ELSE
Jesus Christ, you think as you cuff blood awkwardly from the cut on your forehead. Could this get any worse?
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- Part 22 of Do Not Go Gentle
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'We should get our date on, y'know? Go out, see a movie, hold hands, catch a killer. It'll be a motherfucking JOYRIDE!'
When Dave Strider and Aradia Megido are hospitalised for severe injuries following an incident in New York involving The Felt, John Egbert takes it upon himself to find the perpetrators and bring them to justice.
What he doesn't realise is the seeming accident goes deeper than just 'wrong place, wrong time'. A lot deeper.
There's a killer on the streets, and it will stop at nothing to kill them all.
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Problem Sleuth is up to his eyeballs in missing persons, Ace Dick is up to his eyeballs in the hijinks of the increasingly powerful Midnight Crew, and Pickle Inspector is up to his eyeballs in a teleporting mansion outside of town. Poorly constructed metaphor aside, everyone's eyeballs are pretty tired. But there's no rest for the weary, as once the missing persons start to correlate with the mansion's peculiar residents, the city's underbelly only becomes more convoluted.
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There once was a little boy.
The Signless.
The Sufferer.
The Mutant.
In just a slightly disoriented society, a woman named ) (er Imperious Condescension organized his culture by a social ranking called the Blood Caste, which separates his kind by the color of their blood.
Many were content. Many disagreed.
He sought the truth.
But this story does not tell the Signless's. This tells the story of the family he's left behind.
On this fucked up planet called Alternia, his brother, lover, and mother must learn how to cope with his passing, and continue his teachings without him.
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Whoever thought of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must be sick
Like sick as hell
Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit
Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high
Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-
Okay maybe not the last one...
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Dave doesn't want to get treatment, but he just can't take the way his sister and mom cries.
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Puella Magi Calliope Magica by libraryseraph for madocallie
Fandoms: Homestuck, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
09 Jan 2014
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A very belated birthday gift for my good friend madocallie