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Candy!Dirk—sent spiraling by the existential catastrophe of his continuity's divergence from canon—is visited by Gamzee, triggering a plunge through the memories of his ultimate self that culminates in his decision to commit suicide.
A fic that explores the ultimate self, touches on the unseen time between Dirk quitting as Jane's presidential campaign advisor and hanging himself from the bell tower, and answers the age-old question: what the fuck was Gamzee doing at Dirk's place when Dave discovered his suicide note? Seriously, what was he doing there? I think about this all the time. Also serves as a prologue to 'I'm Barely a Person Anymore (I'm Just a Collection of Memories That Aren't My Own),' a little Ultimate Dirk-centric series I'm working on.
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Excellent introspective dialogue. Excellent characterization and in-universe grounding. + Dirk Strider centric which is 10x the points.
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Whoever these asshole trolls are, they have messed with the wrong guy's friends. Dave Strider is not taking this lying down. He doesn't take anything lying down. Dave Strider is the proverbial top. Hmm, Rose would have a field day with that figure of speech.
Whoever these fucking humans are, Karkat is going to make sure they know how little he wants to speak to them. Even if he's being forced to. How has it come to this? He's meant to be the gogdamn leader.
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The trolls have won sgrub and are stuck in space in their new universe.UPDATING USUALLY EVERY MON - FRI @ 00:00 - 01:00 GMT
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In one Timeline, the Trolls of Beforus perished at the end of their Failed Session, escaping into the Dream Bubbles. But in another, a certain skeptical Jadeblood decided to do a little digging, collaborating with a renaissance man of an Indigoblood to see if another path forward existed. Through chance and stubbornness, these twelve Trolls have escaped their Session ALIVE... now let's see what comes next!
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Exchange by Sniperdoodle
Fandom: Homestuck, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
06 Jul 2015
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They say history repeats itself. Who knew that it would be so soon?
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Doc Scratch's School for Supernaturally Gifted Adolescents by medical
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Jul 2019
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One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.
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AHAHHAHDKNFBRKISYSHDJFKRIUEBSJKCITURJJWNDKFIHFHSJZKDHKRIEHAHXOFJN DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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woagh this was actually so fire. help I love you author
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godfeels, or: "i dreamed of feeling better" by Agonist, BrushBandit, KeeperofManyNames, lasciviousWildheart, QueerOnFire, SarahZedig, unusualdolls
Fandom: Homestuck
14 Oct 2025
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there was a dream in a dark place that spoke so loud a universe followed in its wake...
six years have passed since the end of Homestuck, and Earth C's gods have grown stagnant. a failed suicide attempt among one of their own sets off a chain reaction that will forever change the world as they know it-- for better and for worse.
an ongoing story about gender, loneliness, and violence set in in the wilderness of post-canon. features:
the existential dread of retcon,
june egbert's messy transition,
several heated romances,
a war on the moon,
an extracosmic legion of witches,
and the horrible responsibility of choice.
NOTE: this series explores many adult themes including depression, anxiety, childhood trauma, suicidal ideation, alcoholism, and more. please heed the content warnings before each chapter.- Words:
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This diverges pretty much right after Jane loses Lil' Sebastian on her world.
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In which Dirk Strider insists that Jane can't defend herself, so he's coming to live in her house and building her a new bodyguard. Jane is none-too-thrilled.
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The Meteor and the Golden Vessel are rapidly approaching the new Session. There have been some issues, but they're being cleaned up right now. All they have to do now is merge the Sessions, defeat Caliborn, and everything will be absolutely and completely fine. Right? Right.
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No.
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Beset with tinges of an 'empty nest syndrome', Mom Lalonde inducts a new intern under her wing, stirring up quite a steamy office-affair until her lowering inhibitions get the best of her & she takes the easily flustered girl home.
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Wild is the Wind by Heavens_Door
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Homestuck
13 Apr 2017
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John Joestar goes to college, meets friends and almost gets murdered several times by people with magic ghosts. It's OK though, he gets a magic ghost to make up for it. [Jojo's Bizarre Adventure AU set in the modern day]
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"Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
- Jake EnglishAfter stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.
But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.
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They came to this isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, an arranged marriage is proposed. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
But in politics, as well as life in general, few things are as they first appear. It quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange, leaving a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels with the task of settling their interpersonal issues and learning to work together. There is far more at stake than just their lives.[Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements. 3 guesses on which is the slow burn couple, no price.]
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John Egbert was the assistant sheriff of Veiltown, assistant to none other than the infamous Terezi Pyrope. Terezi had become a legend for ridding Veiltown of Jack Noir and his gang of ruffians, as well as the rival group of bandits known as the Felt. And it was rumored she’d had some supernatural help, being blind and all, but it only added to her infamy, and that was the way Terezi liked it.
So what will the duo do when Karkat Vantas appears on the wanted posters? Not much as sheriffs, actually. Though John has some other plans in mind...
*Warning: Contains self insertion*
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(Title taken from the song by Cults)
Kanaya Maryam is lonely. Vriska Serket is bored. When they finally start talking beyond simple classmate interaction, nothing good is bound to happen
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Alternatively known as Sherlockbound.
Jane Crocker is a consulting detective, Dirk Strider is her conductor of light, and together they're cleaning up Altville and giving Detective Vantas ulcers, one case at a time.
(In which everyone is reborn into the new universe, the quadrants are different, and the points don't matter!)
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this was definitely a wild ride, huh!
never expected to get this much into something like this, very well done
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Karkat doesn't like anything. Except justice. Sollux likes Karkat and being a snarky little shit.
Fighting crime is what they do.
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In a desperate attempt to figure out what the hell is going on with his universe, Dave Lalonde flirts with a concept far worse than death...
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- Part 4 of KILL/SWITCH
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A series about a series of multiverses.
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Your name is Karkat Vantas. You've got a vigilante team of freaks and weirdos to run, and a city to protect, and a long-dead crab-god under your skin, and a ring on a chain around your neck, and an axe to grind with Alternia City's most infamous gang.
You're going to hunt the Scratch down, come hell or high water, and make them pay. And whoever their new pet murderer is, he's not going to stop you.
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In which Dave goes in to kill a demon for his bro, and things...don't exactly go as planned. Really, absolutely nothing goes as planned, but that's...somehow okay. Mostly.
Please check the tags before you read. List of characters and explanation of talents is in the end notes; links for art are in the opening notes. (one day i swear i'll embed them alsdfj)
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- Part 9 of Demonstuck
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Orange wants me to read it
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The game was never really meant to be won. It's output, the universe John could never really call home, is cursed. So when John and Calliope are faced with two, equally bad options, they decide to go for a third.
What if instead of destroying Lord English, they made sure he never existed in the first place? Maybe it really was possible to fix everything. To truly have a happy ending.
So John (now with Aradia by his side), reluctantly prepares for another retcon. And, unbeknownst to everyone but her, Calliope calls in a favor. For a fleeting moment, a perfect future is within their grasp.
However, when faced with "canon" once again, they find out the hard way that it could never be that easy. Every win comes with a brutal sacrifice, by the time they realize, it's too late. Not wanting to doom the timeline they created, their only hope is that, perhaps, the path to heaven goes through hell first.
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