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The Statehouse Garden Shed by Toinette93
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
06 May 2023
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There is a garden shed at the back of the statehouse. It has many uses. None of them really pertaining to gardening. It might be bigger on the inside.
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Oh, Give Me a Home by Anonymous
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
14 Sep 2025
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Louisiana and Texas are workers heading out further West for ranch jobs. In town, Louisiana falls in love with the criminal son of the town preacher. However, the preacher says that Louisiana can only marry his son after his other son is married off. The issue with this is that everyone in town hates the younger son.
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I love everything about this
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THE! THE FUCKIN!! WILD WEST COW BOYS!! OF THE!! THE FAVS!! AMD CHARACTERIZATION IS !!!!!
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Unholy by fandomstyle427
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series), Welcome To The Statehouse (Web Series)
28 Sep 2025
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The dancer makes eye contact with him, glances down at his slack jaw and smirks. Utah watches the floor self-consciously as she saunters over to him. A long, golden-nailed finger lifts his chin up from where he had averted his gaze.
Utah will definitely need confession now.
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Thank You by Goblin_D
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series), Welcome To The Statehouse (Web Series)
25 Jul 2022
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Utah feels guilty for not spending more time with his family.
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Why god? by RuinedRevalutionaryNerd
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
08 Jun 2023
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He knew it would happen but he cant believe it finally did.
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worth praying for by firsttraintovictoriaville
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
22 Jun 2022
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No matter how much work Utah put into being the State of Utah, his greatest pride would always be being Ilithiya's husband and Jaxon and Kayleigh and Kingsley and Kayden and Jayden and Brayden's dad.
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- Part 6 of speed running my otps
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So sweet
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All the Gold that Didn't Glitter by Misery_has_no_company_now
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
25 Dec 2024
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The golden west. Painted gold by the jewels of their land, and tainted gold by the greed of the people. The gold rush. The gold in their eyes. The gold in their states. All had once shone brightly. All were once a beacon of hope. But now, all they kept of gold was the name. And all the fame they got was…of the wrong type. From eyes they didn’t want looking. From eyes which thought the golden colours changed shades, rather than that the gold disappeared.
All that glitters is not gold. But did that mean all that is gold glitters?
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oERSONIFWHUMP
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October 15th by awkwardbucketofcrazies (wordsurge4)
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
15 Oct 2023
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"Just one more." One more song, one more sunflower, one more day.
Snippets of a regular day at the statehouse.
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- Part 1 of Far Fetched Affections
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Statehouse Fanfics because damn am i brainrotting them. by Anonymous
Fandom: Welcome To The Statehouse (Web Series), Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
03 Dec 2022
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watch me scream and cry at the same time <33333333/vvpos
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Childhood Photos by mur_cielago
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
23 Sep 2023
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Utah knows it's time for Illythia to learn his biggest secret. So he takes her to a special place and shows her an album of his childhood photos...
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No really, I'm fine by Phoenixfangirl
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
14 Apr 2025
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Utah is fine. He is a strong Moral man. He has no regrets. or does he?
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Baby Fever by TourificTiccer for firsttraintovictoriaville
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series), Miss USA - Sarah-Jay Pierce (Web Series)
08 Jul 2024
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New York has the worst baby fever known to mankind. Ever since the beginning, he’s just wanted to be able to hold and care for a baby.
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They Shall be One Flesh by GearLow
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
22 Dec 2023
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For his whole life, Utah has been taught that romance and sexuality is to be between a man and a woman. They are to be sealed in a temple of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, where they will be not married till death do they part, but instead for eternity. He has a wife, Ilithiya, whom he loves very much. Why, then, does he feel so lustful towards another man?
I started this fic in September 2023 and had to make several changes after the 2023 Thanksgiving episode (Where we are introduced to more members of Utah's family). I have done my best to remove inconsistencies and errors, but please respectfully point out if I have forgotten any in the comments.
If you have trauma related to Mormonism, it's best if you don't read this. There's a lot about Mormon beliefs and culture. Take care of yourself.
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Stop Calling Me When You're High (Please, my love) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series), Welcome To The Statehouse (Web Series)
29 Jul 2022
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There he was again, high, teary-eyed and on his third attempt to call his ex again.
He'll regret this in the morning, but right now? He just needs to hear his sweet voice again, even if the other hates him for it.
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Frozen and the Four Corners by thewholebeingherething
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
04 Apr 2024
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Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico, and Utah have a movie night
Shenanigans follow
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Is It Gay? by awkwardbucketofcrazies (wordsurge4)
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
20 Mar 2024
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Arizona confronts Utah about his relationship with Colorado.
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- Part 25 of Rare Pair Wednesday
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31 Days of December by TourificTiccer
Fandom: Welcome To The Statehouse (Web Series), Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
31 Dec 2022
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A collection of all my works for the 31 Days of December prompt list by PlaguedMoth. Most fics are not related to each other. Those that are will specifically state if it is.
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A Christmas Carol at The Table by guessimdemoms
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series), Welcome To The Statehouse (Web Series)
23 Dec 2022
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Watch with amazement as our favorite states put on A Christmas Carol for all the readers out there. Watch as they mess up a classic with their nonsense, and marvel at the chaos of it all.
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Literally so well-written. Like, this was so good. Cali's characterization felt so accurate, and strangely, Michigan was mentioned TWICE! (is it our birthday anniversary? no, that was yesterday...) All the other characters were GREAT and the end notes were super funny :D
(27-1-23)
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I’d Go Anywhere For Your Smile by orphan_account
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
10 Oct 2022
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While sleeping over at Utah’s house, (a completely normal thing to do with your friend who has a wife and children), Texas is woken up by Utah’s daughter with a request.
Rated Teen for *very* mild swearing
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Nevada turns 150 and can only think of Halloween by Misery_has_no_company_now
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
05 Nov 2023
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I'm so late with this, I knowww but I still thought I'd get it out over here. It's just a one-shot of Nevada's 150th birthday, (for the sake of making sense here, assume this happens in 2014) and him thinking the other states are only getting ready for the Halloween party - since that's what they usually do.
Anyway. Happy belated birthday, Nevada (this time's).
